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(Daily Mail)   Simon Cowell humbled for the first time in his life   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 25
    More: Sappy, Simon Cowell, infant son, Music Mogul, peace sign, jeans, trench coats, baby  
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2014-02-16 06:41:50 PM  
I bet that baby has a sh*tty voice.
 
2014-02-16 06:48:50 PM  

awfulperson: I bet that baby has a sh*tty voice.


That's what autotune is for.
 
2014-02-16 06:51:25 PM  
His extra deep v neck makes for easy breast feeding.
 
2014-02-16 06:55:17 PM  
In before "Simon Cowell isn't gay???".
 
2014-02-16 07:09:53 PM  

farkingismybusiness: His extra deep v neck makes for easy breast feeding.


Not to mention his moobs.
 
2014-02-16 07:17:29 PM  
What an awful human he is. Wouldn't cross the road to piss on him if he was on fire.
 
2014-02-16 07:23:55 PM  
Well this is awkward .
 
2014-02-16 07:39:06 PM  
 
2014-02-16 07:49:37 PM  
What a jabroni. Worse than sheep piss. Grasshopper dick. Go fark yourself forever.
 
2014-02-16 08:53:04 PM  
Photo op!  After this, the whore is on her own raising the sperm donor's product.
 
2014-02-16 08:53:32 PM  
I decided not to read the article, but choose to believe it has something to do with the Iron Sheik.
 
2014-02-16 09:02:34 PM  
Dude is 54.  He'll be 72 when the kid is an adult and out of the house.

Sure, he's wealthier than I'll ever be, but how in the hell do you be a good father when the kid wants to learn baseball* when you're 66 years old?

*or whatever the British cricket-equivalent is.

/I'll be 46 when the kids are all over 18.
 
2014-02-16 09:23:00 PM  
Nah. Typical self-absorbed douche wowed by his creation
 
2014-02-16 09:29:20 PM  
Holding your newborn really is one of life's best moments.
 
2014-02-16 10:01:25 PM  

RoyBatty: Holding your newborn really is one of life's best moments.


This.
 
2014-02-16 10:03:02 PM  
The kid will probably be developmentally challenged, with those two chainsmoking idiots as parents...
So, like father, like son.
 
2014-02-16 10:08:05 PM  
The first time he didn't pay cash for, anyway
 
2014-02-16 10:31:01 PM  
Don't have a Cow(ell), (Silver)man!
/stupid philanderer
 
2014-02-16 10:42:39 PM  
Am I wrong in wanting to hold these photos up as I cockpunch this douchenozzle the first time he biatches about privacy for his family
 
2014-02-17 12:03:03 AM  

Badgers: The kid will probably be developmentally challenged, with those two chainsmoking idiots as parents...
So, like father, like son.


Well, we all now know you're an uneducated idiot.
 
2014-02-17 04:08:18 AM  

fickenchucker: Dude is 54.  He'll be 72 when the kid is an adult and out of the house.

Sure, he's wealthier than I'll ever be, but how in the hell do you be a good father when the kid wants to learn baseball* when you're 66 years old?

*or whatever the British cricket-equivalent is.

/I'll be 46 when the kids are all over 18.


Meh.  He'll just hire folks to play with the kid.

Obviously being 'a good father' has never been part of his plan.
 
2014-02-17 04:56:58 AM  
The only difference between Cowell's situation and a Maury Povich episode is money.
 
2014-02-17 07:18:08 AM  

hestheone: fickenchucker: Dude is 54.  He'll be 72 when the kid is an adult and out of the house.

Sure, he's wealthier than I'll ever be, but how in the hell do you be a good father when the kid wants to learn baseball* when you're 66 years old?

*or whatever the British cricket-equivalent is.

/I'll be 46 when the kids are all over 18.

Meh.  He'll just hire folks to play with the kid.

Obviously being 'a good father' has never been part of his plan.


I sometimes think kids of parents like him get off easy because they're raised by the help.
 
2014-02-17 08:49:48 AM  

pueblonative: Am I wrong in wanting to hold these photos up as I cockpunch this douchenozzle the first time he biatches about privacy for his family


You wouldn't be wrong for wanting to cockpunch Simon Cowell, period. Flooding the airwaves with his army of soda pop-shilling cruise ship singers is justification enough to take a sledgehammer to his privates in the hopes of his bloodline ending with this walking, talking, naugahyde suitcase of shiat.
 
2014-02-17 10:33:50 PM  

sleeps in trees: Well, we all now know you're an uneducated idiot.


You sound like a bedwetting troll.

*plonk*
 
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