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2014-02-17 01:14:12 PM
Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.

I always wonder about my quality of life (as in, i might have turned out vaguely normal) if I'd been allowed to go to public school, dress how I wanted, and all of that as opposed to being stuck in Catholic school.  I'm pretty sure I'd have worked a lot out of my system. Then again, maybe not - some of us are just lifers in weird.

But the fact stands, repression will usually result in some sort of acting out.
 
2014-02-17 02:09:48 PM

serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.

I always wonder about my quality of life (as in, i might have turned out vaguely normal) if I'd been allowed to go to public school, dress how I wanted, and all of that as opposed to being stuck in Catholic school.  I'm pretty sure I'd have worked a lot out of my system. Then again, maybe not - some of us are just lifers in weird.

But the fact stands, repression will usually result in some sort of acting out.


BIE?

/EIP
 
2014-02-17 02:11:21 PM
Absolutely news to no one from Shakespeare on up...(or down, as the case may be)

They doth protest overmuch.
 
2014-02-17 02:11:31 PM
come

:DDDDDD
 
2014-02-17 02:11:39 PM

serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.

I always wonder about my quality of life (as in, i might have turned out vaguely normal) if I'd been allowed to go to public school, dress how I wanted, and all of that as opposed to being stuck in Catholic school.  I'm pretty sure I'd have worked a lot out of my system. Then again, maybe not - some of us are just lifers in weird.

But the fact stands, repression will usually result in some sort of acting out.


Didn't some Mormon cheerleader go to college and crank out 60-70 pornos ranging from girl on girl to pee play?  And if memory serves we had a thread here a few months back about a Christian swingers website.  This isn't really shocking news.
 
2014-02-17 02:12:31 PM

serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.



I totally agree.
 
2014-02-17 02:15:52 PM

unfarkingbelievable: serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.


I totally agree.


Second.

Also, I don't want to even consider what I would be like had I grown up being sexually repressed. With the kinks I have now, that thought kind of scares me, lol.
 
2014-02-17 02:17:04 PM
Similar to the old joke...

Jews don't recognize the divinity of Christ, Protestants don't recognize the authority of the Pope, and Southern Baptists don't recognize each other in the adult section of their local video store.
 
2014-02-17 02:19:03 PM

Bane of Broone: unfarkingbelievable: serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.


I totally agree.

Second.

Also, I don't want to even consider what I would be like had I grown up being sexually repressed. With the kinks I have now, that thought kind of scares me, lol.


I actually think it becomes a competition among themselves to see who can go crazier and get it on video.

I grew up in a Southern Baptist household, but I had a pretty steady supply of softcore thanks to the huge box of smut I found in the closet. (Yay cheesy softcore books) and I'm generally considered anything but vanilla... 

But I see these people who are "new to the community" so to speak... and they want to get into suspension and the like on day one... as long as someone is recording it.
 
2014-02-17 02:19:08 PM

serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.

I always wonder about my quality of life (as in, i might have turned out vaguely normal) if I'd been allowed to go to public school, dress how I wanted, and all of that as opposed to being stuck in Catholic school.  I'm pretty sure I'd have worked a lot out of my system. Then again, maybe not - some of us are just lifers in weird.

But the fact stands, repression will usually result in some sort of acting out.


Catholic Girls - In the Rectory Basement
 
2014-02-17 02:19:44 PM
And the south shall RISE again! and again! and again! and again! oh harder!
 
2014-02-17 02:22:32 PM

Bane of Broone: Also, I don't want to even consider what I would be like had I grown up being sexually repressed. With the kinks I have now, that thought kind of scares me, lol.


Sex was pretty much verboten in my house, but I was very interested in it. When I was a teenager, my career aspiration was prostitute because I thought it sounded like fun.  I'm lucky I didn't follow that dream..... Also lucky I didn't end up pregnant at 16, or a bigger slut than I already have been over my life.
 
2014-02-17 02:22:57 PM
No American group is more perverted than the Mormons.  They're even more repressed than Catholics.
 
2014-02-17 02:23:06 PM

Bane of Broone: unfarkingbelievable: serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.


I totally agree.

Second.

Also, I don't want to even consider what I would be like had I grown up being sexually repressed. With the kinks I have now, that thought kind of scares me, lol.


:) BTW, your profile pic is really gorgeous. You're in great shape now, good for you. Now you can totally be free to indulge in those kinks!
 
2014-02-17 02:23:51 PM
www.popcrunch.com
 
2014-02-17 02:27:07 PM
Not to blow your minds or anything but, contrary to popular opinion, not everyone living in the Bible Belt is Christian.
 
2014-02-17 02:27:29 PM
...well, it probably has more than a third of the U.S. population. So I am not seeing how this is in any way significant.
 
2014-02-17 02:28:11 PM
Ron 3:16.
 
2014-02-17 02:29:25 PM

Cortez the Killer: [www.popcrunch.com image 500x230]


www.memes.at
 
2014-02-17 02:31:36 PM

karnal: serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.

I always wonder about my quality of life (as in, i might have turned out vaguely normal) if I'd been allowed to go to public school, dress how I wanted, and all of that as opposed to being stuck in Catholic school.  I'm pretty sure I'd have worked a lot out of my system. Then again, maybe not - some of us are just lifers in weird.

But the fact stands, repression will usually result in some sort of acting out.

Catholic Girls - In the Rectory Basement


Catholic High School Girls in Trouble.
 
2014-02-17 02:44:17 PM
Done in one.

/first beej was from the preacher's daughter
//in the basement of the Methodist church
///slashies love head
 
2014-02-17 02:47:02 PM
I like to take time in these threads to remind folks that EIP, just in case of BIE.
 
2014-02-17 02:49:15 PM
Not surprising. Fundamentalists are VERY concerned with the sins that others commit.

Their own? Not so much.
 
2014-02-17 02:49:28 PM

karnal: serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.

I always wonder about my quality of life (as in, i might have turned out vaguely normal) if I'd been allowed to go to public school, dress how I wanted, and all of that as opposed to being stuck in Catholic school.  I'm pretty sure I'd have worked a lot out of my system. Then again, maybe not - some of us are just lifers in weird.

But the fact stands, repression will usually result in some sort of acting out.

Catholic Girls - In the Rectory Basement


You know how they go.

/It's just like a Telefunkin U47.  With leather.
 
2014-02-17 03:06:18 PM

Lee451: Not to blow your minds or anything but, contrary to popular opinion, not everyone living in the Bible Belt is Christian.


Yeah, the Bible Belt is also where most of the Div. I universities are. Most amateur pr0n comes from college kids.
 
2014-02-17 03:16:49 PM
I've had more freaky, no strings, anal sex since I joined christainmingle.com.
 
2014-02-17 03:34:20 PM

baconbeard: I've had more freaky, no strings, anal sex since I joined christainmingle.com.


Now that right there is some primo ad copy.
 
2014-02-17 03:37:21 PM

baconbeard: I've had more freaky, no strings, anal sex since I joined christainmingle.com.


What a coincidence. So have I since I became the children's choir leader at my church.
 
2014-02-17 03:40:02 PM

TheSup3rN0va: Done in one.

/first beej was from the preacher's daughter
//in the basement of the Methodist church
///slashies love head


Was she from Georgia?

/Wait, she was a southern baptist
//I've said too much....
 
2014-02-17 03:46:06 PM

serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.


2.bp.blogspot.com
Case in point
 
2014-02-17 03:46:08 PM

FarkingReading: baconbeard: I've had more freaky, no strings, anal sex since I joined christainmingle.com.

What a coincidence. So have I since I became the children's choir leader at my church.


And now they can all hit the high notes!
 
2014-02-17 03:48:50 PM

FarkingReading: baconbeard: I've had more freaky, no strings, anal sex since I joined christainmingle.com.

What a coincidence. So have I since I became the children's choir leader at my church.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-17 03:52:12 PM

give me doughnuts: FarkingReading: baconbeard: I've had more freaky, no strings, anal sex since I joined christainmingle.com.

What a coincidence. So have I since I became the children's choir leader at my church.

And now they can all hit the high notes!


But are now sadly 1000% more susceptible to brown notes.

/Sodomy? Sod you!
 
2014-02-17 04:11:16 PM

stupiddream: karnal: serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.

I always wonder about my quality of life (as in, i might have turned out vaguely normal) if I'd been allowed to go to public school, dress how I wanted, and all of that as opposed to being stuck in Catholic school.  I'm pretty sure I'd have worked a lot out of my system. Then again, maybe not - some of us are just lifers in weird.

But the fact stands, repression will usually result in some sort of acting out.

Catholic Girls - In the Rectory Basement

You know how they go.

/It's just like a Telefunkin U47.  With leather.


/shrink to me with a blow dryer
 
2014-02-17 04:14:19 PM

Flappyhead: serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.

I always wonder about my quality of life (as in, i might have turned out vaguely normal) if I'd been allowed to go to public school, dress how I wanted, and all of that as opposed to being stuck in Catholic school.  I'm pretty sure I'd have worked a lot out of my system. Then again, maybe not - some of us are just lifers in weird.

But the fact stands, repression will usually result in some sort of acting out.

Didn't some Mormon cheerleader go to college and crank out 60-70 pornos ranging from girl on girl to pee play?  And if memory serves we had a thread here a few months back about a Christian swingers website.  This isn't really shocking news.


Wouldn't happen to remember the starlets name? You know for research and such...
 
2014-02-17 04:25:48 PM
If you spend any time in Dubai, you're bound to see a lot of rich Saudis coming over to relax and enjoy entertainment they're not allowed to do back home, pretending they don't see each other.

Same thing with the evangelical south.  Those hypocrites rule the world in all sorts of repressed vice.  It's the reason homophobes can only talk about cock going in and out of people's mouths.  If they just let themselves love their bodies, it would be better for all of us.
 
2014-02-17 04:39:47 PM
I learned how to play spin the bottle at Christian summer camp. Years later my future wife and I met while both working as volunteers for the same camp. I'm now the director of the place.

Christianity is difficult for teens. Thinking about sex is a sin, touching yourself is a sin, touching other people is a sin, etc. It can lead to some pretty messed up expectations about what part sex has in a healthy relationship.

I will be the first to admit I walked away with some pretty serious issues. I'm glad to have the chance to effect what we teach here so we can keep the guilt/shame bullshiat in check.
 
2014-02-17 04:54:49 PM

INeedAName: Christianity is difficult for teens. Thinking about sex is a sin, touching yourself is a sin, touching other people is a sin, etc. It can lead to some pretty messed up expectations about what part sex has in a healthy relationship.

I will be the first to admit I walked away with some pretty serious issues. I'm glad to have the chance to effect what we teach here so we can keep the guilt/shame bullshiat in check.


So....you teach them that touching themselves is fun...?

i1168.photobucket.com

/just couldn't help myself
 
2014-02-17 05:11:32 PM

ctrlshiftspace: ...well, it probably has more than a third of the U.S. population. So I am not seeing how this is in any way significant.


About 80-90 million out of 315, so punching somewhat above their weight.
 
2014-02-17 05:55:51 PM
eas81:

Wouldn't happen to remember the starlets name? You know for research and such...

Courtney Simpson.  And I was wrong about the number of films, it was closer to 250.
 
2014-02-17 06:41:36 PM

INeedAName: I learned how to play spin the bottle at Christian summer camp. Years later my future wife and I met while both working as volunteers for the same camp. I'm now the director of the place.

Christianity is difficult for teens. Thinking about sex is a sin, touching yourself is a sin, touching other people is a sin, etc. It can lead to some pretty messed up expectations about what part sex has in a healthy relationship.

I will be the first to admit I walked away with some pretty serious issues. I'm glad to have the chance to effect what we teach here so we can keep the guilt/shame bullshiat in check.


Interesting? I take it that it's still a Christian camp? What kind of angle do you actually teach on that issue?
 
2014-02-17 06:57:29 PM

Fireproof: Interesting?


That one's supposed to have a period, not a question mark. Yeah.
 
2014-02-17 07:01:23 PM
Praise God and pass the personal lubricant!
 
2014-02-17 07:08:54 PM

serpent_sky: Bane of Broone: Also, I don't want to even consider what I would be like had I grown up being sexually repressed. With the kinks I have now, that thought kind of scares me, lol.

Sex was pretty much verboten in my house, but I was very interested in it. When I was a teenager, my career aspiration was prostitute because I thought it sounded like fun.  I'm lucky I didn't follow that dream..... Also lucky I didn't end up pregnant at 16, or a bigger slut than I already have been over my life.


hey, what's up?

EIP
 
2014-02-17 09:17:59 PM

Weatherkiss: Cortez the Killer: [www.popcrunch.com image 500x230]

[www.memes.at image 268x306]


Hahahahahahaha.  It's the plaid and the meaty forearms isn't it?
 
2014-02-17 09:18:18 PM
FTFA:

www.alternet.org

img2.joyreactor.cc
 
2014-02-17 10:06:31 PM
I like amateur the best

bie?
eip
 
2014-02-17 10:21:07 PM

serpent_sky: Does that surprise anyone? The more repressed someone is, the more spectacular their rebellion will be.

I always wonder about my quality of life (as in, i might have turned out vaguely normal) if I'd been allowed to go to public school, dress how I wanted, and all of that as opposed to being stuck in Catholic school.  I'm pretty sure I'd have worked a lot out of my system. Then again, maybe not - some of us are just lifers in weird.

But the fact stands, repression will usually result in some sort of acting out.


If you give someone something to rebel against they will do it.
 
2014-02-17 10:39:20 PM

Hawk24: Similar to the old joke...

Jews don't recognize the divinity of Christ, Protestants don't recognize the authority of the Pope, and Southern Baptists don't recognize each other in the adult section of their local video store.


This.

I live in a podunk town of 25k in Arkansas that is heavily religious and racist (neither are me and I'm not from here), and there has been an adult store in business here for the last 10+ years. Place even burned down some years ago and it was back up in a new location shortly after.
 
rpm
2014-02-17 10:41:53 PM
FTFA:"The largest contributing states include Florida (10.8 percent) and Texas (6.9 percent) "

Texas is 8.3% of the population, so some underperforming there. Florida is 6.2%, so it's putting in the extra effort we expect from them.
 
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