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(Modesto Bee)   A zombie's shrill scream disturbed the morning calm, alerting the horde. Survivors clad in green and white grabbed what supplies they could muster and made the sign of the cross as they knew they may not survive the coming onslaught   (modbee.com) divider line 43
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2014-02-18 01:16:40 AM
They replaced last years' tasty, tasty Mango Crèmes with Cranberry Citrus Crisps? It may take 4 of 5 boxes to find out if I'm outraged.
 
2014-02-18 07:28:57 AM
media.modbee.com

I'm hiding behind T-Dog.
 
2014-02-18 07:39:32 AM
The word you're looking for is "horde," subby, you magnificent, illiterate bastard.
 
2014-02-18 07:41:44 AM

mbillips: The word you're looking for is "horde," subby, you magnificent, illiterate bastard.


Look out!!  Horde!!

HLEP they gankin me
 
2014-02-18 07:43:04 AM
So you're saying if I'm willing to chainsaw other human beings, I can get MORE thin mints, subby? Because that trade is more than fair.

/1 serving = 1 sleeve
 
2014-02-18 07:43:12 AM
Samoa's, that is all.
 
2014-02-18 07:50:40 AM
 
2014-02-18 07:52:30 AM
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Lots of Caramel deLites to sell this year kiddies. Sadly, all the Thin Mints got rerouted to the Beverly Hills Girl Scouts whose butlers will be selling them by the case to the Kardashians.
Plus we seem to be boxing some guy in. It's our version of the Cask of Amontillado.
 
2014-02-18 07:59:27 AM
Tagalongs FTW!

I just bought four boxes from a co-worker.  Price jump to $4 a box!  But it is still worth it.
 
2014-02-18 08:01:13 AM
Tagalongs FTMFW.
 
2014-02-18 08:02:14 AM
Fark all of yas, I got mine!
 
2014-02-18 08:04:50 AM
Trefoils. Simple and perfect.
 
2014-02-18 08:06:00 AM
Samoas and Lemon Cremes.
 
2014-02-18 08:08:42 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: So you're saying if I'm willing to chainsaw other human beings, I can get MORE thin mints, subby? Because that trade is more than fair.

/1 serving = 1 sleevebox


FTFY
 
2014-02-18 08:11:13 AM
Are girl scout cookies the new Internet bacon? If they decide to make a bacon siracha flavored girl scout cookie, Obama will have to throw the kill switch to prevent the internet burning down.
 
2014-02-18 08:13:54 AM
OMG maple bacon flavored girl scout cookies!
 
2014-02-18 08:15:29 AM

big pig peaches: Are girl scout cookies the new Internet bacon? If they decide to make a bacon siracha flavored girl scout cookie, Obama will have to throw the kill switch to prevent the internet burning down.


That might not be such a bad thing.  Maybe people would realize they actually  don't have to Instagram ALL the food before they eat it.
 
2014-02-18 08:18:50 AM

digitalrain: nomadusn: Samoa's, that is all.

Happy birthday:  http://www.justataste.com/2013/02/homemade-samoas-girl-scout-cookies- r ecipe/


Why thank you. My birthday is actually approaching soon.
 
2014-02-18 08:33:06 AM
Little thugs flying their colors hanging out on the corner right next to my bus stop selling their wares. It's been a year and I thought I was over it but I slipped them cash and went on home. Sat in the dark doing all I got. I am so weak. I think I'll go back today.
 
2014-02-18 08:39:58 AM

digitalrain: nomadusn: Samoa's, that is all.

Happy birthday:  http://www.justataste.com/2013/02/homemade-samoas-girl-scout-cookies- r ecipe/


First Fark alerts me to Samoas ice cream. Now this. I... I love you. All of you.

/why does my autocorrect always change "love" to "live?". What's it trying to say?
 
2014-02-18 08:41:39 AM

freakingmoron: Little thugs flying their colors hanging out on the corner right next to my bus stop selling their wares. It's been a year and I thought I was over it but I slipped them cash and went on home. Sat in the dark doing all I got. I am so weak. I think I'll go back today.


More.

applause.jpg
 
2014-02-18 08:51:04 AM
So they are made with real girl scouts.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-18 08:51:15 AM
Girl Scout cookies...baked with love.

And cocaine.
 
2014-02-18 08:53:04 AM

nomadusn: digitalrain: nomadusn: Samoa's, that is all.

Happy birthday:  http://www.justataste.com/2013/02/homemade-samoas-girl-scout-cookies- r ecipe/

Why thank you. My birthday is actually approaching soon.


You are most welcome :) Why should we be forced to relegate our enjoyment of Samoas to once a year?
 
Biv
2014-02-18 08:56:03 AM

Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 620x348]

Lots of Caramel deLites to sell this year kiddies. Sadly, all the Thin Mints got rerouted to the Beverly Hills Girl Scouts whose butlers will be selling them by the case to the Kardashians.
Plus we seem to be boxing some guy in. It's our version of the Cask of Amontillado.


Nice pull.
 
2014-02-18 09:11:29 AM
Yes. Everyone must fear the oncoming overflowing treasure trove. Oh wait, subby meant horde
 
2014-02-18 09:12:05 AM
Or not. ignore my silliness. subby was right
 
2014-02-18 09:54:10 AM
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2014-02-18 10:03:45 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: So you're saying if I'm willing to chainsaw other human beings, I can get MORE thin mints, subby? Because that trade is more than fair.

/1 serving = 1 sleeve


i.walmartimages.com
Taste exactly the same.
 
2014-02-18 10:09:07 AM

digitalrain: nomadusn: Samoa's, that is all.

Happy birthday:  http://www.justataste.com/2013/02/homemade-samoas-girl-scout-cookies- r ecipe/


You are my hero for ever and ever! I'm going to make these tomorrow :-)
 
2014-02-18 10:25:22 AM

mbillips: The word you're looking for is "horde," subby, you magnificent, illiterate bastard.


'Whored'
Sub tard
 
2014-02-18 10:36:23 AM
This thread sounds fat.
 
2014-02-18 10:38:25 AM

mbillips: The word you're looking for is "horde," subby, you magnificent, illiterate bastard.


Actually it really is supposed to be "hoard," an intentional play on words.

Cause of the way people tend to hoard the cookies, and yeah I think they mix some addictive substances into those.... Omg more coooooookies!!!!

*emits a shrill scream to alert others to start hoarding*

/subby
 
2014-02-18 10:44:34 AM

mbillips: The word you're looking for is "horde," subby, you magnificent, illiterate bastard.


As I found out.  If there's a hoard of cookies waiting for survivors to bathe in their sugary goodness, is it a horde preparing to attack?
 
2014-02-18 10:46:31 AM
Subby, would these events happened to have transpired on a particularly dark and stormy night morning?
 
2014-02-18 10:47:43 AM
A zombie's shrill scream disturbed the morning calm, alerting the hoard. Survivors clad in green and white grabbed what supplies they could muster and made the sign of the cross as they knew they may not survive the coming onslaught

wut?
 
2014-02-18 11:24:36 AM

trappedspirit: A zombie's shrill scream disturbed the morning calm, alerting the hoard. Survivors clad in green and white grabbed what supplies they could muster and made the sign of the cross as they knew they may not survive the coming onslaught

wut?


Who? Slim shady
 
2014-02-18 11:35:02 AM

kitsuneymg: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: So you're saying if I'm willing to chainsaw other human beings, I can get MORE thin mints, subby? Because that trade is more than fair.

/1 serving = 1 sleeve

[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]
Taste exactly the same.


Same with the Keebler Samoa's knockoff.  I'll toss the GS a few bucks for a good cause, but if they keep jacking up the price of boxes that goodwill might run out.
 
2014-02-18 11:40:42 AM

kitsuneymg: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: So you're saying if I'm willing to chainsaw other human beings, I can get MORE thin mints, subby? Because that trade is more than fair.

/1 serving = 1 sleeve

[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]
Taste exactly the same.


This.
I used to long for the days when Thin mints would appear (They taste better frozen, BTW) until I discovered a pack of those one day. I am now free from the shackles of Girl Scout oppression.

/Still buy Thinmints if I see some, but now I can enjoy the taste year-round.
 
2014-02-18 12:45:20 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net
Run all you like but theres no getting away.
 
2014-02-18 01:07:56 PM
I'll buy her cookies

www.ronmartin.net
 
2014-02-18 03:41:00 PM
Everytime I go to the store, there is a different set of parents with some kid hocking some kind of crap. Lately, it's the girl scouts. I always politely say no thanks, but I'm getting irritated that it happens damn never every time I go there. I think I should yell at the store manager. I'm trying hard not to blame the kids, but I'm not going to buy anything.
 
2014-02-18 10:47:19 PM

stewbert: Everytime I go to the store, there is a different set of parents with some kid hocking some kind of crap. Lately, it's the girl scouts. I always politely say no thanks, but I'm getting irritated that it happens damn never every time I go there. I think I should yell at the store manager. I'm trying hard not to blame the kids, but I'm not going to buy anything.


You don't live in the San Diego area, do you?
 
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