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(International Business Times)   Harry Styles will date anyone to get away from the Kardashians   (ibtimes.com) divider line 26
    More: Obvious, Kendall Jenner, Sky Ferreira, Valentine's Day, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Pat Benatar, new woman, dating, Daily Star  
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2014-02-17 03:53:12 PM  
At first I thought the topic was going to be about the hair styles of the Kardashians.  I clicked and spotted Styles' coiffure and said any argument he puts up can't be argued with because his hair is a bird nest.
 
2014-02-17 04:42:12 PM  
I read that as Harry Knowles.

/shudder
 
2014-02-17 04:44:29 PM  
Sadly
As much as I can't stand anything Kardashian, I would choose the Jenner chick over Sky and her heroin issues.
I though she was banging that other junkie from DIIV.
 
2014-02-17 05:02:45 PM  
img.fark.net

Kendall did this, so she has that going for her.
Click the pic for the NSFW version.
 
2014-02-17 05:10:10 PM  
imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-02-17 05:12:39 PM  
I am very thankful that I have no clue who that is.
 
2014-02-17 05:16:42 PM  
If I ever become famous I'm changing my name to Harry Bawls.
 
2014-02-17 05:23:24 PM  

AbiNormal: I am very thankful that I have no clue who that is.


Wasn't he Michael J Fox's best buddy in the original  Teen Wolf? Nice to see the original getting some traction over the remake tv series...
 
2014-02-17 05:29:25 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: AbiNormal: I am very thankful that I have no clue who that is.

Wasn't he Michael J Fox's best buddy in the original  Teen Wolf? Nice to see the original getting some traction over the remake tv series...


No, that was Ryan Styles.
 
2014-02-17 05:41:20 PM  
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Apparently, it drove him to dating Taylor Momsen clones....weird.
 
2014-02-17 05:42:02 PM  
Not that I want to "date" either Kendall Jenner or this Sky Ferreira chick, but really...i'd choose this:   www.hawtcelebs.comover this:
www.hawtcelebs.comany day of the week!
 
2014-02-17 05:52:10 PM  

AbiNormal: If I ever become famous I'm changing my name to Harry Bawls.


Harry William Baals (November 16, 1886 - May 9, 1954) was the Republican Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana, from 1934-1947 and from 1951 until his death in 1954.
 
2014-02-17 06:13:17 PM  
Harry Who ?
 
2014-02-17 06:24:27 PM  

triptheory: Crotchrocket Slim: AbiNormal: I am very thankful that I have no clue who that is.

Wasn't he Michael J Fox's best buddy in the original  Teen Wolf? Nice to see the original getting some traction over the remake tv series...

No, that was Ryan Styles.


No, he was in that teen movie with Heath Ledger. I think you're thinking of that Korean music video dude.
 
2014-02-17 07:17:11 PM  

jaytkay: AbiNormal: If I ever become famous I'm changing my name to Harry Bawls.

Harry William Baals (November 16, 1886 - May 9, 1954) was the Republican Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana, from 1934-1947 and from 1951 until his death in 1954.



Came here to post this.

/grew up in Fort Wayne
//the man has a street named after him
///slashies
 
2014-02-17 07:17:22 PM  

HideAndGoFarkYourself: Not that I want to "date" either Kendall Jenner or this Sky Ferreira chick, but really...i'd choose this:   over this:
any day of the week!


Eh, the crazy ones always fark really really good.
 
2014-02-17 08:19:42 PM  

FlyinS: HideAndGoFarkYourself: Not that I want to "date" either Kendall Jenner or this Sky Ferreira chick, but really...i'd choose this:   over this:
any day of the week!

Eh, the crazy ones always fark really really good.


Also, the girls who do heroin usually fall asleep after they shoot up, so after you're done with her, you can share her with your friends.
 
2014-02-17 08:43:21 PM  

HideAndGoFarkYourself: Not that I want to "date" either Kendall Jenner or this Sky Ferreira chick, but really...i'd choose this:   [www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1275]over this:
[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1202]any day of the week!


"No matter how hot a woman is, there's at least one dude in the world sick of her BS"

I think you'd have to be a little gay to kick either out of bed, assuming we can ignore any annoying family issues (granted for someone dating a Kenner/Kardashian that's a huge assumption).
 
2014-02-17 09:01:22 PM  
Suddenly I feel old as I have no idea who any of these people are, and yet I assume they're all international celebrity idiots?
 
2014-02-17 09:01:46 PM  
Mom
Dad
I'd like you to meet Sky...
cdn.idolator.com
Sky, this is my mum and dad, I'm sure we're all going to get along great!

/as soon as we find that tarantula
 
2014-02-17 09:26:10 PM  

loonatic112358: Suddenly I feel old as I have no idea who any of these people are, and yet I assume they're all international celebrity idiots?


Don't worry, it's more an issue of good taste if you don't know/care who these people are.
 
2014-02-17 09:34:38 PM  

wyldkard: Apparently, it drove him to dating Taylor Momsen clones....weird.


She looks like a sad albino raccoon in a wig.
 
2014-02-18 02:19:46 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 500x1413]

Kendall did this, so she has that going for her.
Click the pic for the NSFW version.


Is heroin chic back or is that the new statue at the Marie Tussaud's Wax Museum.
 
2014-02-18 03:34:37 PM  
I would date my own mother to avoid dating a Kardashian! (And my mother is 78 years old and
has Alzheimer's!)
 
2014-02-18 04:17:53 PM  

Li'l Robbie: I would date my own mother to avoid dating a Kardashian! (And my mother is 78 years old and
has Alzheimer's!)


Stand in line
 
2014-02-18 06:36:26 PM  

Li'l Robbie: I would date my own mother to avoid dating a Kardashian! (And my mother is 78 years old and
has Alzheimer's!)


upndn: Li'l Robbie: I would date my own mother to avoid dating a Kardashian! (And my mother is 78 years old and
has Alzheimer's!)

Stand in line


ww1.hdnux.com
 
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