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(Newser)   Actual line from Paula Deen cruise review: "Everyone on the boat is racist and nice"   (newser.com) divider line 81
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2014-02-17 03:19:52 PM  
She sounds like anyone else in America.
If you followed them around with a hidden mike.
 
2014-02-17 03:46:43 PM  
Paula Deen might be a slabfaced hateful butterhog, but this is just gratuitous.
 
2014-02-17 03:49:46 PM  
And fat.  Don't forget fat.
 
2014-02-17 03:51:31 PM  
graphics8.nytimes.com
These people in swimsuits.
 
2014-02-17 03:53:10 PM  

vudukungfu: She sounds like anyone else in America.
If you followed them around with a hidden mike.


You hang out with some pretty shady people if that is the case.
 
2014-02-17 03:53:39 PM  

Mad Scientist: And fat.  Don't forget fat.


Extra fat.
 
2014-02-17 03:55:35 PM  

Mad Scientist: And fat.  Don't forget fat.



media3.policymic.com


I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

 
2014-02-17 03:59:24 PM  
I am now stupider for having read that article.
 
2014-02-17 04:01:36 PM  
freddyo.com

/Here some for our black friends, fried.... oh Soul food!
 
2014-02-17 04:04:28 PM  
What the hell is it with racists and cash-gobbling  cruises for the true believers?

i107.photobucket.com
 
ecl
2014-02-17 04:06:50 PM  
Totally not part of her image makeover.  Everyone look over there quick!
 
2014-02-17 04:09:11 PM  
 
2014-02-17 04:15:06 PM  
Chugging deep-fried lard in a Norovirus-rich environment. Dante himself couldn't have come up with a more apt punishment.
 
2014-02-17 04:15:51 PM  

Mantour: oh Soul food!


It ain't soul food without donkey teeth and a cellar door.

/Gravy and a human foot
 
2014-02-17 04:16:58 PM  

jaytkay: I never get tired of this video


I don't know what exactly made that video so awesome... but it was.
 
2014-02-17 04:19:34 PM  
FTA:  And yes, there are "visibly African American" people in the Deen group

Visibly
African American?
 
2014-02-17 04:20:46 PM  

vudukungfu: She sounds like anyone else in America.
If you followed them around with a hidden mike.


I don't think this is actually true.  People say this as a way to try to normalize this kind of behavior.  It's not normal at all.
 
2014-02-17 04:23:29 PM  

baconbeard: FTA:  And yes, there are "visibly African American" people in the Deen group

Visibly African American?


Yeah... they are just rubbing it in your face and don't even try to hide it.
 
2014-02-17 04:23:59 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I don't think this is actually true.  People say this as a way to try to normalize this kind of behavior.  It's not normal at all.


It's not true at all.
 
2014-02-17 04:24:19 PM  

baconbeard: FTA:  And yes, there are "visibly African American" people in the Deen group

Visibly African American?


As opposed to the ones with the invisi-shimmer.  The ones with the dreads.

They run the mid-deck bakery.
 
2014-02-17 04:26:38 PM  

jaytkay: I never get tired of this video


I'd never seen that before and had to turn it off for fear of people hearing me laugh my ace off in my cube.
 
2014-02-17 04:27:52 PM  

jaytkay: I never get tired of this video


Just....what?
 
2014-02-17 04:33:18 PM  

jaytkay: I never get tired of this video


I'm actually crying a little.  That was awesome.
 
2014-02-17 04:33:59 PM  
Another farking racist thread.  How many today?
 
2014-02-17 04:35:32 PM  
What It's Like to Take a Paula Deen Cruise

www.burchardgalleries.com
 
2014-02-17 04:35:43 PM  
farking filter pwnd. Serves me right.
 
2014-02-17 04:36:10 PM  

jaytkay: I never get tired of this video


My sides hurt so much from laughing right now.  Thanks.  I thought that the best were the Sandra Lee mashups, Kwanzaa cake, and bad meatloaf videos.  I was mistaken.
 
2014-02-17 04:37:40 PM  

jaytkay: I never get tired of this video


I don't even.... I can't breathe for laughing.
 
ecl
2014-02-17 04:38:51 PM  

jaytkay: I never get tired of this video



I want my family to feel the FEAR
 
2014-02-17 04:39:06 PM  

Rapmaster2000: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x400]
These people in swimsuits.


And they're also 100% tourists.

I live in Savannah, and NO ONE who lives here eats at Paula Deen's restaurant.

I played a gig on City Market a few weeks back, and when leaving I rode past The Lady and Sons.  There was no line, and I could see through the windows that the place was basically empty.
 
2014-02-17 04:52:11 PM  
English Peas
Servings: 6-8 servings
Prep Time: 5 min
Cook Time: 5 min
Difficulty: Easy
Ingredients Add to grocery list
2   cans (14 1/2-ounces) English Peas
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
Directions

Melt butter in small pot and add drained peas.  Cook over medium heat until peas are warm.
 
2014-02-17 04:53:19 PM  
Couldn't make it through that video. When Oprah held up her arms and went, "ARAAAAHHHRRHH" , I lost it.
 
2014-02-17 04:57:56 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: vudukungfu: She sounds like anyone else in America.
If you followed them around with a hidden mike.

I don't think this is actually true.  People say this as a way to try to normalize this kind of behavior.  It's not normal at all.


Most people I run into aren't normal.
I'm shocked at what I find out just listening to most people.

And it doesn't matter who they are. Or where they are.
I'm privy to a lot of conversations all over the USA and it's fairly shocking the way some folks talk.
 
2014-02-17 04:59:38 PM  

vudukungfu: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: vudukungfu: She sounds like anyone else in America.
If you followed them around with a hidden mike.

I don't think this is actually true.  People say this as a way to try to normalize this kind of behavior.  It's not normal at all.

Most people I run into aren't normal.
I'm shocked at what I find out just listening to most people.

And it doesn't matter who they are. Or where they are.
I'm privy to a lot of conversations all over the USA and it's fairly shocking the way some folks talk.


Yep.  I'm amazed at what people feel free saying to me because I'm white and straight acting.
 
2014-02-17 05:00:29 PM  

vudukungfu: She sounds like anyone else in America.
If you followed them around with a hidden mike.


I'll take "Things people say to justify their own racism" for 800, Alex.
 
2014-02-17 05:08:12 PM  

dsmith42: English Peas
Servings: 6-8 servings
Prep Time: 5 min
Cook Time: 5 min
Difficulty: Easy
Ingredients Add to grocery list
2   cans (14 1/2-ounces) English Peas
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
Directions

Melt butter in small pot and add drained peas.  Cook over medium heat until peas are warm.


Wow.  You weren't even joking (just googled her English peas recipe).

Canned peas, no less.
 
2014-02-17 05:08:43 PM  

I DON'T ALWAYS COOK PEAS


ronewzakcleveland.files.wordpress.com


BUT THEN I DO, I COOK BLACK EYED PEAS

 
2014-02-17 05:08:56 PM  

dsmith42: English Peas
Servings: 6-8 servings
Prep Time: 5 min
Cook Time: 5 min
Difficulty: Easy
Ingredients Add to grocery list
2   cans (14 1/2-ounces) English Peas
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
Directions

Melt butter in small pot and add drained peas.  Cook over medium heat until peas are warm.


Though this comment was gold:
Substituted the peas for butter - my family LOVED it! Thx
 
ecl
2014-02-17 05:09:40 PM  

Diogenes: vudukungfu: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: vudukungfu: She sounds like anyone else in America.
If you followed them around with a hidden mike.

I don't think this is actually true.  People say this as a way to try to normalize this kind of behavior.  It's not normal at all.

Most people I run into aren't normal.
I'm shocked at what I find out just listening to most people.

And it doesn't matter who they are. Or where they are.
I'm privy to a lot of conversations all over the USA and it's fairly shocking the way some folks talk.

Yep.  I'm amazed at what people feel free saying to me because I'm white and straight acting.


I AM straight.  Imagine how people open up to me.  Last Friday I had two clowns at work saying maybe it would be ok if gay guys could live together and just not have sex.  They consider themselves St Louis County Progressives.
 
2014-02-17 05:12:42 PM  

ecl: Diogenes: vudukungfu: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: vudukungfu: She sounds like anyone else in America.
If you followed them around with a hidden mike.

I don't think this is actually true.  People say this as a way to try to normalize this kind of behavior.  It's not normal at all.

Most people I run into aren't normal.
I'm shocked at what I find out just listening to most people.

And it doesn't matter who they are. Or where they are.
I'm privy to a lot of conversations all over the USA and it's fairly shocking the way some folks talk.

Yep.  I'm amazed at what people feel free saying to me because I'm white and straight acting.

I AM straight.  Imagine how people open up to me.  Last Friday I had two clowns at work saying maybe it would be ok if gay guys could live together and just not have sex.  They consider themselves St Louis County Progressives.


So, they ARE in favor of marriage between two men?
 
2014-02-17 05:16:05 PM  

ecl: jaytkay: I never get tired of this video


I want my family to feel the FEAR


*tents fingers, camera zooms in*

That part is where I died laughing. My ghost is typing this comment.
 
2014-02-17 05:17:46 PM  
Alternate headline:  Author determined to find racism everywhere she goes find racism.  Love the comments "that black guy called her miss... sounds like the southern plantation"  or you know, everywhere in the South.
 
2014-02-17 05:19:35 PM  

Bane of Broone: vudukungfu: She sounds like anyone else in America.
If you followed them around with a hidden mike.

I'll take "Things people say to justify their own racism" for 800, Alex.


See also, "but she's from the south and she's old!"
 
2014-02-17 05:29:46 PM  

vudukungfu: She sounds like anyone else in America.
If you followed them around with a hidden mike.


I think you just revealed a lot about your not-hidden racism more than anyone else's.
 
2014-02-17 05:30:58 PM  

vudukungfu: She sounds like anyone else in America.
If you followed them around with a hidden mike.


I have to say, I think I know what you're saying, I'm just not sure you said it right.

When I moved to the south about 10 years ago, people didn't trust me because I was a northerner. After about 4 years, they trusted me enough to start making little racist comments and judge my reaction before going deeper. If I shot a look or said something, that was the end of it, if I ignored it, the comments got more heated until I said something.

if that's now what you mean, fark off? IDK
 
2014-02-17 05:41:50 PM  

thamike: Paula Deen might be a slabfaced hateful butterhog, but this is just gratuitous.


Yeah youre wrong, shes not hateful in the least and all the people who work at her restaurant love her.

Also discussing the word used is not the same thing as racism, does anyone know what that word means anymore?
 
ecl
2014-02-17 05:52:25 PM  

vicioushobbit: ecl: Diogenes: vudukungfu: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: vudukungfu: She sounds like anyone else in America.
If you followed them around with a hidden mike.

I don't think this is actually true.  People say this as a way to try to normalize this kind of behavior.  It's not normal at all.

Most people I run into aren't normal.
I'm shocked at what I find out just listening to most people.

And it doesn't matter who they are. Or where they are.
I'm privy to a lot of conversations all over the USA and it's fairly shocking the way some folks talk.

Yep.  I'm amazed at what people feel free saying to me because I'm white and straight acting.

I AM straight.  Imagine how people open up to me.  Last Friday I had two clowns at work saying maybe it would be ok if gay guys could live together and just not have sex.  They consider themselves St Louis County Progressives.

So, they ARE in favor of marriage between two men?


Yea... but no honeymoon!

Ok... you can have a honeymoon.  But no adopting kids.

Ok... you can adopt.  But they better turn out straighter than an arrow!
 
2014-02-17 05:53:04 PM  
So....A Fark Zimmerman thread?
 
2014-02-17 05:57:36 PM  

jaytkay: I never get tired of this video


What the hell did I just watch? And why am I crying from laughing?
 
2014-02-17 06:18:02 PM  

thamike: Mad Scientist: And fat.  Don't forget fat.



I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE


You butter believe it.
 
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