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(Estately)   This map shows you which foreign country each U.S. state would hook up with when drunk. Or something like that   (blog.estately.com) divider line 20
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2014-02-17 04:56:03 PM
7 votes:
I stopped reading at Alabama=Finland since most people in Alabama couldn't find Finland on a map of Finland.
2014-02-17 04:34:47 PM
5 votes:
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2014-02-17 05:10:21 PM
3 votes:

bluenote13: I stopped reading at Alabama=Finland since most people in Alabama couldn't find Finland on a map of Finland.


You're being unfair.  I personally believe that Alabama Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the Alabama should help the Alabama, uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future.
2014-02-17 03:41:55 PM
3 votes:
I would not hit the horn of Africa, Djibouti is too small.
2014-02-17 05:17:35 PM
2 votes:
Minnesota is Peru, because it is snowy here, and Peru is a large producer of cocaine, a substance which looks like snow.
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2014-02-17 05:03:37 PM
2 votes:
No matter which country Massachusetts hooked up with, Massachusetts would just wind up taking the country for a ride, drive the car off a pier then walk away as the country drowned in the water.
2014-02-17 03:42:57 PM
2 votes:

vernonFL: I would not hit the horn of Africa, Djibouti is too small.


In Djibouti, Horn of Africa hits you!
2014-02-18 11:58:05 AM
1 votes:

wxboy: Michigan is with Panama because they both have a city named Colon?  That's pretty damn weak, even by blog standards.  Obviously the most logical choice would be Japan because cars, or some Pacific island nation because water.  But Panama?  Come on...


Yeah that was pretty lame. You could also go with Greece because of the financial condition of Detroit.
2014-02-17 09:21:18 PM
1 votes:

uncleacid: Pennsylvania hates New York? When did this happen.


Everyone hates New York
2014-02-17 07:45:26 PM
1 votes:

Gary-L: I'm in Oklahoma, which that blog equates to Thailand.

I've been to Thailand, and although both Oklahoma and Thailand may incarcerate women at higher than average rates the comparison stops there.  The women in Thailand are a lot better looking, have their teeth, and rarely, if ever, tip the scales over 105lbs.


As someone who has been to a Hooter's in Oklahoma, I can vouch that Thailand is not an apt comparison. Maybe Bulgaria..
2014-02-17 06:18:23 PM
1 votes:
Missouri is Georgia because of caves and wine.

Kansas is Russia because of homophobia.

That basically illustrates the two states completely. Who doesn't love drinking and spelunking?
2014-02-17 05:36:50 PM
1 votes:

blatz514: Common Bond:  Head Cheese / Bing Drinking

WTF is "Bing Drinking?"


It's where you google a liquor to find out what kind of shot to do.
2014-02-17 05:27:02 PM
1 votes:

HairyNevus: Minnesota is Peru, because it is snowy here, and Peru is a large producer of cocaine, a substance which looks like snow.
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It works better if you catch the movie reference.
2014-02-17 05:18:56 PM
1 votes:

AbiNormal: It doesn't surprise me that NoDaks drink more than Czech's, there isn't anything else to do.


Fun fact: people from the Czech Republic love country music.  You haven't lived until you've heard a cover of a Kenny Rogers song performed in Czech --- Ideally while inside a bar full of drunken Czechs who can laugh at your amazement and befuddlement.

I'm really not sure whether that makes the Czech Republic more or less like North Dakota, however.
2014-02-17 05:03:50 PM
1 votes:
(In best Zoidberg voice)Your article is bad and you should feel bad subby.
2014-02-17 04:56:17 PM
1 votes:
I'm in Oklahoma, which that blog equates to Thailand.

I've been to Thailand, and although both Oklahoma and Thailand may incarcerate women at higher than average rates the comparison stops there.  The women in Thailand are a lot better looking, have their teeth, and rarely, if ever, tip the scales over 105lbs.
2014-02-17 04:49:45 PM
1 votes:
Kansas gets Russia because a few old coots don't like gay people? Gay guys may be annoying with the lisping and whatnot; but, lesbians are alright. Especially blonde lesbians; with big boobs.
2014-02-17 04:22:30 PM
1 votes:
Idaho - Ireland because potatoes.

Gee, how creative.
2014-02-17 04:15:39 PM
1 votes:
All the cities look the same from the gutter
2014-02-17 04:13:23 PM
1 votes:
Anticipating something bad, I still wasn't ready for North Korea.  COME ON.  South Carolina:
1. Has very beautiful parts, especially the coastal areas and upstate mountains
2. Has residents that are anything but starving
3. People actually like coming here both to visit and live

However, there is no question that our state is corrupt and the government seems to like keeping people stupid.

With Pennsylvania, they missed an obvious connection between the Turkmenistani "Door to Hell" and Centralia, PA.
 
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