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(TMZ)   Despite the fact he's paying out $110,000 a month in child support to his ex-wives, Charlie Sheen is ready to have kids with his new pornstar fiancee   (tmz.com) divider line 33
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2014-02-18 08:32:23 AM  
It's not exactly like paying child support is an automatic indicator of bad parenting abilities.  If he owed child support but wasn't paying for it, then you'd have an argument.
 
2014-02-18 09:38:06 AM  

serial_crusher: It's not exactly like paying child support is an automatic indicator of bad parenting abilities.  If he owed child support but wasn't paying for it, then you'd have an argument.


Not  subby, but I think subby's point is that, if Charlie Sheen decides to have kids with the new wife, that child support number is only going to grow.
 
2014-02-18 09:55:25 AM  
Is kids a euphemism for cocaine?
 
2014-02-18 10:02:23 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Is kids a euphemism for cocaine?


Is pornstar a euphemism for porn star?
 
2014-02-18 10:02:54 AM  
 It's not exactly like paying child support is an automatic indicator of bad parenting abilities.  If he owed child support but wasn't paying for it, then you'd have an argument.

Not  subby, but I think subby's point is that, if Charlie Sheen decides to have kids with the new wife, that child support number is only going to grow.


WHAT? Are you implying that this marriage will not last?
 
2014-02-18 10:05:33 AM  
someone's feeling the need for attention
 
2014-02-18 10:14:32 AM  
Wasn't he banging Bree Olsen at one time? Hard to believe this new pornstar is an upgrade over her.
 
2014-02-18 10:19:27 AM  

Bendal: Wasn't he banging Bree Olsen at one time? Hard to believe this new pornstar is an upgrade over her.


What you said.
 
2014-02-18 10:23:45 AM  

serial_crusher: It's not exactly like paying child support is an automatic indicator of bad parenting abilities.  If he owed child support but wasn't paying for it, then you'd have an argument.


i doubt very much he can afford $110,000 a month in child support payments.  if by some miracle he is current on those, he won't be current for long.
 
2014-02-18 10:31:43 AM  
The scary thought isn't the amount in child support he's paying.  It's that he's putting children on this earth who have half his crazy DNA and half a porn star's DNA.  Those psycho children will have money and zero accountability.  They'll be keeping TMZ in business for another 25 years at least.
 
2014-02-18 10:34:12 AM  

SlothB77: serial_crusher: It's not exactly like paying child support is an automatic indicator of bad parenting abilities.  If he owed child support but wasn't paying for it, then you'd have an argument.

i doubt very much he can afford $110,000 a month in child support payments.  if by some miracle he is current on those, he won't be current for long.


Since he is worth around $125 million I am pretty sure he can pay that for some time.
 
2014-02-18 10:41:42 AM  
There is no justifiable way that a kid needs 110,000 a month to survive.  The fact that a judge could be convinced that a kid requires that much to live on is absurd.  But there is no bias against men in the court system... None at all.
 
2014-02-18 10:43:42 AM  
Charlie Sheen -- who is paying $110,000 a month in child support

Holy shiat! Does he have 30 kids or something?

for his 4 minor children

OK, I know it's hardly breaking the bank for him, but child support at the upper end of incomes seems to get a bit weird. I'm having a very hard time working out how any child would need ~$300,000 of financial support a year. Even bankrolling someone in style through medical school in New York would have a hard time hitting the $300k mark every year.
 
2014-02-18 10:44:30 AM  
Yup thats what the world needs more of his kids.
 
2014-02-18 10:46:24 AM  

Target Builder: Charlie Sheen -- who is paying $110,000 a month in child support

Holy shiat! Does he have 30 kids or something?

for his 4 minor children

OK, I know it's hardly breaking the bank for him, but child support at the upper end of incomes seems to get a bit weird. I'm having a very hard time working out how any child would need ~$300,000 of financial support a year. Even bankrolling someone in style through medical school in New York would have a hard time hitting the $300k mark every year.


Just to add - Good for him that he can easily afford that, and good for his kids that they're apparently going to have every possible opportunity available to them - I hope they don't screw it up.
 
2014-02-18 10:48:05 AM  
 
2014-02-18 11:10:48 AM  
Child support is like tax - it's based on his ability to pay.  If he has one child, his ability to pay for his child's care is the same as if he has 100.
 
2014-02-18 11:32:46 AM  
And people think the gay community will ruin the sanctity of marriage.
 
2014-02-18 11:37:59 AM  
If Charlie can get Aids & die, the world will be a better place.
 
2014-02-18 11:44:35 AM  

Bendal: Wasn't he banging Bree Olsen at one time? Hard to believe this new pornstar is an upgrade over her.


Once again, let me remind people what Bree Olsen actually looks like:

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-18 12:01:38 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Bendal: Wasn't he banging Bree Olsen at one time? Hard to believe this new pornstar is an upgrade over her.

Once again, let me remind people what Bree Olsen actually looks like:

[img.fark.net image 303x328]


Yeah - I'm going to go out on a limb here and say she's pretty farking hot.
 
2014-02-18 12:28:08 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: forgotmydamnusername: Bendal: Wasn't he banging Bree Olsen at one time? Hard to believe this new pornstar is an upgrade over her.

Once again, let me remind people what Bree Olsen actually looks like:

[img.fark.net image 303x328]

Yeah - I'm going to go out on a limb here and say she's pretty farking hot.


I wish she'd go out on my limb.


I'm glad he has the money to breed. Cash is all kids need, right?
 
2014-02-18 01:11:35 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: forgotmydamnusername: Bendal: Wasn't he banging Bree Olsen at one time? Hard to believe this new pornstar is an upgrade over her.

Once again, let me remind people what Bree Olsen actually looks like:

[img.fark.net image 303x328]

Yeah - I'm going to go out on a limb here and say she's pretty farking hot.


That face appeals to you? The only thing it would seem to have going for it in my view is a lack of acne scarring. Wearing heavy makeup to disguise flaws is its own form of ugly.
 
2014-02-18 01:16:13 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Bendal: Wasn't he banging Bree Olsen at one time? Hard to believe this new pornstar is an upgrade over her.

Once again, let me remind people what Bree Olsen actually looks like:


img.fark.net

That picture reminds me of Mad Madam Mim from "The Sword in the Stone"  http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Madam_Mim
 
2014-02-18 01:32:26 PM  
Like I said before, 6 months, tops.
 
2014-02-18 01:37:57 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: If Charlie can get Aids & die, the world will be a better place.


Do you realize the number of hookers, drunks, pornstars and for some strange reason fans of Charlie Sheen that would be infected as a result of him getting Aids. I'd just rather have him have an overdose or a heart attack or possibly a debilitating stroke that leaves him paralyzed and unable to move for the rest of his lifetime.
 
2014-02-18 01:40:28 PM  
Why is he paying $110,000 a month in child support? It doesn't cost that much to raise a child... The kids don't need to keep on living the lifestyle they had when daddy had custody, they just need to be fed and clothed. The national average ($250k to adulthood) is $1160/mo or 1% of what he's paying.
 
2014-02-18 09:13:31 PM  
Ok thats 110k for his 4 children, that brings us to 27500 a month for each child. Multiply that by 12 thats 330000 a year. No taxes.

"Your dad is an asshole and dumped your mama? We will give you 5.94 million for you to live until youre 18."
 
2014-02-18 10:08:52 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Fark_Guy_Rob: forgotmydamnusername: Bendal: Wasn't he banging Bree Olsen at one time? Hard to believe this new pornstar is an upgrade over her.

Once again, let me remind people what Bree Olsen actually looks like:

[img.fark.net image 303x328]

Yeah - I'm going to go out on a limb here and say she's pretty farking hot.

That face appeals to you? The only thing it would seem to have going for it in my view is a lack of acne scarring. Wearing heavy makeup to disguise flaws is its own form of ugly.


You realize she's making a goofy face on purpose, right?
 
2014-02-18 10:14:23 PM  
It is critically important that a kid has six ponies.
 
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2014-02-18 11:48:41 PM  

Bendal: Wasn't he banging Bree Olsen at one time? Hard to believe this new pornstar is an upgrade over her.


and Kacey Jordan too i believe. she got upset he didn't buy her a Bentley Continental like he promised or some such nonsense.
 
2014-02-19 03:38:46 AM  

TheJoe03: forgotmydamnusername: Fark_Guy_Rob: forgotmydamnusername: Bendal: Wasn't he banging Bree Olsen at one time? Hard to believe this new pornstar is an upgrade over her.

Once again, let me remind people what Bree Olsen actually looks like:

[img.fark.net image 303x328]

Yeah - I'm going to go out on a limb here and say she's pretty farking hot.

That face appeals to you? The only thing it would seem to have going for it in my view is a lack of acne scarring. Wearing heavy makeup to disguise flaws is its own form of ugly.

You realize she's making a goofy face on purpose, right?


The face she's making isn't exactly glamorous, but the face making the expression is still baggy and puffy. Maybe she should have used less of  Sheen's booze and coke.
 
2014-02-19 02:56:07 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: TheJoe03: forgotmydamnusername: Fark_Guy_Rob: forgotmydamnusername: Bendal: Wasn't he banging Bree Olsen at one time? Hard to believe this new pornstar is an upgrade over her.

Once again, let me remind people what Bree Olsen actually looks like:

[img.fark.net image 303x328]

Yeah - I'm going to go out on a limb here and say she's pretty farking hot.

That face appeals to you? The only thing it would seem to have going for it in my view is a lack of acne scarring. Wearing heavy makeup to disguise flaws is its own form of ugly.

You realize she's making a goofy face on purpose, right?

The face she's making isn't exactly glamorous, but the face making the expression is still baggy and puffy. Maybe she should have used less of  Sheen's booze and coke.


Ok Studman.
 
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