Cymbal: Why would the book grow in size?Wouldn't the returner's nose grow?
Billy Liar: I have to say I admire the cheerful and forgiving attitude of the library. If it was the US, I wouldn't have been surprised if gunfire was somehow involved
varmitydog: If Pinocchio was created today, some woman would buy him, carve his nose into the shape of a penis and threaten to burn him in the fireplace if he didn't tell lies. And he would probably end up in the the United States Senate.
ElPresidente: Cymbal: Why would the book grow in size?Wouldn't the returner's nose grow?Only if Pinocchio was the returner. Which wouldn't make sense, as he would already know his own life story. Unless he developed Alzheimers 63 years ago and forgot to bring it back, which would make him human and his nose wouldn't be made out of wood any more so wouldn't grow.
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