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(Daily Mail)   Man high on acid breaks into neighbors apartment, says he's Jack Bauer, puts all their clothes in the bathtub, and stuffs their credit cards inside a muffin. He also reportedly thought the muffin was Martha Quinn   ( divider line
    More: Strange, LSD, muffins, Derek Doerschel, Martha Quinn, Seattle Center, apartments  
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2014-02-17 06:14:23 AM  
2014-02-17 06:41:28 AM  
I'll have some of what he's having.
2014-02-17 06:43:59 AM  
Obligatory (NSFW language)
2014-02-17 06:46:46 AM  
I wouldn't mind stuffing Martha's muffin.
2014-02-17 06:48:46 AM  
Martha Quinn, the Medicine Woman?
2014-02-17 06:57:26 AM  

serial_crusher: Martha Quinn, the Medicine Woman?

The Eskimo.
2014-02-17 06:59:07 AM  
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here
Everybody's gonna want to dose.
2014-02-17 07:00:51 AM  
bearded clamorer jinx!

Great minds think alike...
2014-02-17 07:12:13 AM  
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg.  Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.
2014-02-17 07:17:24 AM  
The Aristocrats? Or tada?

2014-02-17 07:26:52 AM  
The government should have clinics where they administer a maintenance dose for addicts like this. I bet he broke in that place looking for money to buy his next fix of blotter. From what I heard, the withdrawals are a nightmare. Give the guy his technicolor daydreams on the reg, and nobody will get hurt. Addiction is a disease, don't blame the victim.
2014-02-17 07:35:09 AM  
hmmm she was my favorite VJ...
2014-02-17 07:39:40 AM

Martha Quinn, Medicine Woman?
2014-02-17 08:04:33 AM  
I can fap to her.
2014-02-17 08:10:34 AM  
"......a frozen crab balancing in his closet......"

It's like some kind of Chagall painting come to life, if Joos were cool with shellfish.
2014-02-17 08:27:23 AM  
If you're set on ruining your life with drugs then by God,THAT Sir, is the way to do it.
Russian judges scored it a perfect 10.00
2014-02-17 08:28:13 AM  
2014-02-17 08:39:34 AM  
Surprisingly, he did not cover the television in jism.
2014-02-17 08:42:39 AM  
I'd love to know the thought process that made him stuff credit cards in a chocolate muffin.
2014-02-17 08:53:00 AM  
'Cause you ain't seen nothin'...........
2014-02-17 08:54:42 AM  
The HUEG picture of Keifer Sutherland was a nice touch, I thought. Just in case anyone thought "well, maybe he is Jack Bauer".
2014-02-17 09:27:58 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: ...Mojo?

I was wondering if he also attempted to use a bread wrapper and a rubber band for a condom...
2014-02-17 12:44:05 PM  
Yes I am The Muffin Man
2014-02-17 12:44:53 PM  
And Paul is the Walrus
2014-02-17 12:46:23 PM  
Martha Quinn? That would be like poking a board
2014-02-17 12:54:36 PM  
In a muffin? Bwa hah hah hah!
2014-02-17 03:01:41 PM  

LewDux: Link

Thanks so much!  M+M FTW!
2014-02-17 03:31:09 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: Martha Quinn? That would be like poking a board

I volunteer to perform that experiment and report back to the group.

/poking Martha
//not poking a board
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