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(HitFix)   Pro - the trailer for Showtime's "Penny Dreadful" looks great and Eva Green's getting naked in it. Con - Josh Hartnett is the lead   (hitfix.com ) divider line
    More: Sad, Josh Hartnett, Eva Green, Showtime, Timothy Dalton, Billie Piper, Victorian London, Juan Antonio Bayona, literary characters  
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2014-02-16 06:13:29 PM  
Weren't we done with that guy?  Fark.

/show does look good, that pilot's getting DVR'd
 
2014-02-16 06:18:03 PM  
I'd watch that. Too bad I don't have Showtime.
 
2014-02-16 06:50:42 PM  
Eva Green is the most astonishingly beautiful actress working today.
 
2014-02-16 06:57:19 PM  

Lsherm: Eva Green is the most astonishingly beautiful actress working today.


I'd like to say that's a bit of an overstatement, but I can't think offhand of another actress I'd put far ahead of her.

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Good lord.....
 
2014-02-16 09:42:33 PM  
That wasn't a review or a critique.  It was an advert.  I hope Fark got paid.
 
2014-02-16 10:24:56 PM  
Eva Greens rack can overcome any viewing obstacle.  ANY.
 
2014-02-16 10:32:23 PM  
First role for going naked since Camelot on Starz a few years ago?
 
2014-02-16 10:40:27 PM  

HawgWild: I'd watch that. Too bad I don't have Showtime.


Yeah, no other possible way to see it in the 21st century.
 
2014-02-16 10:48:35 PM  
You know it's funny, but the first thing I ever saw her in was "Casino Royale." And yeah I thought she was nice looking and all, but I thought she looked much more stunning without the three pounds of eye makeup they made her wear.
 
2014-02-16 10:50:45 PM  
Josh Barnett is fine. Why the hate?
 
2014-02-16 10:54:21 PM  
That looked pretty awesome actually.  I'd love to see it, but alas no Showtime
 
2014-02-16 10:54:44 PM  

Richard_The_Clown: You know it's funny, but the first thing I ever saw her in was "Casino Royale." And yeah I thought she was nice looking and all, but I thought she looked much more stunning without the three pounds of eye makeup they made her wear.


You should check out The Dreamers.
 
2014-02-16 10:56:15 PM  
Eva Green doesn't look nearly as good in the trailer as she does in the pic in this thread. Sadly she seems to have gone the skeletor route.
 
2014-02-16 11:01:44 PM  

Neeek: Josh Barnett is fine. Why the hate?


All the PED suspensions for one.
 
2014-02-16 11:03:11 PM  

undflickertail: First role for going naked since Camelot on Starz a few years ago?


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Cannot be stressed often enough that the film's not for everyone. But if you tune into the wavelength, it's really really good.

Also, I wish that Camelot had received a second season.

I think it's the only Starz original dramatic series in the channel's history which didn't.

Very disappointing and strange.
Just when it was getting really interesting.

Eagerly awaiting Penny Dreadful.
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2014-02-16 11:06:27 PM  
She's the only reason I'm going to see the new 300 movie.
 
2014-02-16 11:11:18 PM  
Sinbox, you are a wonderful person.  Thank you!

/not a bookmark
 
2014-02-16 11:19:19 PM  

Snooki Punch: Sinbox, you are a wonderful person.  Thank you!

/not a bookmark


*tips brim*

In for a penny...

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2014-02-16 11:20:57 PM  
i would like to ejaculate on her breasts
 
2014-02-16 11:21:33 PM  

Sinbox: undflickertail: First role for going naked since Camelot on Starz a few years ago?

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Cannot be stressed often enough that the film's not for everyone. But if you tune into the wavelength, it's really really good.

Also, I wish that Camelot had received a second season.

I think it's the only Starz original dramatic series in the channel's history which didn't.

Very disappointing and strange.
Just when it was getting really interesting.

Eagerly awaiting Penny Dreadful.
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"Let me just touch one, ok?"
 
2014-02-16 11:36:32 PM  
What's wrong with Josh Hattnett? He was great in Sin City and Black Dahlia.
 
2014-02-16 11:49:14 PM  
The only thing that looks interesting about this is the the astonishingly beautiful Eva Green

The rest?  Not so much.  Looks like some goth kid decided: "Hey let's get every Victorian era supernatural/creepy thing in one series!"  Vampires? Check.  Satanism? Check.  Jack the Ripper type killing? Check.  Gypsies? Check.  I could go on but you get the idea.

/Still might watch on the outside chance we get to see Eva Green nude.
//Always wanted her to play Melisandre (the red witch) on Game of Thrones
 
2014-02-16 11:49:29 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black Dahlia


who knew brian de palma posted on fark?

/i keed
//but holy shiat what a disappointment
 
2014-02-16 11:58:20 PM  

undflickertail: First role for going naked since Camelot on Starz a few years ago?


More like Cumalot
 
2014-02-17 12:03:48 AM  

Sinbox: Snooki Punch: Sinbox, you are a wonderful person.  Thank you!

/not a bookmark

*tips brim*

In for a penny...

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What are these from?
 
2014-02-17 12:07:03 AM  

unlikely: Sinbox: Snooki Punch: Sinbox, you are a wonderful person.  Thank you!

/not a bookmark

*tips brim*

In for a penny...

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What are these from?


The Dreamers (imdb)
 
2014-02-17 12:14:34 AM  
...which is very, very good even around and setting aside all the the copious lovely nudity by the three main characters.
 
2014-02-17 03:11:23 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What's wrong with Josh Hattnett? He was great in Sin City and Black Dahlia.


I also liked him in Lucky Number Slevin
 
2014-02-17 03:52:10 AM  

NateAsbestos: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What's wrong with Josh Hattnett? He was great in Sin City and Black Dahlia.

I also liked him in Lucky Number Slevin


So did I.  The film itself was uneven, but ultimately enjoyable in a "I caught it on TV and didn't feel like I could have done something better with those 2 hours" kind of way
 
2014-02-17 03:53:52 AM  

Flappyhead: Eva Greens rack can overcome any viewing obstacle.  ANY.


She was the sole reason I was disappointed when 'Camelot' got cancelled.
 
2014-02-17 05:37:22 AM  
Wait, she's done none nude roles?
 
2014-02-17 05:40:12 AM  

Old Man Winter: Wait, she's done none nude roles?


Put down the beer, and/or pick up the coffee, and try that again.
 
2014-02-17 06:20:03 AM  
Love that quote from the new 300 trailer, "I will defeat the greeks with my entire breasts"
 
2014-02-17 06:28:51 AM  
Eva Green's magnificent body will overcome a lot of shortcomings.  And make the shortcomings of a lot of basement dwellers overcome.
 
2014-02-17 06:31:19 AM  

Sinbox: Snooki Punch: Sinbox, you are a wonderful person.  Thank you!

/not a bookmark

*tips brim*

In for a penny...

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And I'm spent.
Thank you Sinbox.  I knew there was a reason I had you on my 'favorites' list.
 
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2014-02-17 07:54:49 AM  

Laobaojun: Eva Green's magnificent body will overcome a lot of shortcomings.  And make the shortcomings of a lot of basement dwellers overcome.


She gives me a shortcoming if you know what I mean.

/ And I think you do!
 
2014-02-17 08:14:33 AM  

NateAsbestos: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What's wrong with Josh Hattnett? He was great in Sin City and Black Dahlia.

I also liked him in Lucky Number Slevin


Now, this is probably an unpopular opinion, but I liked him in Bunraku. In general, I liked the whole movie (except I thought Demi Moore was awful in it).
 
2014-02-17 08:20:46 AM  

2CountyFairs: NateAsbestos: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What's wrong with Josh Hattnett? He was great in Sin City and Black Dahlia.

I also liked him in Lucky Number Slevin

Now, this is probably an unpopular opinion, but I liked him in Bunraku. In general, I liked the whole movie (except I thought Demi Moore was awful in it).


She's awful in pretty much everything.
 
2014-02-17 09:21:31 AM  
Eh, Hartnett isn't that bad. Look at Lucky Number Slevin or Bunraku.
 
2014-02-17 10:56:30 AM  

2CountyFairs: NateAsbestos: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What's wrong with Josh Hattnett? He was great in Sin City and Black Dahlia.

I also liked him in Lucky Number Slevin

Now, this is probably an unpopular opinion, but I liked him in Bunraku. In general, I liked the whole movie (except I thought Demi Moore was awful in it).


Bunraku was highly entertaining.
 
2014-02-17 11:31:25 AM  

Sinbox: Snooki Punch: Sinbox, you are a wonderful person.  Thank you!

/not a bookmark

*tips brim*

In for a penny...

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What a nice girl.
 
2014-02-17 12:05:37 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Sinbox: Snooki Punch: Sinbox, you are a wonderful person.  Thank you!

/not a bookmark

*tips brim*

In for a penny...

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What a nice girl.


They are really nice and all but True Detective has spoiled me for life as far as perfect breasts go.
 
2014-02-17 04:05:55 PM  
Mendes is the better Eva.

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2014-02-17 05:23:19 PM  

mcmnky: Mendes is the better Eva.

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2014-02-17 05:24:14 PM  

mcmnky: Mendes is the better Eva.


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2014-02-17 05:38:00 PM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: mcmnky: Mendes is the better Eva.

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