Gulper Eel: The women in their 40's who look better than they did in their 20's are the ones who stopped tanning.
jaylectricity: Keyword: SingleIf she's still single a 40, she probably didn't care what she looked like at 20 either.
SordidEuphemism: I love the way she writes. I couldn't care less about her complexion.
Kiwimann: Gulper Eel: The women in their 40's who look better than they did in their 20's are the ones who stopped tanning.This.Get out of the sun (and/or tanning booth).Quit smoking while you're at it.
indarwinsshadow: Dear Submittard;Unless you're going to go out and walk in front of traffic later today, you too will one day join the ranks of the "Hey. Look. They're old".Get used to it, you moron.
theorellior: Awwww, it's times like these that I miss our Heisenberg punctuation nutter./pours out some Colt 45 for his homie.
The Googles Do Nothing: I know I'm hotter in my 40s than in my 20s.
Fark_Guy_Rob: indarwinsshadow: Dear Submittard;Unless you're going to go out and walk in front of traffic later today, you too will one day join the ranks of the "Hey. Look. They're old".Get used to it, you moron.Yes - subby will age. That doesn't mean subby will go around claiming all people of a certain age are more attractive than they were 20 years earlier.
CeroX: A 40's elbow:[3.bp.blogspot.com image 240x320]a 20's elbow:[www.tenniselbowtips.com image 300x300]I'll take the lower, thanks...
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: She just thinks she's happier./Tell a lie enough times and soon you'll believe it.
FLMountainMan: I think many people are happier in their thirties and forties than in their twenties. In your twenties you tend to focus on all that social climbing bullshiat. Accumulation of stuff. Never going to make you happy - someone is always going to have more money, more facebook friends, be in better shape, have a hotter partner, have a plate of food that looks better on instagram, etc...The people who never outgrow that stuff, the people who keep running the race, I imagine they don't get much happier as they age. Just more frustrated.
Theaetetus: CeroX: A 40's elbow:[3.bp.blogspot.com image 240x320]a 20's elbow:[www.tenniselbowtips.com image 300x300]I'll take the lower, thanks...I honestly can't say that I've ever spent a significant amount of time considering a woman's elbow. Are you sure you're not just looking for excuses for your asexuality?
proteus_b: It would be great to see evidence of a single case of this ever happening---a woman looking better in her 30s than in her 20s. Of 25 billion women who have ever lived, it has probably never happened.
FLMountainMan: I admit on average, twenty year old women are hotter than thirty year old women. However, many women finally start to clean up in their thirties - lose weight, stop binge drinking, smoking etc. An evolutionary psychologist would probably argue that some of this coincides with the usual significant income increase that comes for most men/husbands in their thirties and forties. The competitive pressure increases.
CeroX: This is true... as i approach 40, i have several old highschool people on my fb, and there's a couple of females that seem to be exactly like this...
proteus_b: The exact topic under consideration by the article, their skin...
CeroX: A 40's elbow:a 20's elbow:I'll take the lower, thanks...
Salmon: Certainly hornier.And it's nice to have a conversation with a woman that doesn't feel like I'm losing brain cells while doing so.
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