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(Huffington Post)   "Plastic surgeon" creates three-dimensional humanoid assemblages from discarded plastic doll parts   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 40
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2014-02-18 12:11:37 AM  
Isn't that what they all do?
 
2014-02-18 12:51:27 AM  
Well, now I know what my nightmares will be about tonight. And for the next year and a half.
 
2014-02-18 01:02:58 AM  
i.huffpost.com

I am the night

 
2014-02-18 02:52:01 AM  
Would I want him as my plastic surgeon?

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2014-02-18 02:52:07 AM  
www.geekstyleguide.com

Still more expressions than Kristin Stewart.
 
2014-02-18 02:53:07 AM  
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-18 02:56:41 AM  
FTA: "Jobbins embarked upon her playful project to comment on consumer culture and the massive waste involved in the production of these lovable novelty goods. Yet after getting involved in the process, Jobbins became obsessed with hunting for the perfect toys, finding the missing puzzle pieces for her otherworldly sculptural collages."

and

"My work explores the relationship between consumerist fetishism and the emerging recycling culture within the visual arts."

So, they're really self-portraits, in a way.
 
2014-02-18 02:57:03 AM  
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2014-02-18 03:05:03 AM  
Meh
 
2014-02-18 03:22:29 AM  

thisdaydreamer: Well, now I know what my nightmares will be about tonight. And for the next year and a half.


We can double the intensity.

This  i.huffpost.com



Reminds me of this which is much more intense NSFW and all that  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NScFtRiCHTs
 
2014-02-18 03:28:39 AM  
www.fugly.com
 
2014-02-18 03:30:12 AM  

x1v16: [static1.wikia.nocookie.net image 476x253]


img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-02-18 03:30:36 AM  
Japan?

[reads article]

Hm, South Africa. Wow, wrong entire hemisphere. Must be the opposite coriolis effect or something.
 
2014-02-18 03:35:57 AM  
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2014-02-18 04:03:45 AM  
On the Simpsons abomination, what is going on with the thing on Krusty's head?
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2014-02-18 04:09:51 AM  
Beautiful stuff.
 
2014-02-18 04:19:27 AM  
www.dartmouth.edu

Unimpressed
 
2014-02-18 05:08:57 AM  
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2014-02-18 06:13:52 AM  
 
2014-02-18 06:15:01 AM  
Just sayin', this is freaking me out worse than the clown post.
 
2014-02-18 06:21:47 AM  
Fools and their money are soon parted. Whether the fool is the one buying old doll parts or the fool buying the resulting garbage is your call.
 
2014-02-18 07:11:47 AM  
Was the descriptor "three-dimensional" truly necessary? Is it even possible to build 2D or 1D humanoid assemblages from discarded plastic doll parts? Or, perhaps subby thought we might click expecting hypercubes, and wanted to let us down gently up front?
 
2014-02-18 07:35:18 AM  
i.imgur.com
Nope.
 
2014-02-18 07:38:47 AM  

Wolf892: Creepy doll thread!!!

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2014-02-18 07:40:02 AM  

RobSeace: Is it even possible to build 2D or 1D humanoid assemblages from discarded plastic doll parts?


1D would be tricky, since it'd look like a line, but you could totally make a mosaic.

I was reminded of this (supposedly) nightmare inducing scene:

static2.wikia.nocookie.net

I always loved that scene, myself.
 
2014-02-18 07:43:23 AM  
Oh just f*ck you guys with a rake.
 
2014-02-18 07:55:24 AM  
Sid grew up?

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2014-02-18 07:57:37 AM  
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2014-02-18 08:08:36 AM  

nmrsnr: RobSeace: Is it even possible to build 2D or 1D humanoid assemblages from discarded plastic doll parts?

1D would be tricky, since it'd look like a line, but you could totally make a mosaic.


A 3D mosaic... Unless you can somehow strip out an entire dimension from those plastic doll parts... (No, not just make them really flat... There must be no measurable height at all...)
 
2014-02-18 08:13:24 AM  
I'm not so sure I want to ache like she aches.
 
2014-02-18 08:15:09 AM  

RobSeace: nmrsnr: RobSeace: Is it even possible to build 2D or 1D humanoid assemblages from discarded plastic doll parts?

1D would be tricky, since it'd look like a line, but you could totally make a mosaic.

A 3D mosaic... Unless you can somehow strip out an entire dimension from those plastic doll parts... (No, not just make them really flat... There must be no measurable height at all...)


Your pedantry is noted, do you make this argument any time anyone uses the term 3D? Since by your definition there is no such thing as 2D anything.
 
2014-02-18 08:49:10 AM  
Has anyone checked this guy's crawlspace?
 
2014-02-18 08:52:12 AM  

nmrsnr: Your pedantry is noted, do you make this argument any time anyone uses the term 3D? Since by your definition there is no such thing as 2D anything.


No, I'm fine with considering things like drawings/paintings/photos 2D, even if their physical manifestation necessarily requires them to have a 3rd dimension, however slight... But, what makes no sense to me is starting with 3D objects, like the aforementioned plastic doll parts, and transforming them into anything other than another 3D object... Maybe if you melted the plastic and used it to paint a portrait, maybe I could accept that as 2D... But, that's not really the conclusion one would jump immediately to from "humanoid assemblages"...

Would any meaning have been lost had the phrase "three-dimensional" been dropped from subby's headline? Would anyone have been confused or have expected anything else? No... So, it serves no purpose here...

Geez, I'm just trying to make fun of subby's headline here, which is an ancient Fark tradition... I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
 
2014-02-18 09:02:07 AM  
FrankenKwame ?
 
2014-02-18 09:02:12 AM  
Check out the sculptures of Kris Kuksi to see how assemblage is really done!
 
2014-02-18 09:15:53 AM  
Before I came to this thread I had no idea what my nightmares would be about tonight. Now I know.
 
2014-02-18 09:25:23 AM  

Wolf892: Creepy doll thread!!!

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img.fark.net
 
2014-02-18 11:12:22 AM  
cardmm.files.wordpress.com

/approves, almost "Picasso-like"
 
2014-02-18 12:28:47 PM  
Is that the doll suit guy?
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2014-02-19 05:11:00 AM  
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