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(BBC)   Next time somebody gives you that "early to bed, early to rise" crap tell them Peter Higgs went to bed early one night in 1960 and his Nobel Prize was delayed 34 years   ( divider line
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2014-02-18 12:49:05 PM Full Size

2014-02-18 12:50:13 PM  
American or not, you can't stay married to a cunning linguist.

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/never, EVER go to Newcastle!
/ferns make a cunny noise
2014-02-18 01:18:50 PM  
Late to bed and early to rise makes you something something darksjdfoigppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
2014-02-18 02:04:42 PM  
Early to rise and early to bed
Makes a man healthy, but socially dead.
2014-02-18 02:07:16 PM  
Early to bed, early to rise,
Makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes
2014-02-18 02:12:44 PM  
If only there were a word in the headline that rhymed with "rise."
2014-02-18 02:20:20 PM  
Time for some Morphine
2014-02-18 03:13:53 PM  
Headline made me think of the pitch drop experiment.
2014-02-18 03:26:07 PM  

Bondith: Early to rise and early to bed
Makes a man healthy, but socially dead.

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2014-02-18 10:41:42 PM  

Akuinnen: Time for some Morphine

But then you'll miss out on the nightlife.
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