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(Uproxx)   Woman snoops through boyfriend's phone, finds video evidence of her dog barking up his tree   (uproxx.com) divider line 51
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2014-02-17 03:47:25 PM  
You can cut a dogs nuts off, or even kill a dog if you want and nobody bats an eye, but just try having sex with one...
 
2014-02-17 04:02:23 PM  
Keep that biatch off of your phone.
 
2014-02-17 04:57:36 PM  
Oh.........fark.
 
2014-02-17 04:58:02 PM  
Looks like he really screwed the pooch when he screwed the pooch.
 
2014-02-17 05:09:58 PM  
Again?

/mods are asleep post dogporn
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-02-17 05:13:10 PM  

sgnilward: Again?

/mods are asleep post dogporn


Asleep? Or enjoying it?
 
2014-02-17 05:13:45 PM  

sgnilward: Again?

/mods are asleep post dogporn


Damn!!! Came to post something similar.

/ I'll be in my lab
 
2014-02-17 05:15:53 PM  
"This is awesome, I'm going to want to get this on film. Hang on, Spot, while I set up the camera."
 
2014-02-17 05:17:00 PM  
"as the dog f*cking stuff carries a maximum sentence of one to two years in prison."

I'm not familiar with British law...

is that a stiff sentence?
 
2014-02-17 05:17:35 PM  

sgnilward: Again?

/mods are asleep post dogporn

 
2014-02-17 05:19:05 PM  
Easiest greens are from the Farkives.
 
2014-02-17 05:19:42 PM  
How often does this happen in two days?
 
2014-02-17 05:19:55 PM  
Knick-knack, paddywack,
Give a dog your bone -
Just don't film it on your phone.
 
2014-02-17 05:20:10 PM  
fake most likely
 
2014-02-17 05:23:22 PM  
I'm sure the guy in the stock photo they used for the story will be thrilled.
 
2014-02-17 05:25:07 PM  
illbeinmylab.jpg

I guess the g/f wasn't putting out often enough.
 
2014-02-17 05:27:31 PM  
must be a day that ends in 'y'...  another dogfarking story on fark (or the same one over and over... whatevs)
 
2014-02-17 05:28:31 PM  
Really? You have a uber hottie gf like that, and you are putting the spurs to her dog? Wow. Either she's a cold fish who never puts out, or...you are just a sick farker.
 
2014-02-17 05:28:58 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: "as the dog f*cking stuff carries a maximum sentence of one to two years in prison."

I'm not familiar with British law...

is that a stiff sentence?


Depends how ruff prison is
 
2014-02-17 05:30:28 PM  
HE'S SO FLUFFY!!
 
2014-02-17 05:30:35 PM  
The biatch set him up!
 
2014-02-17 05:33:44 PM  
This happens a lot these days.
 
2014-02-17 05:34:29 PM  
Its not cheating if its YOUR dog
 
2014-02-17 05:35:53 PM  
At first I wondered "why would you film that?" and then I remembered there are tube sites for that sort of thing.

/and then I gagged a bit
 
2014-02-17 05:36:04 PM  
I'm loving that stock photo. I'm guessing he's a little seedier looking.
 
2014-02-17 05:37:22 PM  

I LOVE WHEN THE INTERNET RUINS THE LIVES FOREVER OF PEOPLE MERELY ACCUSED AND NOT CONVICTED OF CRIMES. I BET THE GUY IN THAT GETTY STOCK IMAGE IS GLAD HIS IMAGE GOT PICKED FOR THIS HEADLINE TOO

 
2014-02-17 05:37:38 PM  
RUH-ROH!!
 
2014-02-17 05:38:21 PM  
www.time2saveworkshops.com
 
2014-02-17 05:38:47 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Really? You have a uber hottie gf like that, and you are putting the spurs to her dog? Wow. Either she's a cold fish who never puts out, or...you are just a sick farker.


It's a UK story but the teeth of the people in the photo are in really good shape so it's likely it's a stock USA photo.
 
2014-02-17 05:38:59 PM  
So he likes it doggy style.
 
2014-02-17 05:39:39 PM  
I feel super sorry for the poor model bastard who posed for the stock pic some copy editor decided would perfectly represent the story.
 
2014-02-17 05:39:43 PM  
Breakdown of The Feels:

35% of me feels bad for the woman

50% of me feels sorry for that poor dog

15% of me feels bad for the couple in the stock image that is attached to a story of a dude doing his GF's dog.
 
2014-02-17 05:41:45 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Really? You have a uber hottie gf like that, and you are putting the spurs to her dog? Wow. Either she's a cold fish who never puts out, or...you are just a sick farker.


Or, that could be a stock photo courtesy of Getty images.
 
2014-02-17 05:41:49 PM  
So in conclusion, she really farked her own dog by proxy. Slut.
 
2014-02-17 05:42:16 PM  
See man.
See man see dog.
Run dog run.
 
2014-02-17 05:43:14 PM  
cdn.uproxx.com

Guy goes in for a photo shoot to make some money. Stands next to a lady and holds up a pug.

"Here's your 50 dollars, Dan. Thank you for posing for Stockimages.com."

Smash cut to years later. He's in the supermarket.

"It's that dog farker from the ultranet! Get 'im!"

Dan: "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?"
 
2014-02-17 05:43:41 PM  

www.yellow5.com

 
2014-02-17 05:43:45 PM  
Where is all the outrage from the dog farkers lobby?

I fully expect parades... media to be flooded with outrage over he and his pet dogs rights violations, and demands that Christianity accept their desires to be a married happy couple.
 
2014-02-17 05:56:56 PM  
Lemme guess his favorite show is Wilfred?
 
2014-02-17 05:57:43 PM  
At least the other article had the correct picture of the dogs breed. This one isn't even close.

FAIL!

 
2014-02-17 06:00:18 PM  

MagicMissile: Where is all the outrage from the dog farkers lobby?

I fully expect parades... media to be flooded with outrage over he and his pet dogs rights violations, and demands that Christianity accept their desires to be a married happy couple.


Ever wonder why people think Christians are lunatics and morons?

It's you. You personally.
 
2014-02-17 06:05:37 PM  
White people problems?
 
2014-02-17 06:06:59 PM  
Why does Fark always green light fake stories from UK tabloids?
 
2014-02-17 06:10:30 PM  

doglover: [cdn.uproxx.com image 650x396]

Guy goes in for a photo shoot to make some money. Stands next to a lady and holds up a pug.

"Here's your 50 dollars, Dan. Thank you for posing for Stockimages.com."

Smash cut to years later. He's in the supermarket.

"It's that dog farker from the ultranet! Get 'im!"

Dan: "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?"



Was it you?
 
2014-02-17 06:11:55 PM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: Why does Fark always green light fake stories from UK tabloids?


hisvorpal.files.wordpress.com

 
2014-02-17 06:15:30 PM  

KeatingFive: Ever wonder why people think Christians are lunatics and morons?

It's you. You personally.


Hey now! Don't discredit the efforts of all the other Christians. Some are just over achievers.
 
2014-02-17 06:17:55 PM  

perigee: Knick-knack, paddywack,
Give a dog your bone -
Just don't film it on your phone.


+1
 
zez
2014-02-17 06:30:06 PM  
images.moviepostershop.com

Great movie
 
2014-02-17 06:51:23 PM  

MagicMissile: Where is all the outrage from the dog farkers lobby?

I fully expect parades... media to be flooded with outrage over he and his pet dogs rights violations, and demands that Christianity accept their desires to be a married happy couple.


*tips fedora*
 
2014-02-17 07:52:38 PM  

KeatingFive: MagicMissile: Where is all the outrage from the dog farkers lobby?

I fully expect parades... media to be flooded with outrage over he and his pet dogs rights violations, and demands that Christianity accept their desires to be a married happy couple.

Ever wonder why people think Christians are lunatics and morons?

It's you. You personally.


Thats what a dog farker would say.
 
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