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(Utah Daily Herald Extra)   Utah mom buys entire stock of "pornographic" t-shirts from Pac Sun, plans to return them in 60 days for full credit   (heraldextra.com ) divider line
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2014-02-18 02:59:51 PM  
Figures show we're selling the shiat out of these things.  Bring in another batch.
 
2014-02-18 03:04:14 PM  
are there pictures of these shirts?  are they really racy or are they "meh" and some soccer mom is shiatting herself over it for no reason.
 
2014-02-18 03:07:46 PM  
And then her son sells them all at school for twice the price.
 
2014-02-18 03:08:01 PM  

ManateeGag: are there pictures of these shirts?  are they really racy or are they "meh" and some soccer mom is shiatting herself over it for no reason.


I'll wager 50,000 Quatloos on the shiatting soccer mom.
 
2014-02-18 03:12:59 PM  

oldernell: Figures show we're selling the shiat out of these things.  Bring in another batch.


This!

ManateeGag: are there pictures of these shirts?  are they really racy or are they "meh" and some soccer mom is shiatting herself over it for no reason.


and This.
 
2014-02-18 03:13:24 PM  
I think these are the shirts in question.  They're not that bad.

http://www.pacsun.com/visual/mens/
 
2014-02-18 03:14:53 PM  
They should change their return policy on day 58
 
2014-02-18 03:16:09 PM  

ManateeGag: are there pictures of these shirts?  are they really racy or are they "meh" and some soccer mom is shiatting herself over it for no reason.


If I had to guess, it's from the Visual by Van Styles collection. There are some interesting photos, but nothing you already wouldn't see in a typical FARK yoga pants thread. Butts, boobs, and legs, but all covered so SFW.

They're in the 'meh' category (although some of the photos are yummy).
 
2014-02-18 03:18:02 PM  
by Genelle Pugmire.  Who looks precisely as I expected a Genelle Pugmire to look:

i1214.photobucket.com

vudutek: ManateeGag: are there pictures of these shirts?  are they really racy or are they "meh" and some soccer mom is shiatting herself over it for no reason.

I'll wager 50,000 Quatloos on the shiatting soccer mom.


Assuming these are the shirts in question (found them at PacSun's site) you win.
i1214.photobucket.com  i1214.photobucket.com i1214.photobucket.com i1214.photobucket.com i1214.photobucket.com i1214.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-18 03:33:53 PM  
So, is this another militant atheist pushing their views on the righteous?
 
2014-02-18 03:34:38 PM  

scottydoesntknow: ManateeGag: are there pictures of these shirts?  are they really racy or are they "meh" and some soccer mom is shiatting herself over it for no reason.

If I had to guess, it's from the Visual by Van Styles collection. There are some interesting photos, but nothing you already wouldn't see in a typical FARK yoga pants thread. Butts, boobs, and legs, but all covered so SFW.

They're in the 'meh' category (although some of the photos are yummy).


yeah.  Meh.  nothing you wouldn't see on any number of Billboards for any number of products.  You see worse walking past a Victoria's Secret.
 
2014-02-18 03:39:20 PM  
Utards.
 
2014-02-18 03:43:21 PM  
Dear Crazy Mom,

We just wanted to let you know that we have just received 5000 more shirts that will be in stock in your local store tomorrow.

Thanks
PacSun.
 
2014-02-18 03:45:05 PM  
Isn't that illegal?
 
2014-02-18 03:46:29 PM  
Judy Cox was on a birthday shopping trip with her teenage son at the University Mall Saturday when they passed the window display at PacSun.

Dear Most Humiliated Teenager in the World,

It ain't your fault. Someday, when your mom needs adult diapers, you can put her in a low-dollar nursing home and say "remember that time we went shopping on my birthday? Yeah. Toodles!"
 
2014-02-18 03:46:36 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: by Genelle Pugmire.  Who looks precisely as I expected a Genelle Pugmire to look:


What's your problem with Genelle Pugmire, besides what she looks like?
 
2014-02-18 03:47:15 PM  
Cox said she was so concerned about the promotion and the "pornographic" material that she has contacted two national organizations, Women for Decency and One Million Moms. Both organizations have had success in stopping the spread of indecent material and subject matter on TV, in movies and in print media.

No they haven't.
 
2014-02-18 03:49:51 PM  

James!: Cox said she was so concerned about the promotion and the "pornographic" material that she has contacted two national organizations, Women for Decency and One Million Moms. Both organizations have had success in stopping the spread of indecent material and subject matter on TV, in movies and in print media.

No they haven't.


But they believe they have: http://onemillionmoms.com/successes

When a show they don't like is cancelled, it wasn't cancelled because of crappy viewership, it was cancelled because of OMM.
 
2014-02-18 03:52:26 PM  

thamike: Benevolent Misanthrope: by Genelle Pugmire.  Who looks precisely as I expected a Genelle Pugmire to look:

What's your problem with Genelle Pugmire, besides what she looks like?


I didn't say I had a problem - either with her or how she looks.  I was commenting on the uncannily onomatopoeic nature of her name.
 
2014-02-18 03:55:29 PM  
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
being a biatch makes her hot.  she is thinking fark me with your big man stick mr man
 
2014-02-18 03:55:45 PM  
www.majhost.com
 
2014-02-18 03:56:50 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: thamike: Benevolent Misanthrope: by Genelle Pugmire.  Who looks precisely as I expected a Genelle Pugmire to look:

What's your problem with Genelle Pugmire, besides what she looks like?

I didn't say I had a problem - either with her or how she looks.  I was commenting on the uncannily onomatopoeic nature of her name.


Onomatopoeic?

Anyway, as long as you didn't get the idea that she was somehow derelict in her duties or picking a side, I guess it's okay to poke fun at fat ugly people who can't even muster the initiative to not wear a swimmin' hole t-shirt to her work photo.
 
2014-02-18 03:57:01 PM  

kona: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x930]
being a biatch makes her hot.  she is thinking fark me with your big man stick mr man


That must take some real effort to prudishly purse one's lips so.
 
2014-02-18 03:59:27 PM  

oldernell: Figures show we're selling the shiat out of these things.  Bring in another batch.


Yep!

James!: And then her son sells them all at school for twice the price.


Double yep!
 
2014-02-18 04:01:48 PM  

kona: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x930]
being a biatch makes her hot.  she is thinking fark me with your big man stick mr man



assets.sbnation.com


I...I genetically combined James Cromwell and Mary Matalin to make my new love puppet.

 
2014-02-18 04:05:25 PM  
Ohh and while this article states she was shopping with her teenaged son, another article states the teenaged son is 19.

Someone needs to call Major Payne stat

thumbs.anyclip.com

"I said pop-your-titty-out-his-mouth AND STOP BABYING HIM."
 
2014-02-18 04:05:30 PM  

thamike: Benevolent Misanthrope: thamike: Benevolent Misanthrope: by Genelle Pugmire.  Who looks precisely as I expected a Genelle Pugmire to look:

What's your problem with Genelle Pugmire, besides what she looks like?

I didn't say I had a problem - either with her or how she looks.  I was commenting on the uncannily onomatopoeic nature of her name.

Onomatopoeic?


Yes.  Onomatopoeic.  It means, a word or phrase that sounds like the thing it represents.


Anyway, as long as you didn't get the idea that she was somehow derelict in her duties or picking a side, I guess it's okay to poke fun at fat ugly people who can't even muster the initiative to not wear a swimmin' hole t-shirt to her work photo.

If you'd ever met me, you'd know why it's hysterically funny to assume I'm making fun of a casually dressed fat chick, attractive or not.
 
2014-02-18 04:05:42 PM  
Day 59: introduce restocking fee of $25 per item.
 
2014-02-18 04:07:45 PM  

thamike: Isn't that illegal?


buying all the shirts?  no, she can spend her money on whatever she wants and once she owns them, she can do whatever she likes with them.

If she wants to return them, as long as she meets the return policies of the store, sure, why not.  she may end up with hundreds in store credit to a place she doesn't shop though.
 
2014-02-18 04:09:00 PM  
"Yeah... Those items are discontinued... I guess somebody complained or whatever... I can only give you the current sale price in store credit.  It's 27.99."
 
2014-02-18 04:11:40 PM  
How does returning them keep them off the shelves? As long as they're still new with the tags, they'll probably just put them back in stock to corrupt our nation's youth.

If she really had conviction, she'd burn them.
 
2014-02-18 04:14:01 PM  

Rusty Shackleford: Day 59: introduce restocking fee of $25 per item.


most places already have a restocking fee of 10% at the store managers discretion.

I think they should only give her an in store credit to use, minus the 10% of course.
 
2014-02-18 04:14:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yes.  Onomatopoeic.  It means, a word or phrase that sounds like the thing it represents.


I know what it means, you apparently don't. "Pugmire" doesn't sound like anything, nor does it represent anything except for someone's last name.

I didn't want to suck all the humor out of your post, which is why I added some diplomatic humor to mine, but you blew that.  Now you'll go look up onomatopoeia and feel bad.
 
2014-02-18 04:18:13 PM  

ManateeGag: thamike: Isn't that illegal?

buying all the shirts?  no, she can spend her money on whatever she wants and once she owns them, she can do whatever she likes with them.

If she wants to return them, as long as she meets the return policies of the store, sure, why not.  she may end up with hundreds in store credit to a place she doesn't shop though.


Yeah, yeah, but I mean the intent behind it.  Isn't there something important about the specific intent to deprive a business of revenue? Sh*t a small town lawyer would have her ass for this, let alone what PacSun can come up with.  At the very least, her return shouldn't be valid.

Then again, PacSun can do with some advertising...
 
2014-02-18 04:21:23 PM  
Can someone explain to me how we still don't have a UTAH tag?

We must be just as stupid/crazy as Florida if not more so.
 
2014-02-18 04:23:30 PM  

Beerguy: Can someone explain to me how we still don't have a UTAH tag?

We must be just as stupid/crazy as Florida if not more so.


Part of the comedy involved in having a Florida tag is that it's the only state to have its own tag.

Deservedly so.
 
2014-02-18 04:24:09 PM  

thamike: Isn't that illegal?


Probably not. Over-zealously prudish, though.
 
2014-02-18 04:26:28 PM  

thamike: Isn't there something important about the specific intent to deprive a business of revenue?


She isn't depriving anyone of revenue. When she bought the shirts, she gave them money. If she returns the shirts, they get the shirts back and get to sell them again.

The worst she's doing is delaying the final sale of the shirts.

Meanwhile, she's giving them tons of free advertising.
 
2014-02-18 04:28:27 PM  

thamike: Part of the comedy involved in having a Florida tag is that it's the only state to have its own tag.

Deservedly so.


OK, so, let's compromise. How bout' a MORMON or even MORMAN tag?
 
2014-02-18 04:30:40 PM  

vudutek: ManateeGag: are there pictures of these shirts?  are they really racy or are they "meh" and some soccer mom is shiatting herself over it for no reason.

I'll wager 50,000 Quatloos on the shiatting soccer mom.


100,000 Quatloos

/not really objecting to your shiatting soccer mom observation, I just really like to bet
 
2014-02-18 04:35:04 PM  

thamike: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yes.  Onomatopoeic.  It means, a word or phrase that sounds like the thing it represents.

I know what it means, you apparently don't. "Pugmire" doesn't sound like anything, nor does it represent anything except for someone's last name.

I didn't want to suck all the humor out of your post, which is why I added some diplomatic humor to mine, but you blew that.  Now you'll go look up onomatopoeia and feel bad.


Oh dear me, I have been Told by thamike.  He did not visualize what I did upon hearing the phrase "Genelle Pugmire".  He disputes my assertion.  He has even instructed to feel bad because... well, I'm exactly sure why, but thamike has said it.  How shall I ever overcome the shame?
 
2014-02-18 04:39:48 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: thamike: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yes.  Onomatopoeic.  It means, a word or phrase that sounds like the thing it represents.

I know what it means, you apparently don't. "Pugmire" doesn't sound like anything, nor does it represent anything except for someone's last name.

I didn't want to suck all the humor out of your post, which is why I added some diplomatic humor to mine, but you blew that.  Now you'll go look up onomatopoeia and feel bad.

Oh dear me, I have been Told by thamike.  He did not visualize what I did upon hearing the phrase "Genelle Pugmire".  He disputes my assertion.  He has even instructed to feel bad because... well, I'm exactly sure why, but thamike has said it.  How shall I ever overcome the shame?


The lash. Then the goat.
 
2014-02-18 04:41:02 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: thamike: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yes.  Onomatopoeic.  It means, a word or phrase that sounds like the thing it represents.

I know what it means, you apparently don't. "Pugmire" doesn't sound like anything, nor does it represent anything except for someone's last name.

I didn't want to suck all the humor out of your post, which is why I added some diplomatic humor to mine, but you blew that.  Now you'll go look up onomatopoeia and feel bad.

Oh dear me, I have been Told by thamike.  He did not visualize what I did upon hearing the phrase "Genelle Pugmire".  He disputes my assertion.  He has even instructed to feel bad because... well, I'm exactly sure why, but thamike has said it.  How shall I ever overcome the shame?


Could that be classified as post traumatic stress?

/getting stressed over a post, I mean
 
2014-02-18 04:42:07 PM  
"I'm sorry, ma'am. You'll have to take these to our returns office on Planet Kolob."
 
2014-02-18 04:46:31 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-02-18 04:48:00 PM  
There's a lot of cox in the article... Meh, I took my son for lunch once and sitting near the door was a millennial wearing a shirt with a cartoon on it with F*ck and C*nt or something on it and he asked what the words meant. The guy grinned at me like he put us in an awkward situation... I told my son, "it means  I'm a douche". Problem solved.
 
2014-02-18 04:52:33 PM  

OregonVet: There's a lot of cox in the article... Meh, I took my son for lunch once and sitting near the door was a millennial wearing a shirt with a cartoon on it with F*ck and C*nt or something on it and he asked what the words meant. The guy grinned at me like he put us in an awkward situation... I told my son, "it means  I'm a douche". Problem solved.


I must remember that.  As a Librarian, I've occasionally gotten questions of that nature from kids.  Your answer is the best I've heard yet.
 
2014-02-18 04:57:49 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-18 05:00:17 PM  
This woman's a patriot. Contributing to the economy like that... *snif* brings a tear to my eye.
 
2014-02-18 05:03:33 PM  
They're no worse than the Farrah Fawcett t-shirts that were sold during the late 1970s. Besides, one sees more skin on display at rock concerts and the beach.
 
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