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2014-02-17 04:12:37 PM  
Free turtles for everybody!
 
2014-02-17 05:16:00 PM  
Yes. YES. The Gay agenda marches forward.

Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples. We'll even force straight, GOD-Fearing heterosexuals to copulate with the same sex under the bayonettes and arclights of our Gay-concentration camps.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2014-02-17 05:16:24 PM  
Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?
 
2014-02-17 05:17:57 PM  

iheartscotch: Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?


Payback is a biatch.
 
2014-02-17 05:18:03 PM  

iheartscotch: Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?


Well, if that is the case, since I'm not really into gay sex, I'm pretty sure being forcibly gay married will not cause me any issues.
 
2014-02-17 05:18:06 PM  
Well, I'll be darned, the fundies were finally right about something.
 
2014-02-17 05:18:42 PM  

hardinparamedic: Yes. YES. The Gay agenda marches forward.

Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples. We'll even force straight, GOD-Fearing heterosexuals to copulate with the same sex under the bayonettes and arclights of our Gay-concentration camps.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!


I'm actually surprised that they worded the bill the way they did. Technically, if you've lived with your roommate long enough; congratulations! You're married!
 
2014-02-17 05:19:08 PM  

iheartscotch: Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?


Speak for yourself. I get it frequently.

/Yeah, my first marriage was sexless.
//It does get better, though... Provided you get with someone who is better for you.
 
2014-02-17 05:19:17 PM  
Its almost as if all these Republicans are scared to death of not having a law preventing them from coming out and getting gay married!
 
2014-02-17 05:19:43 PM  
Next on the gay agenda - watching the Olympic ice dancing finals.
 
2014-02-17 05:20:32 PM  
The same-sex marriage compulsories are boring.

Let me know when they're holding the same-sex marriage long programs.
 
2014-02-17 05:22:06 PM  
Actually it applies to people who filed for a domestic partnership; a.k.a. marriage before it was legal in Washington. Co-habituating couples are exempt, but it may actually affect Heterosexual couples who used the same procedure to obtain partner rights for health insurance, life insurance, etc.
 
2014-02-17 05:22:26 PM  
What the hell? Do people want this?
 
2014-02-17 05:23:06 PM  

Kittypie070: iheartscotch: Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?

Payback is a biatch.


I predict that this will get out of control; with only lawyers profiting from this.

/ why would you force two people to marry? It just doesn't make sense.

// unless, one of them is knocked up; and you happen to be the knocked up girl's dad
 
2014-02-17 05:24:10 PM  

iheartscotch: hardinparamedic: Yes. YES. The Gay agenda marches forward.

Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples. We'll even force straight, GOD-Fearing heterosexuals to copulate with the same sex under the bayonettes and arclights of our Gay-concentration camps.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm actually surprised that they worded the bill the way they did. Technically, if you've lived with your roommate long enough; congratulations! You're married!


Yeah, that's common-law marriage.  Fairly standard.  That's how that biatch is going to steal the family house.  In another 2 years, she'll be "married", and then she can get divorced and take the house.

/Everyone knows it.
//Except the uncle who owns the house.
///*sigh*
 
2014-02-17 05:24:40 PM  

Yakk: What the hell? Do people want this?


That's never been a priority of Washington politicians.  Just look at the vote for Safeco Field.
 
2014-02-17 05:24:56 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: iheartscotch: Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?

Well, if that is the case, since I'm not really into gay sex, I'm pretty sure being forcibly gay married will not cause me any issues.


It won't effect me either; but, this sounds like something that would happen in Saudi Arabia. Minus all of the gayness, that is.
 
2014-02-17 05:26:18 PM  
fta But even with the notice being sent out, there's still a chance some people who get converted may not know.

Double secret gay turtle marriage, sir?
 
2014-02-17 05:27:07 PM  

hardinparamedic: Yes. YES. The Gay agenda marches forward.

Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples. We'll even force straight, GOD-Fearing heterosexuals to copulate with the same sex under the bayonettes and arclights of our Gay-concentration camps.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!


...I call top!
 
2014-02-17 05:27:13 PM  

Yakk: What the hell? Do people want this?


If they had a civil union why wouldn't they want marriage? If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.
 
2014-02-17 05:28:29 PM  

iheartscotch: this sounds like something that would happen in Saudi Arabia


It's actually very common for straight couples who live together.  This is how me and my 'wife' are 'married.'
 
2014-02-17 05:29:54 PM  

fusillade762: Yakk: What the hell? Do people want this?

If they had a civil union why wouldn't they want marriage? If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.


Hey now, some of those folks enjoy having balls in their faces.
 
2014-02-17 05:30:23 PM  
www.dvdtalk.com
 
2014-02-17 05:30:36 PM  

fusillade762: If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.


Kinky gay sex terms, I assume.
 
2014-02-17 05:32:55 PM  
Or there will be those who broke up in the years since they registered as domestic partners, some of them now married - illegally - to other people.

Tonight on Fox! "Bannacock: Illegal Gay Marriage Hunter Downer"

Bannacock: Dis says youse was in a Domestic Partnering with Raymoundo. Yet, I sees you in the park canoodling with this perv, here. What's the story?

Gay Man 1: I broke up with Raymoundo after his Yorkie died. He just couldn't hold it together without Chester. I didn't know I was breaking any laws. Gee, I'd hate to have to go to prison (smiles).

Bannacock: Yeah. I bets youse would. Well, I gots some bad news fer yew. I gotta dissolve yer little DP, quit with the grinnin' I'm serious. This is gonna take a stamp here and a signature dere. You gotta sign dere saying Raymoundo is gono. And I'll be collectin' yer $5 fillin' fee.

Gay Man1: Okay, mister policeman. I sign and here is your $5.

Bannacock: Good. Now youse be good. My associate will be providin' youse with a receipt of payment. Be carefuls, she's a robot what goes nutso if youse say the wrong word or phase. And every week, it's a different word or phrase. Cause programmers, dat's why.

Whitney Cummings as PDBot1138: Printing one receipt now. PC Load Paper. PC Load Paper!

Bannacock: PC Load Paper? What da fark does that mean?
 
2014-02-17 05:33:36 PM  

meyerkev: iheartscotch: hardinparamedic: Yes. YES. The Gay agenda marches forward.

Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples. We'll even force straight, GOD-Fearing heterosexuals to copulate with the same sex under the bayonettes and arclights of our Gay-concentration camps.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm actually surprised that they worded the bill the way they did. Technically, if you've lived with your roommate long enough; congratulations! You're married!

Yeah, that's common-law marriage.  Fairly standard.  That's how that biatch is going to steal the family house.  In another 2 years, she'll be "married", and then she can get divorced and take the house.

/Everyone knows it.
//Except the uncle who owns the house.
///*sigh*


Not to rain on your parade anymore; but, some places, if you were open a letter addressed to Mr. & Mrs. DudeShe'sTotsAGoldDigger; you've, technically, acknowledged your intent to marry the girl you're living with.

/ that sucks about the house; but, sometimes, you just can't help other people
 
2014-02-17 05:33:57 PM  
Liberals don't care what you do as long as it's mandatory
 
2014-02-17 05:34:21 PM  

hardinparamedic: Yes. YES. The Gay agenda marches forward.

Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples. We'll even force straight, GOD-Fearing heterosexuals to copulate with the same sex under the bayonettes and arclights of our Gay-concentration camps.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!


s3.amazonaws.com

It's time.
 
2014-02-17 05:34:53 PM  

meyerkev: iheartscotch: hardinparamedic: Yes. YES. The Gay agenda marches forward.

Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples. We'll even force straight, GOD-Fearing heterosexuals to copulate with the same sex under the bayonettes and arclights of our Gay-concentration camps.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm actually surprised that they worded the bill the way they did. Technically, if you've lived with your roommate long enough; congratulations! You're married!

Yeah, that's common-law marriage.  Fairly standard.


Washington doesn't have common-law marriage IIRC (thank FSM). If you want to be married, you should have to opt in to it rather than having it forced on you.
 
2014-02-17 05:35:58 PM  

Egoy3k: iheartscotch: this sounds like something that would happen in Saudi Arabia

It's actually very common for straight couples who live together.  This is how me and my 'wife' are 'married.'


I was talking about the whole forced marriage aspect. I understand that common law marriages are pretty common anymore; but, actually forcing two people to get married? That's not cool.
 
2014-02-17 05:36:31 PM  

fusillade762: Yakk: What the hell? Do people want this?

If they had a civil union why wouldn't they want marriage? If you can dodge a wrench penis you can dodge a ball.


FTFY.
 
2014-02-17 05:37:33 PM  

iheartscotch: Kittypie070: iheartscotch: Why would you do that? Sentence happy, marriageless people to a life of sexless misery?

Payback is a biatch.

I predict that this will get out of control; with only lawyers profiting from this.


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Shares your concern.
 
2014-02-17 05:40:17 PM  

Yakk: What the hell? Do people want this?


I imagine a lot of people would. The laws with civil unions were pretty complicated due to having to be setup separately from marriage laws. The article seems to be suggesting a lot of people are going to be upset about this because of not being able to get their civil unions dissolved. So it seems like the legislation suggested may have made the mistake of not considering how awkward it was for some to get rid of these civil unions and think it'd just be easier for the legal system to just think of them as marriages since that was the original idea of them in the first place.
 
2014-02-17 05:41:36 PM  
Will heterosexual couples who have domestic partnerships have their unions converted to homosexual marriages?
 
2014-02-17 05:41:50 PM  




www.yellow5.com

 
2014-02-17 05:41:56 PM  

CaliNJGuy: Liberals don't care what you do as long as it's mandatory


Like trans-vaginal ultrasounds?
 
2014-02-17 05:42:40 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Yakk: What the hell? Do people want this?

That's never been a priority of Washington politicians.  Just look at the vote for Safeco Field.


And the Kingdome before that.
 
2014-02-17 05:44:44 PM  

fusillade762: CaliNJGuy: Liberals don't care what you do as long as it's mandatory

Like trans-vaginal ultrasounds?


I wonder if Mandatory Trans-Vaginal Ultrasounds is already a band name....

/ besides, a woman's body has ways of shutting down mandatory trans-vaginal ultrasounds
 
2014-02-17 05:45:01 PM  

Kuta: Will heterosexual couples who have domestic partnerships have their unions converted to homosexual marriages?


Yes. I traded in my girlfriend for a Malaysian rent boy last week in order to comply with this new law.

It's cool, though, really. Akmal is actually a better cook than Heather was.
 
2014-02-17 05:45:31 PM  
We go now live to Washington state's gay couples for a reaction. Couples?

Spouse #1: YAAAAAY!!!

Spouse #2: What the--but you said they'd never-- Um, yaaaaaay.
 
2014-02-17 05:46:55 PM  

hardinparamedic: Soon, my bretheren and systers, soon we shall march upon their churches, and FORCE them at gunpoint to marry gay couples.


With the guns that we'll confiscate from them with our black helicopters, no less! Mwahahahaha!
 
2014-02-17 05:47:01 PM  
I now pronounce you Yogi and Boo Boo. You may kiss the bear.

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2014-02-17 05:47:32 PM  
Hey, I know, let's get the government involved in sanctioning personal relationships!  What could possibly go wrong?
 
2014-02-17 05:48:20 PM  

CaliNJGuy: Liberals don't care what you do as long as it's mandatory


Yeah, and conservatives don't care what you do as long as it's mandatory.
 
2014-02-17 05:48:55 PM  

Kuta: Will heterosexual couples who have domestic partnerships have their unions converted to homosexual marriages?


Sorry, no. You will be auto-gay married. I suggest you go to Capitol Hill quickly to pick out a good one. If you're lucky, you may have time to place an ad in The Stranger. But unless you have a recent haircut and washboard abs, time is not on your side.
 
2014-02-17 05:49:51 PM  
I'd be pissed. I know this might sound crazy but marriage in our culture carries far to many religious overtones and I want no involvement with it. Obviously people who are non religious get married but for me it feels like if i get married I am somehow giving credit to religion which is something I refuse to do. I don't judge others for doing it and I love a good wedding but it's not something that I'd ever do.

/Common-law
//All the same benefits
///Just don't call me married
 
2014-02-17 05:50:32 PM  

Notabunny: Kuta: Will heterosexual couples who have domestic partnerships have their unions converted to homosexual marriages?

Sorry, no. You will be auto-gay married. I suggest you go to Capitol Hill quickly to pick out a good one. If you're lucky, you may have time to place an ad in The Stranger. But unless you have a recent haircut and washboard abs, time is not on your side.


GET TO TEH CHOPPAH!!!
 
2014-02-17 05:52:55 PM  

skinink: I now pronounce you Yogi and Boo Boo. You may kiss the bear.


My vomit phone you pay me new phone,
 
2014-02-17 05:53:45 PM  

skinink: I now pronounce you Yogi and Boo Boo. You may kiss the bear.


I wonder if those two guys know they're the internet face of Beardom?
 
2014-02-17 05:54:23 PM  

insertdip: I'd be pissed. I know this might sound crazy but marriage in our culture carries far to many religious overtones and I want no involvement with it. Obviously people who are non religious get married but for me it feels like if i get married I am somehow giving credit to religion which is something I refuse to do. I don't judge others for doing it and I love a good wedding but it's not something that I'd ever do.

/Common-law
//All the same benefits
///Just don't call me married


Oh, God bless your heart
 
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