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(Metro)   Drunk, stupid and with a huge tattoo of a dick permanently tattooed on your back thanks to your asshole friends is no way to go through life, son   (metro.co.uk) divider line 63
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2014-02-17 01:13:55 PM
what a rip! i wanted to see the giant dong on dude's back!
 
2014-02-17 01:15:04 PM

xtech: what a rip! i wanted to see the giant dong on dude's back!


I imagine if you do an image search you would find loads of examples of that sort of thing.
 
2014-02-17 01:15:42 PM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-17 01:16:05 PM
Just get a huge vagina done on his chest, it'll balance it out.

/yin and yang
 
2014-02-17 01:16:22 PM

Jument: xtech: what a rip! i wanted to see the giant dong on dude's back!

I imagine if you do an image search you would find loads of examples of that sort of thing.


"Are we not saying "Phrasing" anymore?"
 
2014-02-17 01:20:08 PM
You mean getting a tattoo while you're all drunk from a guy who works out of his backyard isn't a good idea?
 
2014-02-17 01:20:27 PM

abhorrent1: [i184.photobucket.com image 598x361]


She looks like Chelsea Clinton.
 
2014-02-17 01:21:27 PM

xtech: what a rip! i wanted to see the giant dong on dude's back!


www.whatsonxiamen.com

That's some mighty fine artwork, there
 
2014-02-17 01:21:48 PM
Dick on a tard by a couple of tard dicks
 
2014-02-17 01:22:55 PM

bearded clamorer: xtech: what a rip! i wanted to see the giant dong on dude's back!

[www.whatsonxiamen.com image 441x224]

That's some mighty fine artwork, there


lol someone delivers! wow... they blotted out the head? really?

/you cant find silly like that on GiS... or can you...
 
2014-02-17 01:23:16 PM
Well the fellow in jail for a year may get a new vagina, not tattooed.
 
2014-02-17 01:23:50 PM
With friends like that, who needs enemas?

/ the difference on one letter.
 
2014-02-17 01:24:09 PM
Could be worse.....

NSFW
 
2014-02-17 01:24:51 PM
I have a penis on my back could be a good pick up line.
 
2014-02-17 01:26:09 PM
You're not the boss of me, subby!
 
2014-02-17 01:27:51 PM

snowybunting: Could be worse.....

NSFW


What the fark.....
 
2014-02-17 01:30:58 PM

bearded clamorer: xtech: what a rip! i wanted to see the giant dong on dude's back!

[www.whatsonxiamen.com image 441x224]

That's some mighty fine artwork, there


Easy coverup for what looks worse then a prison tat.
 
2014-02-17 01:31:08 PM
DRTA. Fraternity?
 
2014-02-17 01:32:20 PM
You acted miserably towards a vulnerable young man with a significant disability

being australian is considered a significant disability?
 
2014-02-17 01:33:23 PM
He needed two things, a better friend and a mirror.
 
2014-02-17 01:33:29 PM
.......but it is a great way to go through Fark.
 
2014-02-17 01:38:45 PM

uncleacid: I have a penis on my back could be a good pick up line.


Like this:
"How big do you think the penis on my back is?"
"I dunno."
"Big enough to break the ice."
 
2014-02-17 01:42:22 PM
All things considered, it probably better than the yin/yang/dragon design he actually chose.
 
2014-02-17 01:42:35 PM
Also: perfect way to keep the wife off his back.
 
2014-02-17 01:44:28 PM

xtech: /you cant find silly like that on GiS... or can you...


That led me to doing a GIS on "Silly shiat".

A few pics from that list...

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-02-17 01:45:11 PM
forums.watchuseek.com

"Your mother Trebek"
 
2014-02-17 01:46:01 PM
"huge tattoo of a dick permanently tattooed..."

In fairness subby, there just aren't that many ways to get a tattoo to stick. I've tried soaking them on, slapping them on, rubbing them on, had a little luck with burning them on but the colors were off.. Really the only way I've had that much luck with is tattooing tattoos on.
 
2014-02-17 01:46:44 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-17 01:50:04 PM

snowybunting: Could be worse.....

NSFW


Lol I've been on the Internet many many years and have seen lots of things nobody should ever see. That tattoo *still* wins the gayest tattoo I've ever seen award. 

/still makes me laugh, too
 
2014-02-17 01:51:13 PM
I don't understand why anyone would get a tattoo on their back. Time, money, and pain for something you can't see without assistance.

/I know Fark tends to be anti-tattoo, so I'm sure a lot of you will comment about why anyone would get any tattoo.
 
2014-02-17 01:53:52 PM

ElLoco: snowybunting: Could be worse.....

NSFW

What the fark.....


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-17 01:55:33 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-17 01:55:57 PM
snowybunting: Could be worse.....

NSFW


Oh.........dear.
 
2014-02-17 01:58:40 PM
fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-02-17 01:59:50 PM

snowybunting: Could be worse.....

NSFW


I REALLY hope that guy is gay.  Because if he's not, that would really suck.
 
2014-02-17 02:04:53 PM

Uncle Pooky: I don't understand why anyone would get a tattoo on their back. Time, money, and pain for something you can't see without assistance.

/I know Fark tends to be anti-tattoo, so I'm sure a lot of you will comment about why anyone would get any tattoo.


I have a tatoo of Michigan J Frog on my back.
It looks a lot like this:


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-17 02:07:08 PM
It's still a whole helluva lot better than being sober and stupid enough to tattoo a giant dick on another person without their consent.
 
2014-02-17 02:10:34 PM

snowybunting: Could be worse.....

NSFW


wat.
 
2014-02-17 02:11:45 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-17 02:18:13 PM

Uncle Pooky: I don't understand why anyone would get a tattoo on their back. Time, money, and pain for something you can't see without assistance.

/I know Fark tends to be anti-tattoo, so I'm sure a lot of you will comment about why anyone would get any tattoo.


Because only loser retards get tattoos, like this guy with his penis tramp stamp.
 
2014-02-17 02:20:20 PM
What's wrong with the male penis?  Is this some kind of campaign to shame men into hating their own bodies?  Some cultures even WORSHIP the image of a penis, IN PUBLIC.

It's telling that we assume a tattoo of a penis is bad, but tits are OK.  Just one more example of how far backyard jailhouse gun art has fallen.  Sad.

/penis
 
2014-02-17 02:20:45 PM

bearded clamorer: xtech: what a rip! i wanted to see the giant dong on dude's back!


just guessing, your own ???
 
2014-02-17 02:27:25 PM
hw-static.worldstarhiphop.com
 
2014-02-17 02:35:28 PM

WTP 2: bearded clamorer: xtech: what a rip! i wanted to see the giant dong on dude's back!

just guessing, your own ???


No, but I do have a 40cm tattoo of a penis on my penis.
 
2014-02-17 02:39:02 PM

bearded clamorer: WTP 2: bearded clamorer: xtech: what a rip! i wanted to see the giant dong on dude's back!

just guessing, your own ???

No, but I do have a 40cm tattoo of a penis on my penis.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-17 02:39:49 PM
i1168.photobucket.com

Back when jimmy Kimmel was doing something that was actually entertaining.
 
2014-02-17 02:44:10 PM
So, the guy was from Ebbw Vale.  Ebbw, huh?  How would you pronounce that?

When they were naming places in Australia, were they just drunk or were they puking, too.
 
2014-02-17 02:47:10 PM

abhorrent1: [i184.photobucket.com image 598x361]


I wonder who else is farking her.  Like, right this second.
 
2014-02-17 02:48:31 PM
pottie: Dick on a tard by a couple of tard dicks


Exactly. For the crime of being friends with these two douches, the judge should have just sentenced the "victim" to having a dick tattooed on his back.
 
2014-02-17 03:07:53 PM
www.oddpic.com
 
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