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(Edinbugh News)   US Navy invent silent shark submarines   ( divider line
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7308 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Dec 2001 at 8:58 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-07 09:06:54 AM  
mmmm... sub. i'll have mine with extra sauce, please.

or as you kooky americans call them, "hoagies".
2001-12-07 09:07:38 AM  
2001-12-07 09:13:44 AM  
2001-12-07 09:14:04 AM  
Feh...Even with out a standard propulsion system, there are still lots of ways to track this.

2001-12-07 09:14:15 AM  
Is this as opposed to "noisy shark submarines"? "Sharks with personal stereos too high on a train submarines"? "Sharks that are slightly deaf and consequently talk too loudly" submarines"? "Drummer shark submarines"?

I think we should be told.
2001-12-07 09:18:08 AM  
Good point, Goatman.
Perhaps we should R&D the Worlds Loudest Submarine
2001-12-07 09:23:36 AM  
"Mr. Mo, take us up"
2001-12-07 09:29:37 AM  
is it just me, or is that link farked already?
2001-12-07 09:33:20 AM  
Why not just attach a missle launcher to a real shark?
2001-12-07 09:40:35 AM  
I've always liked the idea of strapping explosives to dolphins.
2001-12-07 09:41:30 AM  
What's wrong with Fb-? Did he not get a link posted today or something?
2001-12-07 09:45:36 AM  

The link about monkeys throwing poop at you was my link today.

Jeff just doesn't like me and doesn't post my stuff.

Boo hoo.
2001-12-07 10:09:15 AM  
Fb- that almost brought a tear to my eye ;)
2001-12-07 10:29:39 AM  
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2001-12-07 10:34:04 AM  
Fb- has posted over 300 articles?

hmm, no wonder fark's content has been like it has recently ;)
2001-12-07 10:46:51 AM  
Yeah, but it's no *Kursk*......
2001-12-07 10:47:40 AM  

Nah, I haven't had shiat for articles submitted recently. Used to get 5-8 a day, now I'm lucky if I get 2 a week. It's funny, the nose dive in quality directly coincides with me getting fewer articles approved and Jeff doing the approval process.

2001-12-07 10:56:21 AM  
They do say bitterness is a hard pill to swallow! :)
2001-12-07 10:58:43 AM  
"US Navy invent silent shark submarines"

That's "inventS", silly euro-english speaking person. Large organizations are singular, not plural. Thphphphpt.
2001-12-07 11:05:38 AM  
I was going to tell you something about Jeff but it was pulled.
Maybe in #FARK chat...oh yeah,I am discriminated against in there,they won't even let me in the door.
I feel like a Niger slave boy.
2001-12-07 11:06:46 AM  
article isn't coming up....anyone have a working link?
2001-12-07 11:07:35 AM  
I wonder if the enemy hears the "JAWS" theme before a torpedo slams into their hull?
2001-12-07 11:08:36 AM  

*grin*. So, is your typical submission fecal-related? ;)

I dunno... quality has usually been pretty consistantly good pre-9/11 and shortly post-9/11 (a few weeks or so), but it's fallen off in the past couple months.
2001-12-07 11:10:26 AM  
Nowadays, it usually seems 50% of the stuff is either ultra-patriotism or guy stuff. :P Didn't used to be that way. Both of those levels have shot up recently.
2001-12-07 11:18:34 AM  
Someone is mainlining Testosterone.
2001-12-07 11:20:03 AM  
Rei: I agree. Since that plane made the bank fall over Fark has become increasingly a right-wing war-porn geekyboy site for patriots blinded by the glare of the media.

It's fun baiting them. I prefer it this way.
2001-12-07 11:21:52 AM  
Lets see you get this out of your head today...
Start singing...We all live in a yellow submarine....
2001-12-07 11:30:47 AM  
We all live in a yellow submarine
A tub of margerine
A toilet painted green

We all live in a house that's never clean
With the bishop and the dean
Where the dog has gone and been

We all live in a...

Ad infinitum
2001-12-07 11:42:41 AM  
link isn't showing anything now.. :-\
2001-12-07 11:52:07 AM  
Link is Farked.
Yellow Submarine...
2001-12-07 12:12:30 PM  
"Yellow tambourine or something....."
---Bill Hicks
2001-12-07 12:14:28 PM  
2001-12-07 12:27:52 PM  
Better Yellow Submarine than Donke Scheon from the MErcedes commercials. That one's killin gme. I mean, Ferris BEuller was cool and all...
2001-12-07 12:48:12 PM  
Just another pathetic facade to make billions of your tax dollars dissapear in the name of "national security" or the latest con "fighting terrorism."
They are fleecing us for BBBBillions!!!, but it's ok, because if you don't like it, you must be a commie terrorist

I'm NOT bitter
2001-12-07 12:53:12 PM  
Yvan eht nioj!
2001-12-07 01:03:18 PM  

Its amazing how much they can spend, it truly is ;)
Like their new fighter program, my god...

At ~200 billion dollars, I believe it's largest program to develop a single type of weapon in the history of the world. And except for a small part the British are funding, we're paying the bill.
2001-12-07 01:16:59 PM  
I hope Matt Groening sues yer ass.
2001-12-07 01:17:00 PM  
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