gfid: darkjezter: /Carp are trash fish.You know what else is considered garbage fish?Catfish and who doesn't love some good catfish?Rename it Asian Catfish, tell people it's endangered, but invasive so any protections it may have had is waived and people will fish it to extinction.
What's not to like? It's frilly and poisonous!
ChrisDe: SomeoneDumb: I didn't think Americans ate much fish. I thought we were more slabs of dead cow people, with the occasional pig thrown in.Americans eat a lot of everything.
SomeoneDumb: I didn't think Americans ate much fish. I thought we were more slabs of dead cow people, with the occasional pig thrown in.
great_tigers: Forget eating them,Catch them and dump them into corn fields for fertilizer. It would really suck if these fish got into the Great Lakes.
abhorrent1: No Time To Explain: but are they tasty?Sure/ If you like the taste of mud and pollution.
ComaToast: Who cares what it tastes like? We can wrap it in bacon, deep fry it, add a chocolate fountain and call it Freedom Fish. Throw in some coupons for the angioplasties, because we'll need repeat customers to handle this.
darkjezter: /Carp are trash fish.
ElPresidente: Carp is how dyslexic people describe the taste of that fish.
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