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(News 1130)   U.S. and Canadian Leaders departing for "Three Amigos" summit in Mexico. Topics to include Free Trade, Cartel violence and what it means to have a plethora of pinatas   (news1130.com ) divider line
    More: Silly, Canadians, Mexico, President of Mexico, prime ministers, Enrique Pena Nieto, violence, companies of Canada  
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359 clicks; posted to Politics » on 17 Feb 2014 at 3:08 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-17 01:12:26 PM  
"I like the one who is not so smart."
"Which one is that?"
 
2014-02-17 01:18:45 PM  
*cough!*
media.cinemasquid.com
 
2014-02-17 01:32:58 PM  
In a way, all nations have an El Guapo to face. For some, unemployment might be their El Guapo. For others, a failing education system might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Learned Hand Job, the people of North America can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!
 
2014-02-17 01:38:26 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: *cough!*
[media.cinemasquid.com image 824x464]


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-17 01:42:34 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
Buenos días, amigos! That's Mexican for howdy or something.
Going down there for a bow-wow with my good buddy Barry & some president of "Meh-kee-koo".
That's how they pronounce it. I hope to score one on those big hats - and avoid the explosive diarrhea from the drinking water.
Anyhoo - I'm glad to get out of this frozen snowy sh*t-hole and into a dusty hot sh*t-hole for a bit.
Smell ya later, losers!
 
2014-02-17 01:44:49 PM  

Learned Hand Job: In a way, all nations have an El Guapo to face. For some, unemployment might be their El Guapo. For others, a failing education system might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Learned Hand Job, the people of North America can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!


Well done, and might I also add that your FARK handle is inspired brilliance.
 
2014-02-17 01:58:20 PM  
5.media.bustedtees.cvcdn.com
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-17 03:11:25 PM  
blog.francesmay.com

What can you says about such men?
 
2014-02-17 03:12:08 PM  
Hopefully Harper will get a new sweater.
 
2014-02-17 03:14:41 PM  
Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
 
2014-02-17 03:17:10 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!


What do you mean?
 
2014-02-17 03:17:43 PM  
20 Ameros. North American Union. New World Order.

despertandoargentina.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-17 03:19:34 PM  
Will they be traveling via male plane?
 
2014-02-17 03:19:55 PM  
Will My Little buttercup be the theme song of the summit?
 
2014-02-17 03:22:14 PM  
How many shots before they sing "My Little Buttercup?"
 
2014-02-17 03:22:49 PM  

grimlock1972: Will My Little buttercup be the theme song of the summit?


*shakes fist*
 
2014-02-17 03:23:56 PM  

Kevin72: 20 Ameros. North American Union. New World Order.

[despertandoargentina.files.wordpress.com image 640x332]


You forgot to show what the paper currency will look like:
bointboint.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-17 03:25:13 PM  
We are the three aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamigos, and amigos forever we'll be.
 
2014-02-17 03:27:12 PM  
Obama:  Kinut, hoooooola widdle! Tas, habble... sohn.
 
2014-02-17 03:28:09 PM  

Cosmic_Music: We are the three aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamigos, and amigos forever we'll be.


Dammit, came here to sing "Three, ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
...
...
...
"MEE-goes!"

// tell us we will die like dogs
 
2014-02-17 03:30:04 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Cosmic_Music: We are the three aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamigos, and amigos forever we'll be.

Dammit, came here to sing "Three, ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
...
...
...
"MEE-goes!"

// tell us we will die like dogs


How about no you dirt eating slime?
 
2014-02-17 03:32:43 PM  
blogs.houstonpress.com
(Pictured, left to right)  Canada, USA, Mexico.
 
2014-02-17 03:36:38 PM  

ferretman: [5.media.bustedtees.cvcdn.com image 800x523]
[i.imgur.com image 850x566]


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-17 03:37:02 PM  

ferretman: [5.media.bustedtees.cvcdn.com image 800x523]
[i.imgur.com image 850x566]


Backwards cap? Beard? America sure looks like a douchebag.
 
2014-02-17 03:38:49 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: [blogs.houstonpress.com image 560x200]
(Pictured, left to right)  Canada, USA, Mexico.


Wellllll... Martin Short's an actual Canadian. So there's that.
 
2014-02-17 03:44:14 PM  

Flappyhead: Hopefully Harper will get a new sweater.


Sew, old woman...sew like the wind!
 
2014-02-17 03:45:38 PM  

kidgenius: Kevin72: 20 Ameros. North American Union. New World Order.

[despertandoargentina.files.wordpress.com image 640x332]

You forgot to show what the paper currency will look like:
[bointboint.files.wordpress.com image 500x253]


That's it! That picture has led me to one of George Walker Bush's past lives. William Walker of course. The trajectory from screwing around in Latin America's leadership to screwing up Iraq makes perfect sense. I can look at the portrait of William Walker and see Dubya's eyes looking back.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-17 03:47:00 PM  
So is this Amero thing happening or not? NWO needs to get its shiat together. I'm almost starting to think that they don't even exist!
 
2014-02-17 03:51:15 PM  
Christ that movie is 27 years old.  How the hell does anyone remember it in the detail expressed in this thread?
 
2014-02-17 03:51:24 PM  
Jefe, what is a "plethora"?
 
2014-02-17 03:52:26 PM  

gfid: Christ that movie is 27 years old.  How the hell does anyone remember it in the detail expressed in this thread?


I have heard there is a place where you can access trivia and quotes about movies
 
2014-02-17 03:54:59 PM  
We don't have no beer, senor.  Only Tequila.
What's Tequila?
Uhhh, it's like beer.
 
2014-02-17 03:55:17 PM  

gfid: Christ that movie is 27 years old.  How the hell does anyone remember it in the detail expressed in this thread?


Well, it's not only famous, it's in-famous.
 
2014-02-17 03:59:12 PM  
If you look at the United Way magazine for 2013 in my area you will find me listed as Jason "El Guapo" Davis.  This thread is relevant to my interests
 
2014-02-17 03:59:22 PM  

gfid: Christ that movie is 27 years old.  How the hell does anyone remember it in the detail expressed in this thread?


Let me guess you are also amazed that people have near memorized Evil Dead/Army of Darkness and Holy Grail.
 
2014-02-17 04:00:45 PM  
Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?
 
2014-02-17 04:02:31 PM  

gfid: Christ that movie is 27 years old.  How the hell does anyone remember it in the detail expressed in this thread?


Nothing is obscure on fark...
 
2014-02-17 04:03:36 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: gfid: Christ that movie is 27 years old.  How the hell does anyone remember it in the detail expressed in this thread?

Well, it's not only famous, it's in-famous.


It's more than famous?

ko_kyi: Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?


The lips would be nice
 
2014-02-17 04:03:49 PM  

Saiga410: gfid: Christ that movie is 27 years old.  How the hell does anyone remember it in the detail expressed in this thread?

Let me guess you are also amazed that people have near memorized Evil Dead/Army of Darkness and Holy Grail.


Princess bride.

/i need to watch it again
//used to have whole script memorized for every major character...
 
2014-02-17 04:05:49 PM  

ko_kyi: Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?


Lips would be fine.
 
2014-02-17 04:06:59 PM  
Do you have anything besides Mexican food?
 
2014-02-17 04:10:27 PM  
You know what I'm sayin', eh, main?
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-17 04:10:36 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: gfid: Christ that movie is 27 years old.  How the hell does anyone remember it in the detail expressed in this thread?

Well, it's not only famous, it's in-famous.


You, sir, are the threadwinnah
 
2014-02-17 04:12:05 PM  

gfid: Christ that movie is 27 years old.  How the hell does anyone remember it in the detail expressed in this thread?


Don't make me start quoting any Mel Brooks movie ever!
 
2014-02-17 04:13:16 PM  

Rixel: gfid: Christ that movie is 27 years old.  How the hell does anyone remember it in the detail expressed in this thread?

Don't make me start quoting any Mel Brooks movie ever!


Just fox him...
 
2014-02-17 04:21:43 PM  

Rixel: Don't make me start quoting any Mel Brooks movie ever! Ever don't me any Mel movie start make Brooks quoting!!!



FIFY
 
2014-02-17 04:22:52 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: Bith Set Me Up: Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!

What do you mean?


I don't know!
 
2014-02-17 04:23:19 PM  

Kevin72: 20 Ameros. North American Union. New World Order.

[despertandoargentina.files.wordpress.com image 640x332]


www.fourwinds10.net

/It's still in a bill form, silly!
 
2014-02-17 05:02:36 PM  
AngryDragon beat me to it. Bastard.

WHOOOO! WHOOOOO! LOOKuphere LOOKuphere!
 
2014-02-17 05:38:40 PM  

Mantour: Kevin72: 20 Ameros. North American Union. New World Order.

[despertandoargentina.files.wordpress.com image 640x332]

[www.fourwinds10.net image 850x795]

/It's still in a bill form, silly!


You've got me beat. Did you cheat and use Bing?
 
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