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(Slate)   The porn industry is now using CGI penises to circumvent condom laws. No word on when they'll digitally replace every penis with John Holmes's penis   (slate.com) divider line 144
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2014-02-17 08:30:07 PM
Mandating condom use in the porn industry is all well and good, but I want to know when I can be assured gluten-free fapping material.
 
2014-02-17 09:09:28 PM
www.slate.com

That high school gym teacher looks like someone who knows just what porn needs.
 
2014-02-17 09:23:15 PM
I don't know, subby

/first thing that sprang to my mind when I think of CGI and huge penis was James Cameron
 
2014-02-17 09:38:48 PM
I demand that our scissoring lesbo sisters use condoms. It can only add to the experience of fapping to our lesbo sisters use of the scissoring technique.
 
2014-02-17 09:39:43 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't know, subby

/first thing that sprang to my mind when I think of CGI and huge penis was James Cameron


James Doohan was know to please the ladies.
 
2014-02-17 09:40:35 PM
So...   Pixelated Japanese porn was just ahead of its time?
 
2014-02-17 09:40:54 PM
They'll use the CGI penis from Watchman
 
2014-02-17 09:41:03 PM
You'd think they'd have used CGI before this to get rid of the pimples and genital warts in post-production.
 
2014-02-17 09:41:17 PM
Cafe Flesh, anyone?
 
2014-02-17 09:41:27 PM
Who needs penises in porn!? Isn't that what strap ons are for!?
 
2014-02-17 09:41:43 PM
static.gamespot.com
 
2014-02-17 09:43:22 PM
Well I hope they do a better job then they did with that healthcare website...
 
2014-02-17 09:44:29 PM
I think that they should use CGI to make all breasts look like birds, pussies to look like cats, and penises to look like roosters.
 
2014-02-17 09:45:26 PM
I knew that I should've copyrighted my penis
/darn
 
2014-02-17 09:46:10 PM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-17 09:46:42 PM
Condom laws are unconstitutional.

Madison proposed an obscenity clause for the first amendment. He was biatchslapped down by Franklin, Jefferson, and the rest. End Of Story.

Be a patriot. Support America. Make bareback pornography in Las Vegas.
 
2014-02-17 09:47:11 PM
In the future we won't use CGI, we'll have a bio-engineered race of slugs that looks like a penis.

\Course once we have that, we won't need men.
\\Without men, no need for porn either.
 
2014-02-17 09:47:16 PM

Mock26: I think that they should use CGI to make all breasts look like birds, pussies to look like cats, and penises to look like roosters.


Fark is not your personal fetish site.
 
2014-02-17 09:48:14 PM
Does anyone really pay for porn nowadays?
 
2014-02-17 09:49:14 PM
"With this movie I really wanted to capture the essence of that time, when life seemed more carefree and spontaneous.  "

There's another reason to watch gay porn?
 
2014-02-17 09:49:51 PM
What next will be coming out of Pandora's box?
 
2014-02-17 09:51:10 PM
Auto-tune the porn?
 
2014-02-17 09:51:58 PM
10%, apparently. Porn designs it that way.

/did not realize california dreamin 1 is an all male movie.
 
2014-02-17 09:54:06 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't know, subby

/first thing that sprang to my mind when I think of CGI and huge penis was James Cameron


First thing for me was Quentin Tarantino's movie Django Unchained I watched yesterday.
 
2014-02-17 09:54:34 PM
I would be happy if most of the porn I watched learned that lighting was a thing. Cgi dicks is long way down the list of things I care about.

Did I just admit it was on the list of things I care about? Guess you learn something about yourself all the time.
 
2014-02-17 09:55:09 PM

wattimus: 10%, apparently. Porn designs it that way.

/did not realize california dreamin 1 is an all male movie.


It happens.
 
2014-02-17 09:56:30 PM

Kevin72: Does anyone really pay for porn nowadays?


Republicans.
 
2014-02-17 09:56:35 PM

Altoid: "With this movie I really wanted to capture the essence of that time, when life seemed more carefree and spontaneous.  "

There's another reason to watch gay porn?


I don't understand why they shave the balls but not the buttholes. It doesn't seem that carefree to me.
 
2014-02-17 09:57:06 PM
Well now both genders get to have completely unrealistic expectations.
 
2014-02-17 09:58:17 PM

fusillade762: [www.slate.com image 354x541]

That high school gym teacher looks like someone who knows just what porn needs.


Yes, that article photo reminds me of the old favorite:


lh3.ggpht.com
 
2014-02-17 09:59:43 PM
Filmed in "green peen"
 
2014-02-17 10:00:21 PM

kevinatilusa: Auto-tune the porn?


That might make some of the idiots tolerable to listen to


why do they let the guys talk?
 
2014-02-17 10:01:05 PM
they are actually using my penis

I get a small percentage. a very small percentage for my giant horse whang

ya'll are welcome
 
2014-02-17 10:01:42 PM

nickdaisy: Mandating condom use in the porn industry is all well and good, but I want to know when I can be assured gluten-free fapping material.


You do have a point. A lot, if not most, lotion has gluten.
 
2014-02-17 10:05:34 PM

nerftaig: I would be happy if most of the porn I watched learned that lighting was a thing. Cgi dicks is long way down the list of things I care about.

Did I just admit it was on the list of things I care about? Guess you learn something about yourself all the time.

As someone who knows a fair bit about photography, I don't think anyone should be posting boobie shots to Tumblr until they figure out how to read a histogram. Seriously, what is so hard about ensuring your photos span all the way from black to white. Christ, it's like being a one-eyed man in the land of the blind.

 
2014-02-17 10:05:53 PM

loonatic112358: why do they let the guys talk?


The sooner guys in porn realize that they are nothing more than an oversized dildo, the better.  You're not an actor.  I don't care if you're enjoying yourself.  Shut the fark up.  No, no moaning, gasping, etc. You're a SILENT dildo.
 
2014-02-17 10:09:16 PM
This is retarded. For those who want condoms in porn, it's generally to encourage safe sex outside of porn, not (primarily) to ensure the safety of performers. So if you're using condoms, but making it look like you're not, you're still sending the message to kids watching that it's better without them. Maybe even moreso, since you're telling them it's even better LOOKING without them. As for those who don't want condoms in porn, it's not that condoms are particularly unsightly, for many of them it's the unsafeness and naturalness of the act that's a turn on. They don't care what it looks like if they can easily find out, or especially if it's advertised, that it's fake.

You're not making anyone happy.
 
2014-02-17 10:09:48 PM

gadian: loonatic112358: why do they let the guys talk?

The sooner guys in porn realize that they are nothing more than an oversized dildo, the better.  You're not an actor.  I don't care if you're enjoying yourself.  Shut the fark up.  No, no moaning, gasping, etc. You're a SILENT dildo.


As a guy, I'm just there to see the woman


which is why I usually watch solo porn while watching porn solo
 
2014-02-17 10:10:57 PM

gibbon1: In the future we won't use CGI, we'll have a bio-engineered race of slugs that looks like a penis.


upload.wikimedia.org

The geoduck.
 
2014-02-17 10:12:36 PM

Omahawg: they are actually using my penis

I get a small percentage. a very small percentage for my giant horse whang

ya'll are welcome


I've seen Giant Horse Wang. Best basketball player in Hong Kong.
 
2014-02-17 10:13:35 PM
What about big Dick Black who can cum 10 times a day?

/obscure?
 
2014-02-17 10:14:52 PM

treesloth: gibbon1: In the future we won't use CGI, we'll have a bio-engineered race of slugs that looks like a penis.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 512x768]

The geoduck.


We're done here. Treesloth won
 
2014-02-17 10:15:21 PM
Who cares, Russian Porn is better anyway.
 
2014-02-17 10:15:58 PM
On the bright side, it might make the men's roles easier, or at least not necessarily as hard.
 
2014-02-17 10:16:00 PM
Considering the cost of having to go through each frame and remove the condom digitally post-production, I figured it would just be cheaper to make a fake (but realistic looking) dildo.
 
2014-02-17 10:16:40 PM
Great! If they can do that, they can use CG so the "schoolgirl" who is being punished by her "teacher" is not all tatted up and pierced. For that matter, the Math teacher shouldn't be covered in tats and look like he just escaped a chain gang.

Bah, never mind. Foreign porn has better looking women and since I can't understand a word they are saying, the acting seems a lot better.
 
2014-02-17 10:16:43 PM
Give me VPOV .
 
2014-02-17 10:18:36 PM

doglover: Condom laws are unconstitutional.

Madison proposed an obscenity clause for the first amendment. He was biatchslapped down by Franklin, Jefferson, and the rest. End Of Story.

Be a patriot. Support America. Make bareback pornography in Las Vegas.


Sex safety regulation is part of obscenity legislation? Are you also upset that miners wear respirators and hazmat workers wear rubber wellingtons?
 
2014-02-17 10:19:29 PM

gaslight: As someone who knows a fair bit about photography, I don't think anyone should be posting boobie shots to Tumblr until they figure out how to read a histogram. Seriously, what is so hard about ensuring your photos span all the way from black to white. Christ, it's like being a one-eyed man in the land of the blind.


I think the lady in that video needs to learn about curves
 
2014-02-17 10:19:32 PM
Why not move someplace where porn isn't regulated?
 
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