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(Daily Mail)   As if you needed proof that people in Hollywood can't get enough of themselves and telling each other how great they are, Pre-Oscar Ceremonies are apparently a thing now. LGT Kristen Bell showing some skin   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 49
    More: Asinine, Kristen Stewart, Kristen Bell, Academy Awards, LGT Kristen Bell, Hollywood, Los Angeles, Dax Shepard, Michael B. Jordan  
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2014-02-16 02:48:20 PM  
Pre-Oscar ceremonies have been around for decades.  Also, subby's an asshole.  So is the Daily Mail for stumbling all over themselves to make a gay joke.
 
2014-02-16 04:05:27 PM  
And this is different from bridal showers, baby showers and weddings how? Besides those are usually held by people who can't afford them?
 
2014-02-16 04:21:01 PM  
From first paragraph: Kristen Stewart?
 
2014-02-16 04:26:59 PM  
Just bear in mind that air kisses may lead to air herpes.
 
2014-02-16 04:27:06 PM  
Done in one.
 
2014-02-16 04:28:30 PM  

mr intrepid: From first paragraph: Kristen Stewart?


Yeah, the writer is a twit. And you call that showing some skin? Pfffffft.
 
2014-02-16 04:32:42 PM  

thamike: Pre-Oscar ceremonies have been around for decades.  Also, subby's an asshole.  So is the Daily Mail for stumbling all over themselves to make a gay joke.


I've heard of "Pre-Oscar ceremonies" that aired a couple hours before the actual ceremony, but a couple weeks before? Never heard of that.
 
2014-02-16 04:33:22 PM  
I don't typically like blondes, but Kristen Bell is cute.

I told myself how great I am before awarding myself a glass of Leffe Blond. I think we all need to boost our own egos sometimes.
 
2014-02-16 04:41:37 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: thamike: Pre-Oscar ceremonies have been around for decades.  Also, subby's an asshole.  So is the Daily Mail for stumbling all over themselves to make a gay joke.

I've heard of "Pre-Oscar ceremonies" that aired a couple hours before the actual ceremony, but a couple weeks before? Never heard of that.


You're talking about the red carpet bullsh*t, which has nothing to do with this. The Academy Scientific and Technical Awards Ceremony has been a thing since the 1930s.  Not that it matters, this is just another Daily Fail article that has no distinguishable identity or point.
 
2014-02-16 04:50:59 PM  
Fark you, subby.
 
2014-02-16 04:52:27 PM  

Ebenator: Fark you, subby.


Right?
 
2014-02-16 04:57:07 PM  

Ebenator: Fark you, subby.

 
2014-02-16 04:57:29 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Don't even bother trying to identify the person on the left, Daily Fail. Though she kinda looks like Jennifer Westfeldt ("Kissing Jessica Stein", Jon Hamm).
 
2014-02-16 04:58:04 PM  
Left, right, whatever.
 
2014-02-16 05:00:43 PM  
Subby's favorite soup!
 
2014-02-16 05:23:52 PM  
Kristen Bell looks uncomfortable in some of those pics.
I am willing to comfort her.
 
2014-02-16 05:29:28 PM  

Badmoodman: mr intrepid: From first paragraph: Kristen Stewart?

Yeah, the writer is a twit. And you call that showing some skin? Pfffffft.


Better?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-16 05:41:17 PM  
As many people have noted, the Sci-Tech awards are always held in mid-February and are always hosted by a hot actress, and looks like they have added an actor co-host for the lest few. At the main awards show the actress comes onstage for a minute to recap the ceremony while a video montage of the winners and their contributions are shown.  It's a chance for the behind-the-scenes guys to have a party, get recognized for their work and get their picture taken with a celebrity, what's the problem? (List of past awards/hosts here )
 
2014-02-16 05:42:03 PM  
I read The Shining for the first time last year, and I though Kristen Bell would make a good Wendy
 
2014-02-16 05:42:23 PM  
A thing can be utterly retarded, and still be a thing for some folks.

/Thanks, Subby!
 
2014-02-16 05:46:54 PM  

Bob Falfa: Badmoodman: mr intrepid: From first paragraph: Kristen Stewart?

Yeah, the writer is a twit. And you call that showing some skin? Pfffffft.

Better?
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]


Yes
 
2014-02-16 05:52:35 PM  

steviesgirl777: I read The Shining for the first time last year, and I though Kristen Bell would make a good Wendy


Can we find a director willing to scream at her, belittle her, and induce a mental breakdown on set every day just to get a better performance out of her? I couldn't do it. She's too cute.


And who do you have in mind to play Jack Torrance? For me, the best casting choice would be DJ Qualls.

Think about it.
 
2014-02-16 05:52:50 PM  

Bob Falfa: Badmoodman: mr intrepid: From first paragraph: Kristen Stewart?

Yeah, the writer is a twit. And you call that showing some skin? Pfffffft.

Better?


Not for the fit of my trousers. Otherwise, yes.
 
2014-02-16 05:54:55 PM  

jocutus: As many people have noted, the Sci-Tech awards are always held in mid-February and are always hosted by a hot actress, and looks like they have added an actor co-host for the lest few. At the main awards show the actress comes onstage for a minute to recap the ceremony while a video montage of the winners and their contributions are shown.  It's a chance for the behind-the-scenes guys to have a party, get recognized for their work and get their picture taken with a celebrity, what's the problem? (List of past awards/hosts here )


Getting paid should be enough.
 
2014-02-16 06:08:17 PM  

jocutus: As many people have noted, the Sci-Tech awards are always held in mid-February and are always hosted by a hot actress, and looks like they have added an actor co-host for the lest few. At the main awards show the actress comes onstage for a minute to recap the ceremony while a video montage of the winners and their contributions are shown.  It's a chance for the behind-the-scenes guys to have a party, get recognized for their work and get their picture taken with a celebrity, what's the problem? (List of past awards/hosts here )


It makes the actors uncomfortable when ordinary-looking people are being honored for things they don't understand.
 
2014-02-16 06:21:42 PM  
I get that they have award ceremonies but I don't get why we, the common man, care about it?
 
2014-02-16 06:21:53 PM  
heel, drain, etc.
 
2014-02-16 06:29:26 PM  
I still cannot think of Kristin Bell of anything other than the youthful manipulative biatch from Deadwood.

/There's so much video entertainment out there I had no idea she was so busy until I IMDB'd her.
 
2014-02-16 06:30:27 PM  

buntz: I get that they have award ceremonies but I don't get why we, the common man, care about it?


Because it mentions "Oscars", and the Academy's publicity people are strong believers in the Pavlovian response.
 
2014-02-16 06:31:54 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: thamike: Pre-Oscar ceremonies have been around for decades.  Also, subby's an asshole.  So is the Daily Mail for stumbling all over themselves to make a gay joke.

I've heard of "Pre-Oscar ceremonies" that aired a couple hours before the actual ceremony, but a couple weeks before? Never heard of that.


Actually, it's a whole "Oscar Season," and, if anything, it's gotten shorter. The Oscars used to be much later in the year. There are all sort of luncheons, cocktail parties, and dinners. Some are set up by group (actors, make-up, sound), and some are ceremonies for the things that won't be on TV. Some are set up by studios and producers to push their nominations, and some are done by the Academy, itself.
 
2014-02-16 06:38:01 PM  

buntz: I get that they have award ceremonies but I don't get why we, the common man, care about it?


It's a chance for everyday people to see that, if they had the money, they'd dress a lot better than people who are pretty for their profession. Plus, there was that year Rob Lowe sang "Proud Mary" with Snow White while a bunch of tables and chairs formed a kick line in the back. I'll turn in every year on the off chance I'll get to see something like that again.
 
2014-02-16 07:11:54 PM  
 LGT Kristen Bell showing some skin


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-16 07:20:20 PM  

jocutus: As many people have noted, the Sci-Tech awards are always held in mid-February and are always hosted by a hot actress, and looks like they have added an actor co-host for the lest few. At the main awards show the actress comes onstage for a minute to recap the ceremony while a video montage of the winners and their contributions are shown.  It's a chance for the behind-the-scenes guys to have a party, get recognized for their work and get their picture taken with a celebrity, what's the problem? (List of past awards/hosts here )


Only problem being that the honorary Oscars are now shuffled off to that (coincidentally, the year Roger Corman received one).
 
2014-02-16 07:21:52 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-16 07:30:49 PM  

JosephFinn: jocutus: As many people have noted, the Sci-Tech awards are always held in mid-February and are always hosted by a hot actress, and looks like they have added an actor co-host for the lest few. At the main awards show the actress comes onstage for a minute to recap the ceremony while a video montage of the winners and their contributions are shown.  It's a chance for the behind-the-scenes guys to have a party, get recognized for their work and get their picture taken with a celebrity, what's the problem? (List of past awards/hosts here )

Only problem being that the honorary Oscars are now shuffled off to that (coincidentally, the year Roger Corman received one).


That's because they gave out four honorary Oscars that year. Eli Wallach was also shuffled off. Since the telecast is constantly being criticized for going too long, they obviously did not have time for four lifetime achievement tributes. Instead, they go with just the person receiving the Thalberg Award.

That's also why the Academy has these ceremonies. In case the Daily Fail forgot, dozens of jobs are done on each film. Since no one is willing to sit through a seven hour awards presentation, they take the 14 most high profile jobs and include those, while spreading the rest around. They also give out awards for student filmmakers.

But don't let that get in the way of some good ole Hollywood elitist liberal herp derp.
 
2014-02-16 08:01:42 PM  

bill4935: Can we find a director willing to scream at her, belittle her, and induce a mental breakdown on set every day just to get a better performance out of her?


At least it'd be fairly easy because all you would need is a sloth.
 
2014-02-16 08:11:46 PM  

fickenchucker: I still cannot think of Kristin Bell of anything other than the youthful manipulative biatch from Deadwood.

/There's so much video entertainment out there I had no idea she was so busy until I IMDB'd her.


Yeah, who would have think she and Kristen Wiig would both be doing headlining voice work for movies that each almost brought in $1 billion worldwide last year?
 
2014-02-16 08:25:35 PM  

red5ish: Ebenator: Fark you, subby.



^^^^This^^^^
 
2014-02-16 08:58:41 PM  
Well, I guess "her face" does technically count as skin.

/And technically correct is the best kind of correct
 
2014-02-16 09:27:07 PM  

zvoidx: [img.fark.net image 616x191]


NSFW Dude!
 
2014-02-17 01:45:24 AM  
I remember being disappointed the first time I watched  Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Kristen Bell didn't get naked in it.  I mean, seriously: you make us look at Jason Segal's wang but you couldn't give us a little Kristen Bell T&A to make up for it?  Whatever happened to the good old days when watching an R-rated comedy virtually guaranteed you were gonna see some boob?
 
2014-02-17 02:57:20 AM  

darkjezter: I remember being disappointed the first time I watched  Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Kristen Bell didn't get naked in it.  I mean, seriously: you make us look at Jason Segal's wang but you couldn't give us a little Kristen Bell T&A to make up for it?  Whatever happened to the good old days when watching an R-rated comedy virtually guaranteed you were gonna see some boob?


You did see a boob... Jason Segal.
 
2014-02-17 05:52:00 AM  

darkjezter: I remember being disappointed the first time I watched  Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Kristen Bell didn't get naked in it.  I mean, seriously: you make us look at Jason Segal's wang but you couldn't give us a little Kristen Bell T&A to make up for it?  Whatever happened to the good old days when watching an R-rated comedy virtually guaranteed you were gonna see some boob?


Ugh, hated that film in the theater, and walked out at the start when we were forced to watch naked pudgy guy crying with his dick out.

Finally watched it on rental; movie's fine once you can FF past his scenes, and focus on just watching Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis. Also, Russell Brand needs to be shot. From a cannon. Into fire. And a pit of angry sharks.

/Fark it, that movie was bad.
//And that's showing skin if you live in Amish land
///Or the crazy ass Middle East
 
2014-02-17 06:05:29 AM  

houstondragon: Also, Russell Brand needs to be shot. From a cannon. Into fire. And a pit of angry sharks.


How about a pit filled with angry, fire-breathing cannon sharks?
 
2014-02-17 09:30:36 AM  

zvoidx: [img.fark.net image 616x191]


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2014-02-17 11:02:07 AM  

Summoner101: bill4935: Can we find a director willing to scream at her, belittle her, and induce a mental breakdown on set every day just to get a better performance out of her?

At least it'd be fairly easy because all you would need is a sloth.


www.mostwatchedtoday.com/kristen-bell-sloth-causes-birthday-meltdown

I hadn't seen that before. She really is gunning for the post of America's Sweetheart, isn't she?
 
2014-02-17 03:03:03 PM  
I normally don't get all up in arms over celebrity hotties, but, I would murder each and every one of you if requested simply to smell one of her farts.
 
2014-02-17 03:32:40 PM  

C. Hines: I normally don't get all up in arms over celebrity hotties, but, I would murder each and every one of you if requested simply to smell one of her farts.


That would probably make me murderous too.  Especially if she doesn't say please.
 
2014-02-17 03:41:08 PM  
Kristen Bell could still be the poster girl for the ridiculously photogenic.
 
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