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(Uproxx)   The only way Alexandra Daddario's reaction to President Obama watching True Detective could be any better would be if they contained the words, "They're real and they're spectacular"   (uproxx.com ) divider line
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2014-02-18 11:55:48 AM  
The president shouldn't be the only man in America to have not seen them.
 
2014-02-18 11:56:14 AM  
Yet Charlie Kelly threw you away like a day-old jizz rag
 
2014-02-18 11:58:46 AM  
www.wearysloth.com
 
2014-02-18 12:00:15 PM  
The president watches a lot of TV doesnt he?

www.vibe.com
 
2014-02-18 12:04:33 PM  

roflmaonow: The president watches a lot of TV doesnt he?

[www.vibe.com image 511x262]


He can delegate a lot of things.

Watching TV and furiously masturbating to this chick's tits aren't two of them.
 
2014-02-18 12:07:46 PM  
They are honestly the most perfect pair I've ever seen.
 
2014-02-18 12:09:25 PM  

FarkingReading: roflmaonow: The president watches a lot of TV doesnt he?

[www.vibe.com image 511x262]

He can delegate a lot of things.

Watching TV and furiously masturbating to this chick's tits aren't two of them.


True, although presumably in an emergency the Vice-President can step in.
 
2014-02-18 12:12:29 PM  

i.imgur.com


i.imgur.com


i1.minus.com i.imgur.com

 
2014-02-18 12:17:17 PM  

roflmaonow: The president watches a lot of TV doesnt he?

www.vibe.com


Yes, when he's not personally manning that Twitter account.
 
2014-02-18 12:18:26 PM  
Thanks for reminding me that I need to watch that scene again.

/For the 345th time
 
2014-02-18 12:18:36 PM  
Alexandria is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Alexandria is like that.

/Shamlessly stolen
 
2014-02-18 12:21:30 PM  
She`s incredible.... and still should be Wonder Woman.
 
2014-02-18 12:21:47 PM  

Nurglitch: FarkingReading: roflmaonow: The president watches a lot of TV doesnt he?

[www.vibe.com image 511x262]

He can delegate a lot of things.

Watching TV and furiously masturbating to this chick's tits aren't two of them.

True, although presumably in an emergency the Vice-President can step in.


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-18 12:23:48 PM  
If twitter had been around in 1995:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-18 12:24:30 PM  

RobertBruce: She`s incredible.... and still should be Wonder Woman.


I'll go you one better. Naked Wonder Woman. Ok, at least that's the way I see the movie in my head.
 
2014-02-18 12:29:45 PM  

RobertBruce: She`s incredible.... and still should be Wonder Woman.


Wouldn't be against that at all.

/eagerly await the clusterfark that will be Batman/Superman
 
2014-02-18 12:40:02 PM  

tenaciousdave: They are honestly the most perfect pair I've ever seen.


^THIS
 
2014-02-18 12:42:29 PM  

tenaciousdave: They are honestly the most perfect pair I've ever seen.


^ More of this
 
2014-02-18 12:43:18 PM  
Alexandra Daddario and her amazing technicolor dream breasts offer living proof of a loving, caring God who wants us to be happy.
 
2014-02-18 12:44:20 PM  
True Detective is the farkin shiat!
 
2014-02-18 12:45:38 PM  

tenaciousdave: They are honestly the most perfect pair I've ever seen.


That scene is my new high-water mark for nude scenes. Took 11 years to unseat Eva Green, but I guess someone had to do it sooner or later.
 
2014-02-18 12:47:22 PM  
i.imgur.com

They are both dazzling and haunting at the same time.  I'm talking about her eyes of course.
 
2014-02-18 12:47:37 PM  
Good god, I have to the use the google. Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-02-18 12:47:40 PM  
patdollard.com
 
2014-02-18 12:49:58 PM  
Come on ppl..  someone post a link to the goods.  This lurker needs to know what the prez has been ogling.
 
2014-02-18 01:05:44 PM  
"Alexandra, can you come over here and have another look at this.  I'm just not getting it."

"Again?  Well, OK, but this is the third time.  You'd think by now you would see it

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-18 01:05:44 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2014-02-18 01:08:47 PM  

nighble: Come on ppl..  someone post a link to the goods.  This lurker needs to know what the prez has been ogling.


Do you really need help finding boobs on the internet?
 
2014-02-18 01:09:29 PM  
img.fark.net

the "scene"
 
2014-02-18 01:12:53 PM  
I was doing horribly depraved things to her in my mind after the first time I saw her in Hall Pass then It's Always Sunny. Now she's everywhere and on everyone's radar. She belongs to the world now.....sigh.
/I feel like a "Titty Hipster".
 
2014-02-18 01:16:45 PM  
"Should I flash 'em?  Whaddaya think boys?"

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-18 01:19:38 PM  
i.imgur.com

I have come for your immortal soul.
 
2014-02-18 01:20:32 PM  

FlashHarry: the "scene"


Most frustrating gif, ever.

If you're not watching the show yet, do so. I wasn't ready to rank it above Justified just yet, but Sunday's episode made a strong case. Don't think I would have noticed if my house was on fire.

And I've been humming that damn opening theme song all morning.
 
2014-02-18 01:22:14 PM  
i.imgur.com

The spice must flow!
 
2014-02-18 01:30:13 PM  
Pres. Boobama
 
2014-02-18 01:31:38 PM  
ICYMI:  Link!
 
2014-02-18 01:33:38 PM  
Probably goes without saying, but that link is most definitely NSFW!
 
2014-02-18 01:34:02 PM  

alwaysjaded: If you're not watching the show yet, do so. I wasn't ready to rank it above Justified just yet, but Sunday's episode made a strong case. Don't think I would have noticed if my house was on fire.


I'm starting to become fond of a theory going around that the Yellow King is really some metafictional thing where art of Chole's madness is realizing that he is a character trapped in a story that is being viewed over and over again, with all the pain of his life inflicted on him by the show's creator for the amusement of the audience, their 3-dimensional world flattered out on the screen of a HDTV. The whole speech about time and death seems to tie into that, along with the guy being killed knowing it was coming. Also, the tracks on a DVD spiral outwards like the design they keep finding on the victims.

static.ddmcdn.com

I wonder if that is truly the great and terrible secret that Chole is seeing in their lives.
 
2014-02-18 01:35:39 PM  

alwaysjaded: If you're not watching the show yet, do so. I wasn't ready to rank it above Justified just yet, but Sunday's episode made a strong case. Don't think I would have noticed if my house was on fire.


we watch both. and we love both. but, yeah, TD is rapidly becoming the best show on TV.
 
2014-02-18 01:35:40 PM  
No problem at all if he immediately dispatched a Secret Service agent to bring her to DC forthwith.
 
2014-02-18 01:36:42 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-18 01:38:13 PM  
I'm not convinced that they are real. A closer inspection will be necessary.
 
2014-02-18 01:39:11 PM  

DrBenway: I'm not convinced that they are real. A closer inspection will be necessary.


The motor boat test should do nicely.
 
2014-02-18 01:48:45 PM  

Persnickety: "Should I flash 'em?  Whaddaya think boys?"

[i.imgur.com image 832x1250]


But it has to be said, her legs look weird in this pic.
 
2014-02-18 01:48:47 PM  

TacoTodd: ICYMI:  Link!


i240.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-18 01:49:37 PM  

TacoTodd: Probably goes without saying, but that link is most definitely NSFW!


Everytime I see them again.....It's as glorious as the first time!
 
2014-02-18 01:50:45 PM  

ukexpat: Persnickety: "Should I flash 'em?  Whaddaya think boys?"

[i.imgur.com image 832x1250]

But it has to be said, her legs look weird in this pic.


No. No, it farking doesn't.
 
2014-02-18 01:56:08 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I'm starting to become fond of a theory going around that the Yellow King is really some metafictional thing where art of Chole's madness is realizing that he is a character trapped in a story that is being viewed over and over again, with all the pain of his life inflicted on him by the show's creator for the amusement of the audience, their 3-dimensional world flattered out on the screen of a HDTV. The whole speech about time and death seems to tie into that, along with the guy being killed knowing it was coming. Also, the tracks on a DVD spiral outwards like the design they keep finding on the victims.


http://io9.com/the-one-literary-reference-you-must-know-to-appreciat e- 1523076497
 
2014-02-18 01:56:47 PM  

TacoTodd: Probably goes without saying, but that link is most definitely NSFW!


I dunno, it's certainly working for me.
 
2014-02-18 01:57:14 PM  

ukexpat: Persnickety: "Should I flash 'em?  Whaddaya think boys?"

[i.imgur.com image 832x1250]

But it has to be said, her legs look weird in this pic.


i.imgur.com

/oblig
 
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