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(Philly.com)   One free pizza and a two-liter of soda for every fracking well that explodes. This is a limited time offer   (philly.com) divider line 10
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6590 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Feb 2014 at 2:20 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-18 02:37:59 AM  
5 votes:
My mother say I'm going to Harvard Business School and get my MBA when I grown up. She play non-stop audio feed from CNBC and Bloomberg entire 9 months time, I am in her womb.  (That's 3 full fiscal quarters for you babies born in Alabama).

I don't care about any dumb old explosion. I'm buying more CVX. It closed Friday at $113.48 per share and that's up nearly a full percentage point for Valentine's day alone. No matter what you lazy hippies believe, that's STILL not a bad buy! Hang on a sec, I got my broker on the line...

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2014-02-18 10:14:15 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-02-18 07:08:14 AM  
2 votes:
Hey, would you rather have dead relatives or dead relatives and a free frogurt?

Farking ingrates.
2014-02-18 02:58:08 AM  
2 votes:

DrPainMD: FTA: "The fire -- who posed enormous risks to rescue workers and to the surrounding community -- burned intensely for five days before it was finally extinguished."

Fires are now people?


It's a corporate fire.
2014-02-18 02:49:58 AM  
1 votes:

Dahnkster: Fart_Machine: Did the dead guy's family at least get bread sticks?

Better than that...


Hershey's Chocolate Dunkers!


So that's what happened to Dunkaroos.
2014-02-18 02:48:14 AM  
1 votes:

DrPainMD: FTA: "The fire -- who posed enormous risks to rescue workers and to the surrounding community -- burned intensely for five days before it was finally extinguished."

Fires are now people?


Define person. Usually, fire fits all the important bullet points.


And remember we can't count intelligence or self awareness as traits because of the Tea Party.
2014-02-18 02:45:09 AM  
1 votes:
One pizza and two liters? I would ask for at least a pizza and a TF subscription.
2014-02-18 02:39:57 AM  
1 votes:
Did the dead guy's family at least get bread sticks?
2014-02-18 02:38:45 AM  
1 votes:

Langdon_777: I wonder if accepting the pizza resolves the company of any future litigation a local might bring against it....


Now, now.  You aren't suggesting that Chevron would engage in such shady tactics as to make use of the gift certificate contingent on waiving any liability to claims.
2014-02-18 12:06:39 AM  
1 votes:
I don't need the soda as the pizza will pair nicely with a glass of flaming tap water.
 
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