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2014-02-17 05:16:00 PM  
12 votes:
Yes. YES. The Gay agenda marches forward.

Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples. We'll even force straight, GOD-Fearing heterosexuals to copulate with the same sex under the bayonettes and arclights of our Gay-concentration camps.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2014-02-17 05:17:57 PM  
7 votes:

iheartscotch: Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?


Payback is a biatch.
2014-02-17 04:12:37 PM  
6 votes:
Free turtles for everybody!
2014-02-17 05:27:13 PM  
4 votes:

Yakk: What the hell? Do people want this?


If they had a civil union why wouldn't they want marriage? If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.
2014-02-17 05:27:07 PM  
4 votes:

hardinparamedic: Yes. YES. The Gay agenda marches forward.

Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples. We'll even force straight, GOD-Fearing heterosexuals to copulate with the same sex under the bayonettes and arclights of our Gay-concentration camps.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!


...I call top!
2014-02-17 05:20:32 PM  
4 votes:
The same-sex marriage compulsories are boring.

Let me know when they're holding the same-sex marriage long programs.
2014-02-17 05:16:24 PM  
4 votes:
Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?
2014-02-17 05:56:27 PM  
3 votes:

Notabunny: Kuta: Will heterosexual couples who have domestic partnerships have their unions converted to homosexual marriages?

Sorry, no. You will be auto-gay married. I suggest you go to Capitol Hill quickly to pick out a good one. If you're lucky, you may have time to place an ad in The Stranger. But unless you have a recent haircut and washboard abs, time is not on your side.


If you're female, bring a Nalgene water bottle.  Some flannel wouldn't hurt your chances, either.

/Which reminds me: Pandora has apparently decided I'm lesbian, based on the number of Tegan and Sarah tracks it keeps throwing at me.

//That's what I get for giving indigo girls tracks thumbs up.
2014-02-17 07:07:54 PM  
2 votes:
ninjamonkey.us
2014-02-17 06:24:18 PM  
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: Yes. YES. The Gay agenda marches forward.

Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples. We'll even force straight, GOD-Fearing heterosexuals to copulate with the same sex under the bayonettes and arclights of our Gay-concentration camps.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!


I'm just happy you'll finally get to make an honest man out of that paramedic you've been hard in all this time.
2014-02-17 05:44:44 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: CaliNJGuy: Liberals don't care what you do as long as it's mandatory

Like trans-vaginal ultrasounds?


I wonder if Mandatory Trans-Vaginal Ultrasounds is already a band name....

/ besides, a woman's body has ways of shutting down mandatory trans-vaginal ultrasounds
2014-02-17 05:41:50 PM  
2 votes:




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2014-02-17 05:34:21 PM  
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: Yes. YES. The Gay agenda marches forward.

Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples. We'll even force straight, GOD-Fearing heterosexuals to copulate with the same sex under the bayonettes and arclights of our Gay-concentration camps.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!


s3.amazonaws.com

It's time.
2014-02-17 05:32:55 PM  
2 votes:
Or there will be those who broke up in the years since they registered as domestic partners, some of them now married - illegally - to other people.

Tonight on Fox! "Bannacock: Illegal Gay Marriage Hunter Downer"

Bannacock: Dis says youse was in a Domestic Partnering with Raymoundo. Yet, I sees you in the park canoodling with this perv, here. What's the story?

Gay Man 1: I broke up with Raymoundo after his Yorkie died. He just couldn't hold it together without Chester. I didn't know I was breaking any laws. Gee, I'd hate to have to go to prison (smiles).

Bannacock: Yeah. I bets youse would. Well, I gots some bad news fer yew. I gotta dissolve yer little DP, quit with the grinnin' I'm serious. This is gonna take a stamp here and a signature dere. You gotta sign dere saying Raymoundo is gono. And I'll be collectin' yer $5 fillin' fee.

Gay Man1: Okay, mister policeman. I sign and here is your $5.

Bannacock: Good. Now youse be good. My associate will be providin' youse with a receipt of payment. Be carefuls, she's a robot what goes nutso if youse say the wrong word or phase. And every week, it's a different word or phrase. Cause programmers, dat's why.

Whitney Cummings as PDBot1138: Printing one receipt now. PC Load Paper. PC Load Paper!

Bannacock: PC Load Paper? What da fark does that mean?
2014-02-17 05:30:36 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.


Kinky gay sex terms, I assume.
2014-02-17 05:30:23 PM  
2 votes:
www.dvdtalk.com
2014-02-17 11:45:44 PM  
1 votes:

theropod: My partner and I entered a civil union in Colorado shortly after they were legalized last year. We made it VERY casual (flashmob ceremony at Red Rocks, no gifts, pay-for-your-own lunch at Hamburger Mary's afterwards). We went into it with the explicit understanding that it was NOT a wedding, otherwise we would've made a bigger deal of it (pay a photographer, invite out-of-state family, etc.). We have grander plans that I only want to do after SSM officially goes nationwide.

If the State of Colorado were to tell us all of a sudden: "Uh, y'all are married now," I would have a problem with that.


Sorry, you got married regardless of what they called it.  You just decided not to have a wedding in lieu of your flash mob thing.
2014-02-17 09:03:42 PM  
1 votes:

ciberido: Which reminds me: Pandora has apparently decided I'm lesbian awesome, based on the number of Tegan and Sarah tracks it keeps throwing at me.


FTFY, from a T&S fan.
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-17 09:01:02 PM  
1 votes:

rkiller1: umad: iron de havilland: Before gay marriage was allowed in parts of the UK, right wing rhetoric was that with the demolition of the biblical union of a man and a woman, it would suddenly be great for fathers to marry their sons for tax purposes.

One of the Tory grandees was the first person I saw proposing this notion. I want to say Lawson, but I may be wrong. But then, Jeremy Irons weighed in on the issue himself, making the exact same point.

Nobody needs to point out how lack-witted these idiots are; they do it for themselves.

/But, it's absolutely mind-boggling that an actor could be homophobic.
//Jeremy's Iron did attempt a backtrack on his idiotic comments: here.
///Third slashy is obligatory.

I am pro gay marriage, but I think any co-habitating people should be able to get the benefits of "marriage", even if they are related. What would it hurt?

Like father and daughter?


www.fuj.cz

I'll just leave this here.......
2014-02-17 08:55:08 PM  
1 votes:

umad: iron de havilland: Before gay marriage was allowed in parts of the UK, right wing rhetoric was that with the demolition of the biblical union of a man and a woman, it would suddenly be great for fathers to marry their sons for tax purposes.

One of the Tory grandees was the first person I saw proposing this notion. I want to say Lawson, but I may be wrong. But then, Jeremy Irons weighed in on the issue himself, making the exact same point.

Nobody needs to point out how lack-witted these idiots are; they do it for themselves.

/But, it's absolutely mind-boggling that an actor could be homophobic.
//Jeremy's Iron did attempt a backtrack on his idiotic comments: here.
///Third slashy is obligatory.

I am pro gay marriage, but I think any co-habitating people should be able to get the benefits of "marriage", even if they are related. What would it hurt?


Like father and daughter?
2014-02-17 08:31:19 PM  
1 votes:
My partner and I entered a civil union in Colorado shortly after they were legalized last year. We made it VERY casual (flashmob ceremony at Red Rocks, no gifts, pay-for-your-own lunch at Hamburger Mary's afterwards). We went into it with the explicit understanding that it was NOT a wedding, otherwise we would've made a bigger deal of it (pay a photographer, invite out-of-state family, etc.). We have grander plans that I only want to do after SSM officially goes nationwide.

If the State of Colorado were to tell us all of a sudden: "Uh, y'all are married now," I would have a problem with that.
2014-02-17 08:25:32 PM  
1 votes:
If you cannot afford a same-sex partner, one will be assigned to you by the state.
2014-02-17 08:19:07 PM  
1 votes:
What, no gay engagement first?  Gay rehearsal dinner?  At least a gay gift registry?  Right?  Come on!
2014-02-17 06:49:17 PM  
1 votes:
But when will I be forced to marry my pets?
Because, um, I'm being pretty patient here, but... hurry up, okay?
2014-02-17 06:27:13 PM  
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: iheartscotch: Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?

Not familiar with the phenomenon of lesbian bed death, eh?


Dude, Lesbian Bed Death rocks!  I saw them at CBGB back in the old days.
2014-02-17 06:18:14 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: iheartscotch: Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?

Payback is a biatch.


you wanted it - you got it

live with it
2014-02-17 06:16:00 PM  
1 votes:

Man On Pink Corner: Hey, I know, let's get the government involved in sanctioning personal relationships!  What could possibly go wrong?


I think you might want to sit down for this, I have some news for you...
2014-02-17 06:02:04 PM  
1 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: ransack.: skinink: I now pronounce you Yogi and Boo Boo. You may kiss the bear.

My vomit phone you pay me new phone,

If you vomit when seeing a gay couple, but you don't vomit when you see this picture, you have no case, you perverted bigot.  :)


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PLEASE STOP WHY
2014-02-17 05:49:51 PM  
1 votes:
I'd be pissed. I know this might sound crazy but marriage in our culture carries far to many religious overtones and I want no involvement with it. Obviously people who are non religious get married but for me it feels like if i get married I am somehow giving credit to religion which is something I refuse to do. I don't judge others for doing it and I love a good wedding but it's not something that I'd ever do.

/Common-law
//All the same benefits
///Just don't call me married
2014-02-17 05:48:55 PM  
1 votes:

Kuta: Will heterosexual couples who have domestic partnerships have their unions converted to homosexual marriages?


Sorry, no. You will be auto-gay married. I suggest you go to Capitol Hill quickly to pick out a good one. If you're lucky, you may have time to place an ad in The Stranger. But unless you have a recent haircut and washboard abs, time is not on your side.
2014-02-17 05:45:01 PM  
1 votes:

Kuta: Will heterosexual couples who have domestic partnerships have their unions converted to homosexual marriages?


Yes. I traded in my girlfriend for a Malaysian rent boy last week in order to comply with this new law.

It's cool, though, really. Akmal is actually a better cook than Heather was.
2014-02-17 05:37:33 PM  
1 votes:

iheartscotch: Kittypie070: iheartscotch: Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?

Payback is a biatch.

I predict that this will get out of control; with only lawyers profiting from this.


jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com

Shares your concern.
2014-02-17 05:35:58 PM  
1 votes:

Egoy3k: iheartscotch: this sounds like something that would happen in Saudi Arabia

It's actually very common for straight couples who live together.  This is how me and my 'wife' are 'married.'


I was talking about the whole forced marriage aspect. I understand that common law marriages are pretty common anymore; but, actually forcing two people to get married? That's not cool.
2014-02-17 05:33:57 PM  
1 votes:
Liberals don't care what you do as long as it's mandatory
2014-02-17 05:33:36 PM  
1 votes:

meyerkev: iheartscotch: hardinparamedic: Yes. YES. The Gay agenda marches forward.

Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples. We'll even force straight, GOD-Fearing heterosexuals to copulate with the same sex under the bayonettes and arclights of our Gay-concentration camps.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm actually surprised that they worded the bill the way they did. Technically, if you've lived with your roommate long enough; congratulations! You're married!

Yeah, that's common-law marriage.  Fairly standard.  That's how that biatch is going to steal the family house.  In another 2 years, she'll be "married", and then she can get divorced and take the house.

/Everyone knows it.
//Except the uncle who owns the house.
///*sigh*


Not to rain on your parade anymore; but, some places, if you were open a letter addressed to Mr. & Mrs. DudeShe'sTotsAGoldDigger; you've, technically, acknowledged your intent to marry the girl you're living with.

/ that sucks about the house; but, sometimes, you just can't help other people
2014-02-17 05:29:54 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Yakk: What the hell? Do people want this?

If they had a civil union why wouldn't they want marriage? If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.


Hey now, some of those folks enjoy having balls in their faces.
2014-02-17 05:23:06 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: iheartscotch: Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?

Payback is a biatch.


I predict that this will get out of control; with only lawyers profiting from this.

/ why would you force two people to marry? It just doesn't make sense.

// unless, one of them is knocked up; and you happen to be the knocked up girl's dad
2014-02-17 05:19:43 PM  
1 votes:
Next on the gay agenda - watching the Olympic ice dancing finals.
2014-02-17 05:18:06 PM  
1 votes:
Well, I'll be darned, the fundies were finally right about something.
 
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