No Time To Explain: but are they tasty?
abhorrent1: No Time To Explain: but are they tasty?Sure/ If you like the taste of mud and pollution.
ElPresidente: Carp is how dyslexic people describe the taste of that fish.
GoldSpider: abhorrent1: No Time To Explain: but are they tasty?Sure/ If you like the taste of mud and pollution.That doesn't seem to stop the millions of people who love catfish.
darkjezter: /Carp are trash fish.
ComaToast: Who cares what it tastes like? We can wrap it in bacon, deep fry it, add a chocolate fountain and call it Freedom Fish. Throw in some coupons for the angioplasties, because we'll need repeat customers to handle this.
mbillips: Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?
darkjezter: Carp are the reason that Utah Lake is so murky. The federal government introduced carp to the lake in the 1800s to be a cheap food source to the people living on the edge of the lake, but now they've gotten out of control and have wrecked the entire ecology of the lake in addition to negatively affecting the water quality by uprooting aquatic plants.Thankfully, the state is going to spend the next three years removing carp from the lake so maybe one day the water will be clear and pristine again./Carp are trash fish.
great_tigers: Forget eating them,Catch them and dump them into corn fields for fertilizer. It would really suck if these fish got into the Great Lakes.
SomeoneDumb: I didn't think Americans ate much fish. I thought we were more slabs of dead cow people, with the occasional pig thrown in.
ChrisDe: SomeoneDumb: I didn't think Americans ate much fish. I thought we were more slabs of dead cow people, with the occasional pig thrown in.Americans eat a lot of everything.
Ikam: Chicago, where I'm from, gets some pretty good quality seafood because of its sheer size (on more than one level, we do love to eat here ;).
mutterfark: Can't we just send in snakeheads to kill the Asian carp? Not sure where to find snakehead-eating gorillafish, but you know the rest.
captjc: I for one love eating out Asian fish.Tasty Tasty fish./What were we talking about again?
doglover: mutterfark: Can't we just send in snakeheads to kill the Asian carp? Not sure where to find snakehead-eating gorillafish, but you know the rest.[4.bp.blogspot.com image 458x454]
KidKorporate: Import some more Vietnamese, they'll take care of it no problem. As for the rest of us, we get more more pho and Banh Mi joints... it really is win win. Nguyen-Nguyen
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