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(Guardian)   "As one who has been ageing happily since the day I was born, ageing is not a bad thing. In fact, every single woman I know looks better in her 30s and 40s than she did in her 20s and is a lot happier than she was in her 20s"   (theguardian.com) divider line 30
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2014-02-17 10:41:20 AM
14 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: I know I'm hotter in my 40s than in my 20s.


That's the menopause
2014-02-17 01:25:52 PM
3 votes:

baconbeard: Lapdance: I can't imagine a place with 40yr old Strippers. (Shivers, Shakes)

The last time I was in a strip club was about 15 years ago, in my local hometown dive. Things were going pretty well until the last "entertainer" of the evening. She was a slightly overweight woman in her mid to late 40's. There are some things that can't be unseen. On the drive home, my buddies and I sat in stunned silence, and have never spoken about that evening since.

I have not stepped foot inside a strip club since that horrible, fateful evening, so many years ago.



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Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers.
2014-02-17 12:54:25 PM
3 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Take a look at this 50-year-old hag:

[cinema-series-tv.fr image 425x568]


static.fjcdn.com
2014-02-17 01:13:54 PM
2 votes:

mjbok: Oh_Enough_Already: True, but even if women are hotter at 30 than they are at 50 they're likely to be less batshiat farking insane, so pick your poison, gents.

I would suggest the opposite is true, partially due to faltering looks.  The crazy gene can be activated at any age, but the triggers tend to be more prevalent the older someone is.


They get... they get even crazier?

Dear God.
2014-02-17 11:29:37 AM
2 votes:
Such disappoint in this thread. I'll try to fix, so we can have examples of what we're discussing.

20s

3.bp.blogspot.com

30s

dailyman40.com

40s

skinnythighs.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-17 11:20:46 AM
2 votes:
Some of them look alright until they're coming after you with that per-arthritic claw. It's like getting "the old low five" from a velociraptor.
2014-02-17 11:11:50 AM
2 votes:

otto the bull: Wrinkly or smooth who cares as long as they are not sharp.


What an unsharp elbow looks like:

1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-17 10:46:39 AM
2 votes:
Women in their 20's are like fast food. I try it about once a year to remind myself why I avoid it.
2014-02-17 10:33:23 AM
2 votes:
The one good thing that can be said about aging is that it beats the alternative
2014-02-17 07:31:26 PM
1 votes:

Derwood: My wife is way hotter at 37 than she was at 19 (when I met her)


Wife-like typing detected.

/Come on! Somebody had to.
2014-02-17 04:08:34 PM
1 votes:

Kahabut: baconbeard: Monophtalmos: Women in their 30ies definitely are on average the better farks and able to engage you in a meaningful conversation compared to 20 something old child-girls.

Meh. If I want a "meaningful conversation" I'll hang out with my buddies. Give me the hot, insatiable, 20-something sex kittens!

I have a suspicion that you and your buddies haven't managed to have anything close to a meaningful conversation.  Ever.
It's also rather sad you don't have any female friends with which you can converse, don't worry though, when you grow up, you'll find some.


The hell you say. Why just the other night we conclusively resolved whether or not an Enterprise-class Starship (circa 2285) could defeat an Imperial Star Destroyer.
2014-02-17 12:26:56 PM
1 votes:

baconbeard: blatz514: FunkOut: See, that's the excellent thing about always having been ugly. I may look like the Cryptkeeper or Nancy Reagan now at 36 but I experience no depression about having gotten old and gross because I have always had that cackling hunchbacked crone attitude in life. Bopping around thinking "I want to be a pretty pretty princess! Where is my Prince Charming?" is so much less fun than striding about shrieking "I will get you my pretty, and your little dog too! Mwa hah hah hah!"

What I'm saying is that stringing some voodoo charms on your mountain bike is a surefire way for people to leave it alone when you're in the grocery store.

*Clicks profile*

Huh, if you consider yourself ugly, I must be an Adonis.

You must be young. When a woman goes on about how "ugly" she is, she's actually fishing for a compliment (i.e. "attention whoring").

So when a woman tells you that she's "ugly", the correct response is "Don't let that get you down, I'm sure you've got a great personality"


No, dude. I was made fun of so much from age 9 to 18 in school for being ugly it's permanently stuck. I don't really give a damn if someone compliments me. I assume they have a warped sense of perception. Being attractive is a puny goal that wastes time that could be used in pursuit of doing interesting things and having a laugh. I just got a chuckle out of all the guys going "Aw man, chicks are like so busted after they hit 25, they're all just grandmas after that with baggy crepe paper titties flying in the wind, like the saddest windsocks ever."

Besides, I have a man with terrible eyesight to provide me with sex. When you have a man who thinks your greasy hair is shiny hair, you know you've got a keeper.
2014-02-17 12:18:33 PM
1 votes:

baconbeard: blatz514: FunkOut: See, that's the excellent thing about always having been ugly. I may look like the Cryptkeeper or Nancy Reagan now at 36 but I experience no depression about having gotten old and gross because I have always had that cackling hunchbacked crone attitude in life. Bopping around thinking "I want to be a pretty pretty princess! Where is my Prince Charming?" is so much less fun than striding about shrieking "I will get you my pretty, and your little dog too! Mwa hah hah hah!"

What I'm saying is that stringing some voodoo charms on your mountain bike is a surefire way for people to leave it alone when you're in the grocery store.

*Clicks profile*

Huh, if you consider yourself ugly, I must be an Adonis.

You must be young. When a woman goes on about how "ugly" she is, she's actually fishing for a compliment (i.e. "attention whoring").

So when a woman tells you that she's "ugly", the correct response is "Don't let that get you down, I'm sure you've got a great personality"


I can still be an Adonis though, right?
2014-02-17 12:12:28 PM
1 votes:

blatz514: FunkOut: See, that's the excellent thing about always having been ugly. I may look like the Cryptkeeper or Nancy Reagan now at 36 but I experience no depression about having gotten old and gross because I have always had that cackling hunchbacked crone attitude in life. Bopping around thinking "I want to be a pretty pretty princess! Where is my Prince Charming?" is so much less fun than striding about shrieking "I will get you my pretty, and your little dog too! Mwa hah hah hah!"

What I'm saying is that stringing some voodoo charms on your mountain bike is a surefire way for people to leave it alone when you're in the grocery store.

*Clicks profile*

Huh, if you consider yourself ugly, I must be an Adonis.


You must be young. When a woman goes on about how "ugly" she is, she's actually fishing for a compliment (i.e. "attention whoring").

So when a woman tells you that she's "ugly", the correct response is "Don't let that get you down, I'm sure you've got a great personality"
2014-02-17 11:58:34 AM
1 votes:
See, that's the excellent thing about always having been ugly. I may look like the Cryptkeeper or Nancy Reagan now at 36 but I experience no depression about having gotten old and gross because I have always had that cackling hunchbacked crone attitude in life. Bopping around thinking "I want to be a pretty pretty princess! Where is my Prince Charming?" is so much less fun than striding about shrieking "I will get you my pretty, and your little dog too! Mwa hah hah hah!"

What I'm saying is that stringing some voodoo charms on your mountain bike is a surefire way for people to leave it alone when you're in the grocery store.
2014-02-17 11:46:54 AM
1 votes:

Lapdance: I can't imagine a place with 40yr old Strippers. (Shivers, Shakes)


The last time I was in a strip club was about 15 years ago, in my local hometown dive. Things were going pretty well until the last "entertainer" of the evening. She was a slightly overweight woman in her mid to late 40's. There are some things that can't be unseen. On the drive home, my buddies and I sat in stunned silence, and have never spoken about that evening since.

I have not stepped foot inside a strip club since that horrible, fateful evening, so many years ago.
2014-02-17 11:35:53 AM
1 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: Such disappoint in this thread. I'll try to fix, so we can have examples of what we're discussing.

20s

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x566]

30s

[dailyman40.com image 660x330]

40s

[skinnythighs.files.wordpress.com image 700x862]


I'll have the sampler, please.
2014-02-17 11:27:07 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, women over 40 are all wretched crones.

i1058.photobucket.com

/ Really, I'm the first?
2014-02-17 11:23:14 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-17 11:01:41 AM
1 votes:

CeroX: A 40's elbow:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 240x320]

a 20's elbow:
[www.tenniselbowtips.com image 300x300]

I'll take the lower, thanks...


I'm 63 and my farking elbow doesn't look like the first one.  Of course, I can't see very well anymore.  Actually, my elbow looks like the second one.
2014-02-17 11:00:53 AM
1 votes:
I wouldn't do her, her elbow is too wrinkly.

Comedy gold.
2014-02-17 10:52:43 AM
1 votes:
These are the same people who say things like "40 is the new 20".
2014-02-17 10:46:08 AM
1 votes:
I can't imagine a place with 40yr old Strippers. (Shivers, Shakes)
2014-02-17 10:43:52 AM
1 votes:

CeroX: A 40's elbow:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 240x320]

a 20's elbow:
[www.tenniselbowtips.com image 300x300]

I'll take the lower, thanks...


I honestly can't say that I've ever spent a significant amount of time considering a woman's elbow. Are you sure you're not just looking for excuses for your asexuality?
2014-02-17 10:32:50 AM
1 votes:

SordidEuphemism: I love the way she writes. I couldn't care less about her complexion.


Well, drat.
2014-02-17 10:30:13 AM
1 votes:
Aging.
It's spelled AGING.

/Not AGEING.

And fat is as fat does.
2014-02-17 10:28:26 AM
1 votes:
I will file this under 'lies women tell themselves'.
2014-02-17 10:27:36 AM
1 votes:
She just thinks she's happier.

/Tell a lie enough times and soon you'll believe it.
2014-02-17 10:13:25 AM
1 votes:
Keyword: Single

If she's still single a 40, she probably didn't care what she looked like at 20 either.
2014-02-17 10:10:30 AM
1 votes:
The women in their 40's who look better than they did in their 20's are the ones who stopped tanning.
 
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