sgnilward: Again?/mods are asleep post dogporn
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: "as the dog f*cking stuff carries a maximum sentence of one to two years in prison."I'm not familiar with British law...is that a stiff sentence?
I LOVE WHEN THE INTERNET RUINS THE LIVES FOREVER OF PEOPLE MERELY ACCUSED AND NOT CONVICTED OF CRIMES. I BET THE GUY IN THAT GETTY STOCK IMAGE IS GLAD HIS IMAGE GOT PICKED FOR THIS HEADLINE TOO
Bit'O'Gristle: Really? You have a uber hottie gf like that, and you are putting the spurs to her dog? Wow. Either she's a cold fish who never puts out, or...you are just a sick farker.
At least the other article had the correct picture of the dogs breed. This one isn't even close.
MagicMissile: Where is all the outrage from the dog farkers lobby?I fully expect parades... media to be flooded with outrage over he and his pet dogs rights violations, and demands that Christianity accept their desires to be a married happy couple.
doglover: [cdn.uproxx.com image 650x396]Guy goes in for a photo shoot to make some money. Stands next to a lady and holds up a pug."Here's your 50 dollars, Dan. Thank you for posing for Stockimages.com."Smash cut to years later. He's in the supermarket."It's that dog farker from the ultranet! Get 'im!"Dan: "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?"
OOBE Juan Kenobi: Why does Fark always green light fake stories from UK tabloids?
KeatingFive: Ever wonder why people think Christians are lunatics and morons?It's you. You personally.
perigee: Knick-knack, paddywack,Give a dog your bone -Just don't film it on your phone.
KeatingFive: MagicMissile: Where is all the outrage from the dog farkers lobby?I fully expect parades... media to be flooded with outrage over he and his pet dogs rights violations, and demands that Christianity accept their desires to be a married happy couple.Ever wonder why people think Christians are lunatics and morons?It's you. You personally.
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