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(Cracked)   In case you needed another reason to not try heroin, here are five more   ( ) divider line 8
    More: Scary, Requiem for a Dream, Chantix, orange juice, Jared Leto  
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10299 clicks; posted to Geek » on 17 Feb 2014 at 2:22 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-17 04:06:13 PM  
2 votes:

groppet: I'm sold sign me up for heroin! Where do I get my needle and spoon from?

You DO realize this will lead you down a dark road to writing Cracked articles and other forms of absolute failure, don't you?
2014-02-17 02:01:30 PM  
2 votes:
will post to Geek

Yeah, because you know all the geeks are on the verge of trying heroin and need that one last reminder not to do it.
2014-02-17 04:11:59 PM  
1 vote:

dennysgod: gfid: hammettman: I'll stick to alcohol, weed, cocaine (if I know the source) and assorted hallucinogenics.

A likely source for cocaine:

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Yeah, same goes for weed, I only get mine from a few acquaintances that actually grow it themselves, best I can do to make sure it's not cut with some shait, plus I'm all for supporting the local economy and not some drug cartel that slaughters people indiscriminately.  Good luck trying to buy coke with a clear conscience.

What do they cut weed with? Oregano? Grass clippings?

If your weed can be cut with either of those without you noticing, you need to find better weed.
2014-02-17 03:10:23 PM  
1 vote:
Never tried H, and doubt I ever will. But I did have a substantial IV dose of Demerol a couple of times... and I can easily understand how that sort of thing could become a serious habit.

I went from "Fark! I feel so farking awful make it stop noooooooooooowwww!" all the way to "I just love everybody in this room so much...even the biatchy ER nurse!"  in less than 3 minutes.
2014-02-17 03:03:06 PM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised they left out the constipation part that opiates cause and the "fun" that occurs with your bowels when you go through withdrawal.

However, even without that there is a whole lot of NOPE associated with heroin.
2014-02-17 03:01:28 PM  
1 vote:
Here's my reason: as a 17 yr-old, I watched the hottest chick I'd ever seen shoot up at a party.  She was a model, just beautiful.  I could not believe how much she just totally lost control of her body.  At one point, I thought that she'd died (but it was apparently a "normal" trip for her).  I'd call it one tiny level above a coma.  No thanks.  I'll stick to alcohol, weed, cocaine (if I know the source) and assorted hallucinogenics.
2014-02-17 02:54:26 PM  
1 vote:

Mister Buttons: Yay!  First green light :)


Celebrate with a blunt or a beer, not heroin
2014-02-17 02:27:14 PM  
1 vote:
Yay!  First green light :)

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