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2014-02-17 09:15:00 AM
Miley Cyrus?

*clicks link*

Oh. Huh.
 
2014-02-17 09:15:05 AM
What? What?
 
2014-02-17 09:18:33 AM
This song was originally performed on the sackbut.
 
2014-02-17 09:19:07 AM
One messed up dude, Hironymous....
 
2014-02-17 09:20:07 AM
The choral arrangement included in the article is actually quite pretty.
 
2014-02-17 09:23:51 AM
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lindalouwho: The choral arrangement included in the article is actually quite pretty.


I hear the composer was a real ass though.
 
2014-02-17 09:29:24 AM
He sounds flat.
 
2014-02-17 09:30:37 AM

Arkanaut: What? What?


In the butt.


/the original was hilarious!
 
2014-02-17 09:30:55 AM
That was beautiful.
 
2014-02-17 09:31:50 AM
Butt song from hell
this is the butt song from hell
we sing from our asses while burning in purgatory
the butt song from hell
the butt song from hell
butts.
 
2014-02-17 09:32:38 AM
I love it.
 
2014-02-17 09:37:39 AM
Every time I play this  my dog whimpers.
Too bad no one submitted the original link with a funny headline. That would have been epic.
 
2014-02-17 09:43:17 AM

thesbis: tlindalouwho: The choral arrangement included in the article is actually quite pretty.

I hear the composer was a real ass though.


And looking at the pic, baby ain't got no back.
 
2014-02-17 09:44:29 AM
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2014-02-17 09:47:24 AM
That Hieronymus Bosch. What a weirdo.
 
2014-02-17 09:56:16 AM
The song can only be properly appreciated when played on a rusty trombone.
 
2014-02-17 10:02:24 AM
Let me play you the song of my people.
 
2014-02-17 10:04:04 AM

redsquid: Every time I play this  my dog whimpers.
Too bad no one submitted the original link with a funny headline. That would have been epic.


One of the tags she has on the that post is #vintage memes lol
 
2014-02-17 10:13:52 AM
500-year-old Butt Song From Hell


My new band name.
 
2014-02-17 10:16:43 AM
play us a song tonight
 
2014-02-17 10:20:46 AM
I played the Butt Song From Hell after a late night of PBR, Taco Bell and White Castle.
 
2014-02-17 10:29:11 AM
Done in two. Slipping people, slipping.
 
2014-02-17 10:32:24 AM
What, The Best Of Nickelback Volume 2 is out already?
 
2014-02-17 10:34:04 AM
The origin of the Brown Note.
 
2014-02-17 11:04:33 AM
Was it "Capital Cash" by Fast Exit?

//Obscure?
 
2014-02-17 11:36:26 AM
wpcontent.answcdn.com
 
2014-02-17 11:46:57 AM

dready zim: Butt song from hell
this is the butt song from hell
we sing from our asses while burning in purgatory
the butt song from hell
the butt song from hell
butts.


Except Purgatory isn't in Hell.  In fact, if you are burning in Purgatory, you definitely aren't going to Hell, since Purgatory is a stop on the way to Heaven.
 
2014-02-17 11:52:50 AM
I try to play songs with my butt but they come out really flat.
 
2014-02-17 12:00:10 PM
The next step is finding the Hallowed Flute of Doom.  When we play these notes with the flute at the Well of Souls, Cthulu will finally be summoned!!
 
2014-02-17 12:01:20 PM
It was spotted by college student and blogger from Oklahoma Amelia and her friend, who were immediately inspired to transcribe and record the composition.

Wait, they're saying no one has noticed it before now?
 
2014-02-17 12:01:55 PM
cocoicast.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-17 12:07:06 PM

phalamir: dready zim: Butt song from hell
this is the butt song from hell
we sing from our asses while burning in purgatory
the butt song from hell
the butt song from hell
butts.

Except Purgatory isn't in Hell.  In fact, if you are burning in Purgatory, you definitely aren't going to Hell, since Purgatory is a stop on the way to Heaven.


I can tell you didn`t read the article properly...
 
2014-02-17 12:08:38 PM

phalamir: dready zim: Butt song from hell
this is the butt song from hell
we sing from our asses while burning in purgatory
the butt song from hell
the butt song from hell
butts.

Except Purgatory isn't in Hell.  In fact, if you are burning in Purgatory, you definitely aren't going to Hell, since Purgatory is a stop on the way to Heaven.


Except (a) nobody cares and (b) since purgatory is still a place of punishment -- even if only temporary and perhaps minor -- it is considered a part of Hell by many, maybe its suburbs or something.

/(c) they said it is the song from hell and they are in purgatory; no different than listening to British rock in the US, I suppose...
//minus the torture, I mean
 
2014-02-17 12:23:58 PM
It's not quite as good as Mozart's "Lick my Arse".
 
2014-02-17 12:31:22 PM

acad1228: Was it "Capital Cash" by Fast Exit?

//Obscure?


Did the Riders win the Grey Cup?  Hell no, that's not obscure

/Jackass!
 
2014-02-17 12:37:51 PM

booger42: acad1228: Was it "Capital Cash" by Fast Exit?

//Obscure?

Did the Riders win the Grey Cup?  Hell no, that's not obscure

/Jackass!


Hammer Head!!!
 
2014-02-17 12:41:18 PM

acad1228: booger42: acad1228: Was it "Capital Cash" by Fast Exit?

//Obscure?

Did the Riders win the Grey Cup?  Hell no, that's not obscure

/Jackass!

Hammer Head!!!


Heh. Going to see BB tonight
 
2014-02-17 12:44:55 PM

booger42: acad1228: booger42: acad1228: Was it "Capital Cash" by Fast Exit?

//Obscure?

Did the Riders win the Grey Cup?  Hell no, that's not obscure

/Jackass!

Hammer Head!!!

Heh. Going to see BB tonight


Oh! So cool. I doubt he'll ever make his way this far South.
 
2014-02-17 12:46:15 PM

The Flexecutioner: The next step is finding the Hallowed Flute of Doom.  When we play these notes with the flute at the Well of Souls, Cthulu will finally be summoned!!


Ragnarok and Roll!
 
2014-02-17 12:47:46 PM
I submitted this last week with a better headline.

/That's my butt song.
//Whistle it.
 
2014-02-17 12:56:02 PM
Didn't King Diamond do this on an earlier album?
 
2014-02-17 12:58:39 PM

mainsail: One messed up dude, Hironymous....


brutal...

www.crackhitler.com
 
2014-02-17 01:05:14 PM
meh.  already been played.

content8.flixster.com
 
2014-02-17 01:19:33 PM
ah this thing made me laugh much longer than I should have, especially the choral version. I really needed that. I can only hope one day while I'm burning in hell that my ass will be used in such a unique way as to lift the spirits of another person recovering from a month long bender.
 
2014-02-17 01:32:17 PM
The choral version was nice, but I want to hear the song played as it was meant to be heard:

oi50.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-17 01:51:59 PM

RobotSpider: He sounds flat.


It's not my opinion he sounds flat, u lent it to me.
 
2014-02-17 02:16:24 PM

crab66: 500-year-old Butt Song From Hell


My new band name.


If that suffices as a band name, I'd hate to be subject to your "music."
 
2014-02-17 02:32:12 PM

unfarkingbelievable: crab66: 500-year-old Butt Song From Hell


My new band name.

If that suffices as a band name, I'd hate to be subject to your "music."


if it was just '500-year old butt song' then the short hand would be 500 YOBS.  that is pretty funny for a band name.
 
2014-02-17 02:38:27 PM

ArcadianRefugee: phalamir: dready zim: Butt song from hell
this is the butt song from hell
we sing from our asses while burning in purgatory
the butt song from hell
the butt song from hell
butts.

Except Purgatory isn't in Hell.  In fact, if you are burning in Purgatory, you definitely aren't going to Hell, since Purgatory is a stop on the way to Heaven.

Except (a) nobody cares and (b) since purgatory is still a place of punishment -- even if only temporary and perhaps minor -- it is considered a part of Hell by many, maybe its suburbs or something.

/(c) they said it is the song from hell and they are in purgatory; no different than listening to British rock in the US, I suppose...
//minus the torture, I mean


Well, unless it's Oasis.
 
2014-02-17 02:46:27 PM
The patron saint of Hashers has been found
 
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