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(BBC)   Uncle Sam needs YOU to eat this invasive carp out of existence   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 22
    More: Interesting, Chicago, Uncle Sam, Asian carps, Asian, Southern United States  
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2014-02-18 07:24:38 AM  
4 votes:
Who cares what it tastes like? We can wrap it in bacon, deep fry it, add a chocolate fountain and call it Freedom Fish. Throw in some coupons for the angioplasties, because we'll need repeat customers to handle this.
2014-02-18 07:23:39 AM  
3 votes:

ElPresidente: Carp is how dyslexic people describe the taste of that fish.


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2014-02-18 07:21:13 AM  
3 votes:
Carp is how dyslexic people describe the taste of that fish.
2014-02-18 08:27:05 AM  
2 votes:

KidKorporate: Import some more Vietnamese, they'll take care of it no problem.  As for the rest of us, we get more more pho and Banh Mi joints... it really is win win.  Nguyen-Nguyen


Fixed
2014-02-18 07:58:06 AM  
2 votes:
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
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2014-02-18 07:09:25 AM  
2 votes:
I for one love eating out Asian fish.

Tasty Tasty fish.

/What were we talking about again?
2014-02-18 11:27:30 AM  
1 votes:

madgonad: Carp are not in any way tastey. Like catfish they are best battered, highly seasoned, and fried. That can make anything palatable and there is a lot of useful protein and fat in carp.


I suggest McDonald's be enlisted to make Carp McNuggets. We'd be out of carp in no time.
2014-02-18 08:26:24 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: mutterfark: Can't we just send in snakeheads to kill the Asian carp? Not sure where to find snakehead-eating gorillafish, but you know the rest.

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LOL, but will they die in winter? ;)
2014-02-18 08:24:39 AM  
1 votes:

captjc: I for one love eating out Asian fish.

Tasty Tasty fish.

/What were we talking about again?


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2014-02-18 08:20:32 AM  
1 votes:

mutterfark: Can't we just send in snakeheads to kill the Asian carp? Not sure where to find snakehead-eating gorillafish, but you know the rest.


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2014-02-18 08:17:10 AM  
1 votes:
Can't we just send in snakeheads to kill the Asian carp? Not sure where to find snakehead-eating gorillafish, but you know the rest.
2014-02-18 08:15:46 AM  
1 votes:
What? No "out cold" references?

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2014-02-18 08:10:22 AM  
1 votes:

Ikam: Chicago, where I'm from, gets some pretty good quality seafood because of its sheer size (on more than one level, we do love to eat here ;).


Put them in one of those casseroles y'all think is pizza. I reckon it would take a whole school of carp to fill one.
2014-02-18 07:55:31 AM  
1 votes:
I didn't think Americans ate much fish. I thought we were more slabs of dead cow people, with the occasional pig thrown in.
2014-02-18 07:55:30 AM  
1 votes:

mbillips: Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?


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2014-02-18 07:55:11 AM  
1 votes:

mbillips: Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?


The rock and pool Is nice and cool, So juicy-sweet! Our only wish, To catch a fish, So juicy-sweet!
2014-02-18 07:45:40 AM  
1 votes:
Mr Fucik's carp burgers tasted like

I read that as Mr. Farkit's crap burgers.
Pass.
2014-02-18 07:42:51 AM  
1 votes:
Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?
2014-02-18 07:36:18 AM  
1 votes:
I f*cking love fish frys.

PARTY AT MY HOUSE!
2014-02-18 07:24:59 AM  
1 votes:

darkjezter: /Carp are trash fish.


You know what else is considered garbage fish?

Catfish and who doesn't love some good catfish?

Rename it Asian Catfish, tell people it's endangered, but invasive so any protections it may have had is waived and people will fish it to extinction.
2014-02-18 07:23:43 AM  
1 votes:
Approves:

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2014-02-18 07:13:09 AM  
1 votes:
First, they're going to have to come up with a better name, a la the name change from Patagonian toothfish to Chilean Sea Bass.  If the chef can throw in a "wild caught" on the menu, those carp will be on the Endangered Species list in a month.
 
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