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(AsiaOne)   It turns out the missing man who search crews had spent four days looking for in the woods after his girlfriend dumped him was really just staying at a nearby resort   (news.asiaone.com) divider line 9
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2014-02-18 07:55:15 AM
A secondary forest?
 
2014-02-18 08:01:49 AM
Sounds like he just went somewhere to clear his head and lick his wounds a bit.

He probably shoulda told someone, but thats kind of the whole point of "going off on your own" to heal.
 
2014-02-18 08:17:21 AM

macross87: A secondary forest?


I'm wondering if that means not "old growth?"

Oh, and SUBBY, TFA says the search stopped after less than ONE DAY. Amazing what you learn when you bother to read all the way through instead of scrambling for that tasty green light.
 
2014-02-18 08:57:33 AM
He just needed a spa weekend to clear his head.  He was going to call after- but probably not.

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2014-02-18 09:16:33 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Sounds like he just went somewhere to clear his head and lick his wounds a bit.

He probably shoulda told someone, but thats kind of the whole point of "going off on your own" to heal.


Or he suddenly realised that he magically got the rest of his life back and went off to celebrate.
 
2014-02-18 09:38:48 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Sounds like he just went somewhere to clear his head and lick his wounds a bit.

He probably shoulda told someone, but thats kind of the whole point of "going off on your own" to heal.


He's a grown man, he shouldn't have to tell anyone anything about where he goes or what he does.
 
2014-02-18 09:46:12 AM

had98c: He's a grown man, he shouldn't have to tell anyone anything about where he goes or what he does.


As a grown man, he also gets the "responsibility" of having to pay for the search and rescue he didn't ask for, instead of the hand-wringing dumbasses who reported him missing.
 
2014-02-18 10:39:37 AM

macross87: A secondary forest?


It's regrowing after something destroyed much of the preceding forest, but that's not important right now.
What's important is that we don't call it that, as that might damage its self-esteem.
We call it Little Forest Tables.
 
2014-02-18 06:26:31 PM
Bear Grylls?
 
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