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2014-02-16 11:56:55 PM
Officers said 24-year-old Okeem Jarvis was six people were injured when the gunfire erupted around 4 a.m. Sunday.

In a row?
 
2014-02-17 12:28:01 AM
I doubt it started as any of the usual, "gang violence" or a domestic dispute. And I don't think we can pin this one on Floriduh. Nope, it's clear as vodak, the shooter was just surfing around fark, yukking it up at the headlines and then he clicked the wrong link. *BAM* AUTO PLAY VIDEO WITH VOLUME AT ELEVEN. He snapped. Thanks a lot subby, modmin. I don't know how you sleep at night.
 
2014-02-17 12:32:33 AM

fusillade762: Officers said 24-year-old Okeem Jarvis was six people were injured when the gunfire erupted around 4 a.m. Sunday.

In a row?


At the same time would be more impressive.
 
2014-02-17 12:40:22 AM
I'm assuming some kind of cease-and-desist letter from Chuck E. Cheese is forthcoming for infringement on intellectual property.
 
2014-02-17 02:25:46 AM

fusillade762: Officers said 24-year-old Okeem Jarvis was six people were injured when the gunfire erupted around 4 a.m. Sunday.

In a row?


No no no, he's six people because he's cheating on his taxes.

/Simpsons did it
 
2014-02-17 02:27:42 AM

danceswithfat.files.wordpress.com



/Seems apropos
 
2014-02-17 02:27:50 AM

fusillade762: Officers said 24-year-old Okeem Jarvis was six people were injured when the gunfire erupted around 4 a.m. Sunday.

In a row?


Deep sixed.
 
2014-02-17 02:28:39 AM
Hey, subby, it wasn't a children's birthday party. Not a single mention of it being a party for children in the video or article.

But hey, it makes the story so much more interesting, right. Especially funny after coming her from the video about the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit.
 
2014-02-17 02:30:28 AM
Okeem Jarvis doesn't sound very attractive and successful.
 
2014-02-17 02:30:48 AM
Bet they were black, just saying. Hate all u want but u all know its true!!
 
2014-02-17 02:31:13 AM

Apos: [danceswithfat.files.wordpress.com image 580x480]

/Seems apropos


Except it's not, since the article doesn't mention children.
 
2014-02-17 02:31:40 AM
"Neighbors said the homeowner would host parties on a weekly basis and it was a place where they could enjoy themselves."

Ok, sounds legit
 
2014-02-17 02:31:56 AM

Mralterego: Bet they were black, just saying. Hate all u want but u all know its true!!


I think you're doing enough hating for the rest of us.
 
2014-02-17 02:34:49 AM

fusillade762: Officers said 24-year-old Okeem Jarvis was six people were injured when the gunfire erupted around 4 a.m. Sunday.

In a row?


He had an amazing experience with drugs and became six different people in six different lives in six different time lines all at once. It was so overwhelming and mind blowing that he died.
 
2014-02-17 02:35:09 AM

lostcat: Apos: [danceswithfat.files.wordpress.com image 580x480]

/Seems apropos

Except it's not, since the article doesn't mention children.


One of the moms probably put her gun in her kid's backpack, and the gun went off. An innocent prank gone wrong.
 
2014-02-17 02:38:42 AM

lostcat: Mralterego: Bet they were black, just saying. Hate all u want but u all know its true!!

I think you're doing enough hating for the rest of us.


No hating just being real. I live in a mostly black place so I would know. Most my friends are black but u can't say u hear about white suburban kids being gunned down in epic numbers. Or white gangs roaming the streets of. Suburbia. Get real bro..
 
2014-02-17 02:40:14 AM

lostcat: Apos: [danceswithfat.files.wordpress.com image 580x480]

/Seems apropos

Except it's not, since the article doesn't mention children.


Yep.....I can't believe I fell for it.
 
2014-02-17 02:43:22 AM
It's hard to tell since the reporter is apparently either a journalism major or a three-year-old that's already dropped out of school judging by his mastery of grammar... but I don't think this was a  children's birthday party.  You don't generally rent a party house and have loads of people in the 24-year-old ish age bracket over to throw a bash crazy enough that people can bust in with guns and start firing without anyone initially noticing if you're just excited that little suzy is finally turning ten.

I mean, it's FL, so who knows, but sounds more like a bunch of drunken teens/young adults, probably involved in gang shiat since someone came in to pop them.
 
2014-02-17 02:49:46 AM

Apos: lostcat: Apos: [danceswithfat.files.wordpress.com image 580x480]

/Seems apropos

Except it's not, since the article doesn't mention children.

Yep.....I can't believe I fell for it.


I think it would have been more obvious it wasn't for kids when it says the gunfire happened at 4 am.  Either that or someone really tries to earn the parent of the year award.
 
2014-02-17 02:55:09 AM

A Terrible Human: fusillade762: Officers said 24-year-old Okeem Jarvis was six people were injured when the gunfire erupted around 4 a.m. Sunday.

In a row?

He had an amazing experience with drugs and became six different people in six different lives in six different time lines all at once. It was so overwhelming and mind blowing that he died.


I remember reading a bit of sci-fi along those lines. A politician was cloned a hundred times and led a hundred lives, before they were harvested and consolidated into one mind. He was the perfect representative of the people because he had truly been in their situations.
 
2014-02-17 03:00:29 AM
Manufactured politicians? It's already happened.
 
2014-02-17 03:00:36 AM

Mralterego: lostcat: Mralterego: Bet they were black, just saying. Hate all u want but u all know its true!!

I think you're doing enough hating for the rest of us.

No hating just being real. I live in a mostly black place so I would know. Most my friends are black but u can't say u hear about white suburban kids being gunned down in epic numbers. Or white gangs roaming the streets of. Suburbia. Get real bro..


People who live in the suburbs have a fairly optimistic future, because they have a sense that when they get out of school they can go to college or join the military and get a job ranging from middle-class income to high-income.

Kids growing up in parts of the city that are full of low-income families don't see how they are going to get out of the situation they were born into, unless they manage to become professional athletes, entertainers, or criminals. There aren't a lot of obvious paths from the ghetto to college.
 
2014-02-17 03:02:05 AM
An Orlando Sentinel Article has a little more background....

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-orange-cou nt y-killing-20140216,0,6228293.story

WARNING: The comments read like Floriduh vs Stormfront.
 
2014-02-17 03:06:50 AM

violentsalvation: I doubt it started as any of the usual, "gang violence" or a domestic dispute. And I don't think we can pin this one on Floriduh. Nope, it's clear as vodak, the shooter was just surfing around fark, yukking it up at the headlines and then he clicked the wrong link. *BAM* AUTO PLAY VIDEO WITH VOLUME AT ELEVEN. He snapped. Thanks a lot subby, modmin. I don't know how you sleep at night.


Autoplay video, the new slideshow.
 
2014-02-17 03:14:38 AM
The guy hiding behind his catering van makes me think this was basically the wedding scene from New Jack City. Damn you Nino!
 
2014-02-17 03:16:08 AM

lostcat: Mralterego: lostcat: Mralterego: Bet they were black, just saying. Hate all u want but u all know its true!!

I think you're doing enough hating for the rest of us.

No hating just being real. I live in a mostly black place so I would know. Most my friends are black but u can't say u hear about white suburban kids being gunned down in epic numbers. Or white gangs roaming the streets of. Suburbia. Get real bro..

People who live in the suburbs have a fairly optimistic future, because they have a sense that when they get out of school they can go to college or join the military and get a job ranging from middle-class income to high-income.

Kids growing up in parts of the city that are full of low-income families don't see how they are going to get out of the situation they were born into, unless they manage to become professional athletes, entertainers, or criminals. There aren't a lot of obvious paths from the ghetto to college.


And that changes reality? Yea there may be reasons for it but still saying I bet they were black
 
2014-02-17 03:20:34 AM
You'd be safer at a Chuck E. Cheeses in Kansas City.
 
2014-02-17 03:27:30 AM

Luneward: Apos: lostcat: Apos: [danceswithfat.files.wordpress.com image 580x480]

/Seems apropos

Except it's not, since the article doesn't mention children.

Yep.....I can't believe I fell for it.

I think it would have been more obvious it wasn't for kids when it says the gunfire happened at 4 am.  Either that or someone really tries to earn the parent of the year award.


....which means that this would better serve the narrative:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-17 03:30:52 AM

Mralterego: lostcat: Mralterego: Bet they were black, just saying. Hate all u want but u all know its true!!

I think you're doing enough hating for the rest of us.

No hating just being real. I live in a mostly black place so I would know. Most my friends are black but u can't say u hear about white suburban kids being gunned down in epic numbers. Or white gangs roaming the streets of. Suburbia. Get real bro..


Columbine and Newtown and Aurura come to mind. Atrocities all committed by white kids with guns.
 
2014-02-17 03:32:08 AM
Did jarjar binks write the headline?
 
2014-02-17 03:34:29 AM

Mralterego: Yea there may be reasons for it but still saying I bet they were black


Who cares what race they are? You might be right, but it doesn't mean anything.
 
2014-02-17 03:53:33 AM
If you've got a better way to knock down a stubborn piñata subby I'd like to hear it!
 
2014-02-17 04:00:25 AM

Mralterego: lostcat: Mralterego: lostcat: Mralterego: Bet they were black, just saying. Hate all u want but u all know its true!!

I think you're doing enough hating for the rest of us.

No hating just being real. I live in a mostly black place so I would know. Most my friends are black but u can't say u hear about white suburban kids being gunned down in epic numbers. Or white gangs roaming the streets of. Suburbia. Get real bro..

People who live in the suburbs have a fairly optimistic future, because they have a sense that when they get out of school they can go to college or join the military and get a job ranging from middle-class income to high-income.

Kids growing up in parts of the city that are full of low-income families don't see how they are going to get out of the situation they were born into, unless they manage to become professional athletes, entertainers, or criminals. There aren't a lot of obvious paths from the ghetto to college.

And that changes reality? Yea there may be reasons for it but still saying I bet they were black


Well, I think we should all say what ever we want to say, what with this being a free country, and all. You can post your thoughts here, and thousands of people can see them.
So, having thought it over, and assessed the opportunity - that's what you're going with?
OK.
 
2014-02-17 04:16:00 AM

TuteTibiImperes: fusillade762: Officers said 24-year-old Okeem Jarvis was six people were injured when the gunfire erupted around 4 a.m. Sunday.

In a row?

At the same time would be more impressive.


Sybil's lesser-known cousin.
 
2014-02-17 04:17:15 AM
jso2897:
And that changes reality? Yea there may be reasons for it but still saying I bet they were black

Well, I think we should all say what ever we want to say, what with this being a free country, and all. You can post your thoughts here, and thousands DOZENS of people can see them.
So, having thought it over, and assessed the opportunity - that's what you're going with?
OK.


FTFY
 
2014-02-17 04:40:29 AM

Mralterego: Bet they were black, just saying. Hate all u want but u all know its true!!


The names alone make that better than 90% likely.  The other 10% were raised in the same 'culture', so still suffer the increased violence(my cousin is a prime example).

I'm betting gang violence as well.  Somebody was at the party that a rival had a hate on for.  Given gang accuracy, it's likely that the target escaped injury.

Actually, the more I think about it, while the names make it likely they're black, said names also tend to associate with a higher violence subset of blacks in the USA.

Regardless, I hope they figure out who the killer(s) were and respond appropriately.
 
2014-02-17 05:30:34 AM

Mralterego: No hating just being real. I live in a mostly black place so I would know. Most my friends are black but u can't say u hear about white suburban kids being gunned down in epic numbers. Or white gangs roaming the streets of. Suburbia. Get real bro..


l3.yimg.com
 
2014-02-17 05:31:11 AM
Its not a proper wedding without at least three deaths

/DNRTFA
 
2014-02-17 05:34:14 AM
He was six people? Damn, that's a big ole' boy.
 
2014-02-17 05:38:53 AM

simkatu: Mralterego: lostcat: Mralterego: Bet they were black, just saying. Hate all u want but u all know its true!!

I think you're doing enough hating for the rest of us.

No hating just being real. I live in a mostly black place so I would know. Most my friends are black but u can't say u hear about white suburban kids being gunned down in epic numbers. Or white gangs roaming the streets of. Suburbia. Get real bro..

Columbine and Newtown and Aurura come to mind. Atrocities all committed by white kids with guns.



Not to mention Pearl, Peducah, Jonesboro, Tucson, and Springfield.

In fact, crackers are light years ahead when it comes to mass murder in this country.
 
2014-02-17 05:40:41 AM

stoli n coke: He was six people? Damn, that's a big ole' boy.


Samoan?
 
2014-02-17 05:44:41 AM

Mark Ratner: Okeem Jarvis doesn't sound very attractive and successful.


clatl.com

The President frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2014-02-17 05:53:04 AM

offmymeds: Mark Ratner: Okeem Jarvis doesn't sound very attractive and successful.

[clatl.com image 500x335]

The President frowns on your shenanigans.


So do I. That was lame. Sometimes I wish you could delete your own comments on FARK.
 
2014-02-17 06:06:12 AM
Why would anyone reply to someone named  Mralterego?
 
2014-02-17 06:15:56 AM

donnielove: Why would anyone reply to someone named  Mralterego?


Nothing better to do? Plus his views mirror those of many folks I know.
 
2014-02-17 06:18:17 AM

Firethorn: Given gang accuracy, it's likely that the target escaped injury.


I wonder what would happen if a single gang decided to spend some time at the range. I bet they would completely take over in no time.
 
2014-02-17 06:21:42 AM
This makes my nephew's 4 year old Disney Princess birthday party yesterday seem pretty boring. Even rented a bouncy "Princess Castle". Spoiled kids nowadays.
 
2014-02-17 06:35:33 AM

stoli n coke: simkatu: Mralterego: lostcat: Mralterego: Bet they were black, just saying. Hate all u want but u all know its true!!

I think you're doing enough hating for the rest of us.

No hating just being real. I live in a mostly black place so I would know. Most my friends are black but u can't say u hear about white suburban kids being gunned down in epic numbers. Or white gangs roaming the streets of. Suburbia. Get real bro..

Columbine and Newtown and Aurura come to mind. Atrocities all committed by white kids with guns.


Not to mention Pearl, Peducah, Jonesboro, Tucson, and Springfield.

In fact, crackers are light years ahead when it comes to mass murder in this country.


True that, but let's face it, blacks own shooting up a party.
 
2014-02-17 06:44:06 AM

simkatu: Mralterego: lostcat: Mralterego: Bet they were black, just saying. Hate all u want but u all know its true!!

I think you're doing enough hating for the rest of us.

No hating just being real. I live in a mostly black place so I would know. Most my friends are black but u can't say u hear about white suburban kids being gunned down in epic numbers. Or white gangs roaming the streets of. Suburbia. Get real bro..

Columbine and Newtown and Aurura come to mind. Atrocities all committed by white kids with guns.


Wow so common as conpared to rampant murder in the inner cities u farktard.. Get a grip on reality .
 
2014-02-17 06:45:02 AM
Let's see:

Weekly catered "house party"
100 guests
Drive by shooting
Multiple shooters
6 wounded
1 killed

Pretty good outcome for a gang shooting actually.  If these idiots ever learn to use their sights, practice, or exhibit any firing discipline it could get really ugly.  Pretty sure this didn't happen in a gated community though.
 
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