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(Newser)   George Zimmerman now wears a bulletproof vest all the time, you know, in case someone shoots him for no reason   (newser.com) divider line 333
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2014-02-17 03:04:23 PM  
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2014-02-17 03:06:17 PM  
Go away, little man
 
2014-02-17 03:13:17 PM  
Oh I'm sure people have plenty of reason....

(Not that I condone it, of course.)
 
2014-02-17 03:19:27 PM  
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2014-02-17 03:19:29 PM  
Not that I condone gunning this guy down, but vests typically do not cover heads.
 
2014-02-17 03:20:29 PM  
He needs bullet proof condoms.
wait
what?
 
2014-02-17 03:22:33 PM  

Saborlas: Not that I condone gunning this guy down, but vests typically do not cover heads.


Well, it would mean the end of hearing about the guy ever again.

I mean, I'm not saying I want someone to murder him. I'm just searching for options where his name basically permanently exits the public lexicon. That is one way I can think of.
 
2014-02-17 03:25:50 PM  
I'd likely wear a bulletproof vest too, if I'd had threats from as many people as he has.
 
2014-02-17 03:33:55 PM  
FTFA: "I'd like to professionally ... continue my education and hopefully become an attorney...He says anyone he interacts with-say, his doctor-ends up getting death threats.

If this is true, it is not cool. At all. I shouldn't get a death threat just because he happens to enroll as a student in one of my classes, for example.
 
2014-02-17 03:41:04 PM  
And blames Obama.
 
2014-02-17 03:54:05 PM  
so, aim lower?  Gotcha.
 
2014-02-17 03:56:59 PM  
Oh, pobrecito. Asshole.
 
2014-02-17 03:58:49 PM  

Somacandra: FTFA: "I'd like to professionally ... continue my education and hopefully become an attorney...He says anyone he interacts with-say, his doctor-ends up getting death threats.

If this is true, it is not cool. At all. I shouldn't get a death threat just because he happens to enroll as a student in one of my classes, for example.


Why do people know who his doctor is? I don't buy it.

As I say in every thread about this guy.... if he wants to have anything close to a normal life, he needs to stay the fark out of the media spotlight that he keeps thrusting himself into and keep a low profile.  i honestly wouldn't think about the guy at all if he didn't keep giving interviews and stoking the flames.
 
2014-02-17 03:59:12 PM  

Somacandra: If this is true, it is not cool.


Thank goodness it's the same passive aggressive bullsh*t he's been using this entire time.
 
2014-02-17 04:00:45 PM  
The best thing he could do for himself is fade into obscurity.  Instead, he's attention whoring.
 
2014-02-17 04:08:17 PM  

doyner: The best thing he could do for himself is fade into obscurity.  Instead, he's attention whoring.



Instead?
 
2014-02-17 04:10:39 PM  

the_rev: I'd likely wear a bulletproof vest too, if I'd had threats from as many people as he has.


Goes without saying.  Then again, you probably aren't a slack-jawed fatback b*tch who wants to get away with gunning down somebody.  Stop me if I'm assuming too much.
 
2014-02-17 04:20:25 PM  
Seems it's not sufficient that he was found not guilty.

Greedy, fat, irresponsible fark.  There are still consequences.  And not that I'd ever encourage violence against you, I find the idea of you looking over your shoulder for the rest of your miserable life quite satisfying.

And yes, a smarter man would count his blessings and keep a low profile.
 
2014-02-17 04:22:48 PM  

Diogenes: Seems it's not sufficient that he was found not guilty.

Greedy, fat, irresponsible fark.  There are still consequences.  And not that I'd ever encourage violence against you, I find the idea of you looking over your shoulder for the rest of your miserable life quite satisfying.

And yes, a smarter man would count his blessings and keep a low profile.


yeahm but this guy has the IQ of a turnip.  and that's kind of insulting to the turnip.
 
2014-02-17 04:23:11 PM  
What are we drinking today?
 
2014-02-17 04:35:29 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go away, little man

 
2014-02-17 04:37:33 PM  
A moment of silence for the poor dead horse that's being beaten, please.
 
2014-02-17 04:38:20 PM  
Then go for the head.
 
2014-02-17 04:38:39 PM  
I would too if I were him. Although I do not carry a weapon and look for suspicious folks to follow, so I'm probably safe.
 
2014-02-17 04:39:14 PM  
No one should ever have to fear for their life from vigilante justice.
 
2014-02-17 04:39:28 PM  
George Zimmerman, have fun looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life.


Normal people like me can actually relax and enjoy life. He can't and I hope that every time a car drives past, or someone is walking he gets scared thinking they're coming for him
 
2014-02-17 04:39:28 PM  
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2014-02-17 04:40:00 PM  
Just like in the OJ trail....if you get away with murder...you should go away and never be heard from again.
 
2014-02-17 04:41:29 PM  
Let's discuss THE FACTS of this interview.

George Zimmerman was just wanting to be left alone when the drive-by, lamestream MSM mainstream media TRICKED him into giving an interview.  Poor George only wants to be left alone, to watch his neighborhood in peace, but the media won't let that happen.

As further proof, the media is now making him say stupid things AND they're filming the entire thing with cameras and reporting it through their lamestream media outlets.  George just wants to be left alone and box DMX in peace.

Is there no end to the depravity of the liberal media?
 
2014-02-17 04:42:56 PM  

Somacandra: FTFA: "I'd like to professionally ... continue my education and hopefully become an attorney...He says anyone he interacts with-say, his doctor-ends up getting death threats.

If this is true, it is not cool. At all. I shouldn't get a death threat just because he happens to enroll as a student in one of my classes, for example.


How, exactly, would people know who his doctor is?

Calling shenanigans.
 
2014-02-17 04:43:56 PM  
He wants to become a lawyer to stop "another miscarriage of justice" like what happened to him. The fark? He got away with murder. So even he thinks he should have been found guilty?
 
2014-02-17 04:43:58 PM  
Why his life is no longer "normal": He wears a bulletproof vest whenever he leaves his home-but he has no permanent abode. "I'm totally homeless." He hasn't had to collect welfare, and is willing to work as a cook if he has to, but he hasn't gotten to that point yet; he's being supported by his family.

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2014-02-17 04:44:13 PM  

Two16: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Go away, little man

 
2014-02-17 04:44:15 PM  

Diogenes: Seems it's not sufficient that he was found not guilty.

Greedy, fat, irresponsible fark.  There are still consequences.  And not that I'd ever encourage violence against you, I find the idea of you looking over your shoulder for the rest of your miserable life quite satisfying.

And yes, a smarter man would count his blessings and keep a low profile.


A smarter man would never have gotten into this mess to start with.
 
2014-02-17 04:45:07 PM  
Wat, no reality show for him yet?  Maybe his agent can book a guest appearance on the Kardashian's Xmas special this year?

/might as well
//whoring it up pretty good
 
2014-02-17 04:46:49 PM  

bigpeeler:


Whats he doing with his other hand whilst beating that dead horse.

It looks like he is getting aroused by beating that dead horse.
 
2014-02-17 04:47:02 PM  

ManateeGag: so, aim lower?  Gotcha.


Yah, aiming lower is the way to go- there's some major arteries down there that can ensure a bleed-out. I wore a vest daily for several years (MP) and while It was comfortable, when I got home at night, even a hot night, taking that thing off sent shivers through me. It's like a heat sink; I'd get acclimated to wearing it, but when it came off it felt lit taking my core temperature off.
 
2014-02-17 04:47:14 PM  
DREW, seriously, fire this modmin. Or at least tell them to stop trolling.
 
2014-02-17 04:47:23 PM  

ikanreed: No one should ever have to fear for their life from vigilante justice.


It's almost like we live in a world where actions have consequences.
 
2014-02-17 04:48:21 PM  

MajorTubeSteak: ikanreed: No one should ever have to fear for their life from vigilante justice.

It's almost like we live in a world where actions have consequences.


Yeah, well fark private citizens who take those consequences upon themselves.
 
2014-02-17 04:48:53 PM  
Well Georgie, first you should probably move the fark outta Florida to some small town with very few minorities and live a quiet life. But you cant do that for some reason ya big dummy. Maybe him and Casey Anthony can get a reality show together to see who gets killed first.
 
2014-02-17 04:50:33 PM  

groppet: Well Georgie, first you should probably move the fark outta Florida to some small town with very few minorities and live a quiet life. But you cant do that for some reason ya big dummy. Maybe him and Casey Anthony can get a reality show together to see who gets killed first.


Change your name and grow a bigbushy beard too.
 
2014-02-17 04:50:36 PM  

MajorTubeSteak: ikanreed: No one should ever have to fear for their life from vigilante justice.

It's almost like we live in a world where actions have consequences.


Vigilante justice is really, really shiatty. We have a justice system and courts for a reason, and fark you for saying anyone deserves to get attacked by vigilantes.

The prosecution farked up and he is free. And you know what? He should be. Court of public opinion isn't a farking court.
 
2014-02-17 04:50:39 PM  

OregonVet: It's like a heat sink; I'd get acclimated to wearing it, but when it came off it felt lit taking my core temperature off.


I remember watching a neat thing on one of the discovery network channels back when they were good about something similar. With a heated vest and no other warm clothing (not even gloves) there was no loss of motor skills out in freezing temperatures.
It was very neat to see, I wonder if they're at all feasible for personal use.
 
2014-02-17 04:51:35 PM  
Sure would suck to have some stranger roll up on you and shoot you for no reason, wouldn't it?
 
2014-02-17 04:51:41 PM  
Wow.  The comments on that page are impressively awful.
 
2014-02-17 04:52:34 PM  
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2014-02-17 04:53:53 PM  

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Take it back to stormfront, Mr. Wizard.
 
2014-02-17 04:54:53 PM  
Or, less inflammatory, in case he attacks somebody, breaks his nose and is slamming his head into the ground causing the victim to fire in self defense.
 
2014-02-17 04:55:35 PM  

machoprogrammer: Vigilante justice is really, really shiatty. We have a justice system and courts for a reason, and fark you for saying anyone deserves to get attacked by vigilantes.

The prosecution farked up and he is free. And you know what? He should be. Court of public opinion isn't a farking court.


But it is ok when we help other countries do it like in Libya right?
 
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