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2014-02-18 12:04:33 AM
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That must have been the alternate version with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
 
2014-02-18 12:17:01 AM
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2014-02-18 12:18:24 AM
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Can't stop laughing......

/subby
 
2014-02-18 12:19:27 AM
 
2014-02-18 12:25:59 AM
Oh cool, they did new ones since the last time this was posted here.
 
2014-02-18 12:40:53 AM
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2014-02-18 12:45:37 AM

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Would you FARK me? I'd FARK me.

 
2014-02-18 12:48:04 AM
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2014-02-18 12:51:13 AM
I'm still wondering what Pixar X-rated movies would look like.
Though I'm sure with Rule 34 and a few minutes with "SafeSearch" turned off might answer that.
 
2014-02-18 12:52:51 AM
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2014-02-18 12:54:42 AM
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2014-02-18 12:55:59 AM

GoldDude: I'm still wondering what Pixar X-rated movies would look like.
Though I'm sure with Rule 34 and a few minutes with "SafeSearch" turned off might answer that.


I smell a remake of Fritz the Cat
 
2014-02-18 01:03:14 AM

GoldDude: I'm still wondering what Pixar X-rated movies would look like.
Though I'm sure with Rule 34 and a few minutes with "SafeSearch" turned off might answer that.


You've got a friend in me...
blog.gaborit-d.com
www.kastormag.com
 
2014-02-18 01:26:14 AM

GoldDude: I'm still wondering what Pixar X-rated movies would look like.
Though I'm sure with Rule 34 and a few minutes with "SafeSearch" turned off might answer that.


The problem with that is Cooley's taking relatively tame but well known shots from those movies. Are there any well-known shots from X-rated (OK, "NC-17") movies?

"Showgirls" was NC-17, that might be about it? I'm looking at lists of "highest grossing NC-17 films" and totally drawing blanks on all of them except for Showgirls...

(Dahnkster, lol!)
 
2014-02-18 01:37:05 AM

fusillade762: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x428]

That must have been the alternate version with Arnold Schwarzenegger.



Heh.  IIRC, Schwarzenegger was one of the first actors they considered for that role.
 
2014-02-18 01:39:05 AM
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2014-02-18 01:44:18 AM

StopLurkListen: GoldDude: I'm still wondering what Pixar X-rated movies would look like.
Though I'm sure with Rule 34 and a few minutes with "SafeSearch" turned off might answer that.

The problem with that is Cooley's taking relatively tame but well known shots from those movies. Are there any well-known shots from X-rated (OK, "NC-17") movies?


The butter scene from Last Tango in Paris
The KFC scene from Killer Joe
 
2014-02-18 02:04:18 AM
Anyone happen to take a gander at the Amazon page for it? That's some real screwball "other items customers who looked at this have bought" selection, or Fark's hammered that page like topless photos of Katy Perry...

/Vegan cookbooks and Teabagger coloring books? The hell...?
 
2014-02-18 03:10:59 AM

Dahnkster: GoldDude: I'm still wondering what Pixar X-rated movies would look like.
Though I'm sure with Rule 34 and a few minutes with "SafeSearch" turned off might answer that.

You've got a friend in me...
[blog.gaborit-d.com image 466x700]
[www.kastormag.com image 500x333]


I clicked expecting something more like that. Not two-dimensional drawings.
 
2014-02-18 03:33:47 AM

HotWingAgenda: I clicked expecting something more like that. Not two-dimensional drawings.


I was promised Pixar and I got Highlights for Children.
 
2014-02-18 04:10:28 AM
www.spi0n.com
 
2014-02-18 04:29:25 AM

GoldDude: I'm still wondering what Pixar X-rated movies would look like.

Up would have been a very different movie.

/BEEYOING!!!
 
2014-02-18 04:59:22 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: GoldDude: I'm still wondering what Pixar X-rated movies would look like.

Up would have been a very different movie.


You're sick and perverted, aren't you?.

+1
 
2014-02-18 05:32:11 AM

red5ish: HotWingAgenda: I clicked expecting something more like that. Not two-dimensional drawings.

I was promised Pixar and I got Highlights for Children.


Or MAD magazine.

I was thinking something like Beowulf(though it was PG13, it was decidedly adult material).
 
2014-02-18 05:49:07 AM
Let me tell you somethingpendejo.
 
2014-02-18 06:45:51 AM

StopLurkListen: GoldDude: I'm still wondering what Pixar X-rated movies would look like.
Though I'm sure with Rule 34 and a few minutes with "SafeSearch" turned off might answer that.

The problem with that is Cooley's taking relatively tame but well known shots from those movies. Are there any well-known shots from X-rated (OK, "NC-17") movies?

"Showgirls" was NC-17, that might be about it? I'm looking at lists of "highest grossing NC-17 films" and totally drawing blanks on all of them except for Showgirls...

(Dahnkster, lol!)


Hahaha, he should do the wobbling pussy drop kick shot!  Tried to find it in gif form but couldn't, if someone could I'd be very obliged!
 
2014-02-18 07:14:05 AM
He's not THAT good an artist.....no WAY Mena Suvari's boobs are that big
 
2014-02-18 07:58:53 AM
Draw me like one of your French girls.
 
2014-02-18 08:09:53 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-18 09:32:52 AM
Didn't look like anything Pixar has done that I've seen.

But it did look like it was done by Genndy Tartakovsky in the vein of Samurai Jack
 
2014-02-18 09:41:28 AM
"Eek, eek, eek went the orchestra." If I were inclined to change my Fark handle, that would be in the running.
 
2014-02-18 09:43:20 AM

ristst: Didn't look like anything Pixar has done that I've seen.

But it did look like it was done by Genndy Tartakovsky in the vein of Samurai Jack


These aren't done in the Pixar "movie" style, they are done in the Pixar "storybook" style.  My daughter has several books (Monsters Inc, Toy Story, etc) based off Pixar movies and the style of these pieces is what they use in the storybooks.

Also- these are the greatest things ever in the whole world. Ever.
 
2014-02-18 09:46:15 AM
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2014-02-18 10:10:44 AM

StopLurkListen: GoldDude: I'm still wondering what Pixar X-rated movies would look like.
Though I'm sure with Rule 34 and a few minutes with "SafeSearch" turned off might answer that.

The problem with that is Cooley's taking relatively tame but well known shots from those movies. Are there any well-known shots from X-rated (OK, "NC-17") movies?

"Showgirls" was NC-17, that might be about it? I'm looking at lists of "highest grossing NC-17 films" and totally drawing blanks on all of them except for Showgirls...

(Dahnkster, lol!)


www.lassothemovies.com
 
2014-02-18 10:14:33 AM
Even though the styles are very different, I'm getting an old Mad Magazine-Mort Drucker vibe from most of Mr. Cooley's work here.  Very nice.
 
2014-02-18 11:10:49 AM
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2014-02-18 12:32:11 PM
i3.photobucket.com

/Easy to make
//This greenlight is a repeat, btw.
 
2014-02-18 12:41:01 PM

Nix Nightbird: [i3.photobucket.com image 510x270]

/Easy to make
//This greenlight is a repeat, btw.


Good stuff.  Got a link to that one?

/"Pendejo" in the above movie quote = pubic hair, approximately.  Se habla Espanol.
 
2014-02-18 12:50:11 PM

GoldDude: I'm still wondering what Pixar X-rated movies would look like.
Though I'm sure with Rule 34 and a few minutes with "SafeSearch" turned off might answer that.


This. I was hoping for a Wall-E take, since I've never seen robot-on-robot.
 
2014-02-18 02:46:50 PM

dj_spanmaster: GoldDude: I'm still wondering what Pixar X-rated movies would look like.
Though I'm sure with Rule 34 and a few minutes with "SafeSearch" turned off might answer that.

This. I was hoping for a Wall-E take, since I've never seen robot-on-robot.


There was a lot of bondage and shiat in that movie.
 
2014-02-18 03:49:29 PM
Those are horrible
 
2014-02-18 04:40:52 PM

SoupJohnB: Nix Nightbird: [i3.photobucket.com image 510x270]

/Easy to make
//This greenlight is a repeat, btw.

Good stuff.  Got a link to that one?

/"Pendejo" in the above movie quote = pubic hair, approximately.  Se habla Espanol.


It's the same content, although the first time they linked it here they didn't call it "Pixar" style, but "children's books" style.

Thus the existence of the photoshop above, which was in the original thread. No, I don't have a link. But it's out there.
 
2014-02-18 07:58:20 PM

Dahnkster: [rack.0.mshcdn.com image 763x590]


Wasnt Clockwork Orange X?
 
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