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(io9)   I have no idea what you just said, so here's Kate Upton in Zero-G's   (io9.com) divider line 134
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2014-02-18 12:48:43 PM  
FMS disapproves of this.
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I approve
 
2014-02-18 12:50:56 PM  

maudibjr: I approve


I concur.
 
2014-02-18 01:04:21 PM  
Yes, please.
 
2014-02-18 01:12:09 PM  
Should I bookmark this?
 
2014-02-18 01:20:14 PM  
If zero gravity can make Kate Upton's boobs suddenly look fake, then give me plain old gravity any day.
 
2014-02-18 01:22:58 PM  
The Zero-G doesn't really add anything to this.  It just still looks like basically every other model bikini photo shoot.  On the plus side, she's still attractive.
 
2014-02-18 01:23:05 PM  

Cyberluddite: If zero gravity can make Kate Upton's boobs suddenly look fake, then give me plain old gravity any day.


Wait, you're saying that zero gravity can make real boobs look fake while still feeling real?
 
2014-02-18 01:29:14 PM  

Cyberluddite: If zero gravity can make Kate Upton's boobs suddenly look fake, then give me plain old gravity any day.


I would posit that it is gravity, and specifically gravity's ability to make Ms. Upton's finest assets jiggle, that's critical to her attractiveness.

She's otherwise a pretty girl.  But when she gets all jiggly?   Damn.
 
2014-02-18 01:29:57 PM  
Much like Ms. Upton's zero-G experience, I also have a body part that could defy gravity for her, for a few seconds.
 
2014-02-18 02:08:43 PM  
33 double Ds in 0 Gs.
 
2014-02-18 02:13:39 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-18 02:21:20 PM  
Oh my.
 
2014-02-18 02:24:22 PM  
That's a hard 21

/amidionitright?
 
2014-02-18 02:25:13 PM  
I'm more impressed with the Cheryl Tiegs fishnet tribute via body paint. Pushing the envelope a bit!
 
2014-02-18 02:25:29 PM  
I usually think she's young and overrated, but that's not bad.
 
2014-02-18 02:25:41 PM  
erratika.com
 
2014-02-18 02:26:52 PM  
We need video.
 
2014-02-18 02:27:43 PM  

Ishkur: We need video.


It exists
 
2014-02-18 02:29:05 PM  
Rather nice.
 
2014-02-18 02:29:27 PM  
That was quite titillating.

Also, removal of the top would have been interesting.
 
2014-02-18 02:29:45 PM  
God bless subby.

Truly a great American
 
2014-02-18 02:30:15 PM  

abhorrent1: That's a hard 21

/amidionitright?


Hard 21 in my pants.
/centimeters!
 
2014-02-18 02:30:17 PM  
Wow.

She makes me happy.
 
2014-02-18 02:30:33 PM  
You definitely need some gravity for the full Upton experience.

i.imgur.com

 
2014-02-18 02:30:48 PM  

Ishkur: We need video.


There's a short clip right under the last picture.  It's a bit over edited, though.
 
2014-02-18 02:31:01 PM  
i would zero her g's
 
2014-02-18 02:31:35 PM  
Yub Nub!
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-18 02:32:02 PM  
This is all the scientific proof we need that God is real.  Kate Upton in zero-g.
 
2014-02-18 02:34:39 PM  
Time for a Barbarella reboob er reBOOT, I reckon.
 
2014-02-18 02:35:20 PM  

Relatively Obscure: The Zero-G doesn't really add anything to this.  It just still looks like basically every other model bikini photo shoot.  On the plus side, she's still attractive.


^^
This. Unleashed those beasts or it's basically the same thing. I'm hoping there is video of what probably happened.
 
2014-02-18 02:42:08 PM  
Next, put her inside a big latex balloon and let it deflate until it constricts her limbs, renders her immobile and leaves only her head visible...and then let her float around in Zero-G.
 
2014-02-18 02:42:18 PM  
Scruffy's gon' die the way he lived.
 
2014-02-18 02:42:58 PM  
If Kate Upton had the acting ability of Jennifer Lawrence, I would cast her as Agatha Heterodyne in a live-action "Girl Genius" movie.
 
2014-02-18 02:50:04 PM  

i.imgur.com


i.imgur.com

 
2014-02-18 02:50:48 PM  
I think the whole point of being in zero gravity was missed.  Women's lingerie does more than cover it supports, lifts and separates, creates cleavage, shapes.  The point of photographing a woman like Upton in zero g is to show her without all the mechanical engineering.
 
2014-02-18 02:51:17 PM  
img.fark.net

"Those aren't moons..."
 
2014-02-18 02:53:35 PM  

DrBenway: Time for a Barbarella reboob er reBOOT, I reckon.


If she can act maybe.
 
2014-02-18 02:54:20 PM  
If she thinks the "vomit comet" is a wild 30 second ride, she's ready for me.

Uh, three times.
 
2014-02-18 02:55:00 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: If Kate Upton had the acting ability of Jennifer Lawrence, I would cast her as Agatha Heterodyne in a live-action "Girl Genius" movie.


Is there a book where the female lead alternates jumping topless on a trampoline and crawling seductively across a bed in various states of undress?   If so I would cast Miss Upton as the lead and crush all existing box office records.
 
2014-02-18 02:55:03 PM  

Wellon Dowd: You definitely need some gravity for the full Upton experience.[i.imgur.com image 347x281]


Sweet, Jeebus.
 
2014-02-18 02:56:17 PM  

eddievercetti: DrBenway: Time for a Barbarella reboob er reBOOT, I reckon.

If she can act maybe.


Put Kate Upton in the Barbarella costume and for 90 minuets nobody is going to give a damn about her acting skills -- or for 3 minutes once it arrives on DVD.
 
2014-02-18 02:56:51 PM  
img.gawkerassets.com
titty-sprinkles
 
2014-02-18 02:57:26 PM  

unyon: Cyberluddite: If zero gravity can make Kate Upton's boobs suddenly look fake, then give me plain old gravity any day.

I would posit that it is gravity, and specifically gravity's ability to make Ms. Upton's finest assets jiggle, that's critical to her attractiveness.

She's otherwise a pretty girl.  But when she gets all jiggly?   Damn.


Yes, she's just a bit cuter than some of the college girls who live on my street.  But there's that clip of Upton dancing in a bikini that makes me quite fond of her.
 
2014-02-18 02:57:47 PM  
Waiting for the homo studman69 brigade to claim how fat and gross she is
 
2014-02-18 02:58:27 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-18 02:59:25 PM  
img.gawkerassets.com
Stolen from from the io9 thread
 
2014-02-18 03:03:41 PM  
Underwater would have been cheaper and had the same effect
 
2014-02-18 03:05:43 PM  

Gosling: Scruffy's gon' die the way he lived.


At least we get Zero G Juggs now
 
2014-02-18 03:06:22 PM  
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-02-18 03:08:46 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x477]
[i.imgur.com image 712x950]


In those photos she looks just like a woman I went to college with who became a model and was the blonde in the "Heartbeat of America" Chevy pickup truck ads in the late 70s and early 80s. Much to my amazement, years later I ran into her and she admitted she had a crush on me, and wondered why I never asked her out. I just lied and said I was in a relationship at the time, but frankly I thought she was WAY out of my league.

I am an idiot.
 
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