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(Daily Mail)   Old and busted: Bird whacking wind turbines. New hotness: Bird scorching solar farms   ( divider line
    More: Scary, solar farms, BrightSource Energy, Solar Energy Industries Association, NRG Energy, Ivanpah Solar, native wildlife, judicial panel  
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8131 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Feb 2014 at 3:13 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-16 03:43:33 PM  
4 votes:
2014-02-16 03:38:55 PM  
3 votes:
Given half a chance, a wind turbine or solar power plant would eat you and your family too. You can't reason with them. They are unstoppable.

This message brought to you by Koch Brothers and tasty, tasty coal(tm). Try some on toast today!
2014-02-16 03:23:43 PM  
3 votes:
Well I'm convinced. I'm switching to coal!
2014-02-16 02:51:06 PM  
3 votes:
Animals is stupider since Noah's Ark because of inbreding.
2014-02-16 04:54:23 PM  
2 votes:
2014-02-16 03:26:03 PM  
2 votes:
Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for... for just such an emergency.
2014-02-16 05:55:43 PM  
1 vote:

here to help: It is one of the new conservative shill tactics.

/shill-like typing detected
2014-02-16 05:53:05 PM  
1 vote:

rkiller1: The US has and estimated 10 billion birds.  I don't think we'll run out.

Would like to have a word with you.
2014-02-16 05:01:45 PM  
1 vote:
Build a dome over it to keep the birds out.

Jeez. Do I have to think of everything?
2014-02-16 04:58:04 PM  
1 vote:

Bon appétit!
2014-02-16 04:15:25 PM  
1 vote:

Mega Steve: More birds die from getting sucked into jet engines, but I don't hear them crying about that

How is a dead bird supposed to cry?
2014-02-16 04:01:10 PM  
1 vote:

UsikFark: My 'caption' actually would have better fit show me's picture, but what the Aak!

Ack ack!

One of my favorite surprise movie scenes of all time. Top ten for sure.
2014-02-16 03:42:40 PM  
1 vote:

Dinki: dozens of birds


These stories about bird deaths from windmillls and now apparently solar farms make me laugh. Do these idiots have any idea on how many millions of birds die every year, many from house pets? The percentage that are killed by windmills and solar is so small as to be unmeasurable.

Yes, but if I really accurate bird counter, and took samples and was able to tell you exactly how any birds were killed per year by wind mills and solar power. And what if that graph were to look like a hockey stick, how would you feel then?
2014-02-16 03:26:00 PM  
1 vote:

Agent Smiths Laugh: InterruptingQuirk: Animals is stupider since Noah's Ark because of inbreding.

Yes, yes they are.

Some of them actually believe that story too.

Animals is stupider since Noah's Ark because of evilution.

Thanks, I FTFM.
2014-02-16 03:20:35 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-16 03:17:41 PM  
1 vote:
Well at least they won't nest in there and mess up the place.
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