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(Curbed)   Latest dustup in Malibu has everything -- NIMBYs, Tippi Hedren and white Siberian tigers   (la.curbed.com ) divider line
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2014-02-16 06:08:55 PM  
This headline is great if you read it in Bill Hader's Stefon voice.
 
2014-02-16 06:16:00 PM  

Etchy333: This headline is great if you read it in Bill Hader's Stefon voice.


yesyesyesyesyes
 
2014-02-16 06:16:09 PM  
Does it have birds?

/because, what's Tippi Hedren without birds?
//that takes gull
 
2014-02-16 06:38:02 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Does it have birds?

/because, what's Tippi Hedren without birds?
//that takes gull


Please, sparrow me the puns.
 
2014-02-16 06:39:20 PM  

fusillade762: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Does it have birds?

/because, what's Tippi Hedren without birds?
//that takes gull

Please, sparrow me the puns.


Yeah... that one was nothing to crow about either
 
2014-02-16 06:50:32 PM  

Etchy333: This headline is great if you read it in Bill Hader's Stefon voice.


Especially if you draw out white Siberian tigers all dramatically.
 
2014-02-16 07:04:54 PM  
... on a gold leash,
But we don't care...
 
2014-02-16 07:07:21 PM  

vudutek: Etchy333: This headline is great if you read it in Bill Hader's Stefon voice.

yesyesyesyesyes


Wait. Is that Stefon or is that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?
 
2014-02-16 07:13:01 PM  
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Does it have birds?

t3.gstatic.com

That bird is a liar!
 
2014-02-16 07:13:44 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

That's Hedley!
 
2014-02-16 07:15:40 PM  
think of the children.

someone actually said that
 
2014-02-16 07:23:43 PM  
I'd be just as glad if five white Siberian tigers got loose in Malibu. Ideally after school got out, and they were thinking of the children. The plump, tasty children.
 
2014-02-16 07:27:59 PM  
 
2014-02-16 07:35:49 PM  
So the tigers are movie stars in Siberia?
 
2014-02-16 07:38:53 PM  

Dahnkster: Read headline as "dubstep"... Uh oh, better watch this until the ecstasy kicks in.


Came here to post this.

Wubwubwubwub
 
2014-02-16 07:43:25 PM  
Short story time: around 1992 in far west Houston, my father rented several houses, one of which I had lived in myself for a time in the early 80s.  Right across from the damn fire station. Hated the sirens.  This place was rented just fine for eight or nine months when the man obviously left; no more rent checks, time to check the place out.  I'm writing this in this thread, so you know what he found in the otherwise empty house. In the garage. Open door from house into garage. Surprise!  Very hungry tiger. Full grown, and none too fond of anyone that didn't look like dinner.
You can imagine the speed of the door closing.
Here you have a valuable tiger, but there's nobody around who wants to pay for one.  It's not really a Craigslist kind of item, if that existed back then.
Managed to get in touch with the guy, and tell him he owed lots of money in back rent and, oh, hey, would you like your tiger back?
Long story short, almost got a local Deputy to take the beast when the guy shows up with money and takes the tiger.
My father, satisfied with money, then has to figure out how to do the impossible: Removing the stench of tiger piss from a concrete floor. Apparently, it's fairly pungent.
 
2014-02-16 07:49:50 PM  

Etchy333: This headline is great if you read it in Bill Hader's Stefon voice.


Yeah, I was expecting it to end with "and human suitcases."
 
2014-02-16 07:51:28 PM  

CrossEyedAtNite: Dahnkster: Read headline as "dubstep"... Uh oh, better watch this until the ecstasy kicks in.

Came here to post this.

Wubwubwubwub


Ditto

/unf unf unf unf
 
2014-02-16 08:00:11 PM  
STAY OUT OF MALIBU, LEBOWSKI!
 
2014-02-16 08:36:56 PM  
I have no idea what a significant portion of the headline is talking about or trying to say.
 
2014-02-16 09:07:40 PM  
home.whatsmykarma.com
 
2014-02-16 09:13:21 PM  

linuxpyro: [home.whatsmykarma.com image 400x491]


♫ Pardon me, Roy
Is that the cat that did your head chew? ♫
 
2014-02-16 09:32:32 PM  
mvozus.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-16 10:28:52 PM  
Speaking as a tiger, I must say that tigers think of the children all the time. All tender with, perhaps, just a little fat for flavour... not at all stringy or tough... *slurp* ... Juicy, succulent children.

... mmmmm ...

...

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
 
2014-02-16 10:37:57 PM  
Tippi is the reason the Vietnamese run all the nail salons in the US. True story.
 
2014-02-16 11:04:06 PM  
I would do everything in my power to keep 5 tigers from moving in next door as well.

/I don't have a lot of power
//pretty much just the ability to give dirty looks
 
2014-02-16 11:57:07 PM  
It's like Meowschwitz
 
2014-02-17 01:58:42 AM  

PunkTiger: Speaking as a tiger, I must say that tigers think of the children all the time. All tender with, perhaps, just a little fat for flavour... not at all stringy or tough... *slurp* ... Juicy, succulent children.

... mmmmm ...

...

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?


Great. Now I'm all hungry.
 
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