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Volcanic activity in Alaska may be an optical aleutian, UAW gets Das Boot, and white zinfandel goes on sale in the UK: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/9 - 2/15
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Happy Presidents President's Presidents' Day, everybody! Enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-02-09 to Sat 2014-02-15:

[image from too old to be available]  White zinfandel goes on sale in the UK  

[image from too old to be available]  "Two year contract" takes on whole new meaning as NSA helps US military take out terrorists by taking out their cell phones. No word on whether it would have been easier to just give them AT&T service  

[image from too old to be available]  OW, My balls  

[image from too old to be available]  Ken Burns launches iPad app, which will allow the user to slowly pan across all photos stored on the device while Morgan Freeman describes them  

[image from too old to be available]  Hundreds of people flock to small town to view statue of the Virgin Mary that "weeps" oil. Sounds like a bad seal  

[image from too old to be available]  Since giving students As, Bs, Cs, Ds, and Fs can be seen as "demoralizing," Florida is considering dropping the grading scale in favor of a radically new one which will still irritate parents when their child gets a crocodile in math  

[image from too old to be available]  National Corvette Museum loses eight cars into sink hole described as "massive", but likely smaller than average  

[image from too old to be available]  How do you get your dog to go WOOF? Douse her with tick spray and then have her walk by an open flame  

[image from too old to be available]  ♫ Not a small girl after all, not a small girl after all, not a small girl after all, not a smaaaalll, small girl ♪  

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[image from too old to be available]  Man spends four hours in the snow writing a giant valentine to his fiancee. No word on how many gallons of beer that required  


[image from too old to be available]  Sam: I Am  

[image from too old to be available]  Browns quarterback Brandon Weeden says he wants out of Cleveland, making it official: NOBODY wants Brandon Weeden to be in Cleveland  

[image from too old to be available]  Tampa Bay pitcher Alex Cobb proposes to his girlfriend with the help of a dolphin. Once again, a Rays pitcher needs a closer to seal the victory  


[image from too old to be available]  Unrest possible at remote Alaska volcano, but scientists caution it may just be an optical aleutian  

[image from too old to be available]  Bill Gates says he is not a big gamer. Which is pretty obvious since he has a job, a wife and several billion dollars  

[image from too old to be available]  Woman creates cologne that makes men more appealing to cows. E-I-E-I-OOH  


[image from too old to be available]  Lil' Kin  

[image from too old to be available]  "Juno" star Ellen Page announces that Michael Cera has permanently ruined men for her  

[image from too old to be available]  Leonardo DiCaprio says he has an atrocious singing voice, often buries his head between the thighs of a supermodel and weeps because he can't sing  


[image from too old to be available]  Hamas deploys crack troops to Israeli border. Funny, I always thought hash was more Middle Eastern  

[image from too old to be available]  "I EXPECT A GREAT DEAL OF CONTINUITY IN THE FOMC'S APPROACH TO MONETARY POLICY" says Yellen  

[image from too old to be available]  Openly gay Republican running for election launches campaign ad featuring both his partner and his cognitive dissonance  


[image from too old to be available]  Western Union (stop) profit down 27% (stop) as revenues slip (stop)  

[image from too old to be available]  UAW gets Das Boot  

[image from too old to be available]  Marco... Marco... Marco
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