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(Talking Points Memo)   NY GOP strategist, who apparently has balls that can be seen from space, asks a federal judge to delay his corruption trial on the grounds that prosecuting him right now could hurt his party's chances in 2014   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 12
    More: Unlikely, NY GOP, Queens Republican Party, federal judges, New York, corruption trial, strategists, Democratic Party, corruption  
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2014-02-17 01:06:35 PM  
4 votes:

DrD'isInfotainment: What is it about GOPers and  losing their chins? It must be some kind of diet thing.


I always thought it was the result of the corporate testicles repeatedly and rhythmically slapping the chin, wearing down the bone.
2014-02-17 01:39:42 PM  
1 votes:

WriteInCandidate: whosits_112: Fart_Machine: Another contender for most punchable face?

The Republicans seem to field a team in the Punchable Face Brigade:
[www.gop.com image 228x316]
[www.ontheissues.org image 249x320]
[www.riograndefoundation.org image 224x248]
[media3.s-nbcnews.com image 308x440]

Feel free to add more to the list...

Don't forget Ted Cruz.



media.salon.com
Just don't punch your monitor too hard...
2014-02-17 01:36:47 PM  
1 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: FTFA: "Subjecting the Republican Party, its officials and internal political strategies to intense scrutiny, while sparing the Democratic Party, would unfairly undermine Republican Party candidates in the general election."

Sparing the Democratic Party?  Sparing them from what?  Why the fark should the Democrats have to do anything because this farknut took a bribe?  Jesus....


Nothing that would give an Independent a reason to believe that both sides are not exactly equally as bad can be allowed to occur. Apparently BSAB has, while I wasn't looking, graduated from "meme the Internet uses to mock the GOP" to "something GOP official state in all apparent seriousness." And that's terrifying.

Dear GOP: stop_breaking_the_law_asshole.jpg
2014-02-17 01:34:41 PM  
1 votes:

theknuckler_33: So, not only a repeat, but basically a same-themed headline as the original green-lit thread?

Awesome.


Thank you for making me look less stupid.
2014-02-17 01:21:50 PM  
1 votes:

DrD'isInfotainment: What is it about GOPers and  losing their chins? It must be some kind of diet thing.


Adequate production of testosterone is often correlated with an increase in jaw mass during puberty. Some theorize that if you don't get enough of it, you end up without a chin. This explains both Republicans and Russian figure skaters.

(the above statement is probably total BS)
2014-02-17 01:19:27 PM  
1 votes:

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: FTA:  "Subjecting the Republican Party, its officials and internal political strategies to intense scrutiny, while sparing the Democratic Party, would unfairly undermine Republican Party candidates in the general election."

So now we have to BSAB our system of justice, too? F*ck this guy.


I guess we need to create JudiciaFact.  Gotta make sure that both sides get prosecuted equally for fear of a liberal bias.
2014-02-17 01:17:16 PM  
1 votes:
FTA:  "Subjecting the Republican Party, its officials and internal political strategies to intense scrutiny, while sparing the Democratic Party, would unfairly undermine Republican Party candidates in the general election."

So now we have to BSAB our system of justice, too? F*ck this guy.
2014-02-17 01:15:11 PM  
1 votes:

DrD'isInfotainment: What is it about GOPers and  losing their chins? It must be some kind of diet thing.


Chin development is linked to arugula consumption.
2014-02-17 01:04:27 PM  
1 votes:
What is it about GOPers and  losing their chins? It must be some kind of diet thing.
2014-02-17 01:04:12 PM  
1 votes:
"...former vice chair of the Queens Republican Party who is accused of allegedly accepting a $25,000 bribe to allow a Democratic state senator to run for mayor as a Republican..."

i.chzbgr.com
2014-02-17 01:01:45 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, what an absolutely accurate headline. This is along the lines of the guy who murdered his parents throwing himself on the mercy of the court because he's now an orphan. "Revealing the essential corruption and cupidity of the Republican Party could have an adverse effect on the coming election."

Jeesh.
2014-02-17 01:00:13 PM  
1 votes:
Guys, guys, calm down. He's just trying to say that both sides are bad.
 
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