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2014-02-16 11:59:51 AM  
Should have gone with Count Chocula.
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!
 
2014-02-16 12:06:35 PM  
webcrunchers.com
 
2014-02-16 12:49:33 PM  

the801: [webcrunchers.com image 553x369]


Nice Reference!
 
2014-02-16 01:12:37 PM  
True story: in early 2012, my daughter was in her high school's guidance office doing pre-college stuff.  She'd taken her brother along who was three years younger and went to a different school.  Being 14 and male, he was wandering where he shouldn't have been.  One of the deans stopped him, lectured him on being in a restricted area, and demanded his name.  Without a beat, he responded "Ron Paul".  She dutifully wrote it down, then stalked off to look him up, at which point he hauled himself back out to the car.

It's very hard to lecture your 14 year old about what he did wrong, when you're laughing your ass off.
 
2014-02-16 01:14:38 PM  
jetcityorange.com
 
2014-02-16 02:09:08 PM  
Shouldn't he be an Admiral by now?
 
2014-02-16 02:10:10 PM  
Coulda been a Haywood
 
2014-02-16 02:10:35 PM  

vudukungfu: Should have gone with Count Chocula.


Sure...blame it on the brown guy.
 
2014-02-16 02:10:57 PM  
Anthony Tiger.
 
2014-02-16 02:11:27 PM  
The correct response was c) Captain Unther Ware.

Made you say "underwear"
 
2014-02-16 02:11:39 PM  

baconbeard: Shouldn't he be an Admiral by now?


Not after the incident at the Fruit Islands.

/a yumma yumma
 
2014-02-16 02:13:56 PM  
Tatar salad?
 
2014-02-16 02:15:12 PM  

Bslim: Anthony Tiger.


Might have gotten away with Antonio Tigre
 
2014-02-16 02:15:29 PM  
That cereal took off more layers of the roof of my mouth than a bowl full of razor blades covered in Nitric Acid.
Also, Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch?  I had no idea.  That is probably the best in-depth journalism I've seen in years.
 
2014-02-16 02:17:20 PM  

baconbeard: Shouldn't he be an Admiral by now?


No. That doesn't happen until the 31st century.
 
2014-02-16 02:19:19 PM  

baconbeard: Shouldn't he be an Admiral by now?


Or at least Comodore.
 
2014-02-16 02:19:26 PM  
Was his name Jesse Pinkman?
 
2014-02-16 02:21:03 PM  

vudukungfu: Should have gone with Count Chocula.
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!


Not always effective.

cdn3.whatculture.com
 
2014-02-16 02:21:16 PM  
-Sir there's a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you.
-Crunch?
-Actually I've just been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.

/not obscure
 
2014-02-16 02:21:28 PM  
Shoulda gone with Cap'n Cook, biatches!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-16 02:23:47 PM  
It's a crunch world.

www.modifiedplanet.com
 
2014-02-16 02:24:05 PM  
img.fark.net

/They won't speak English anyway
 
2014-02-16 02:24:15 PM  
www.bellamiacandy.com
Frank N. Berry seems more believable.
 
2014-02-16 02:25:49 PM  
You all make me proud.  Nothing is obscure here :)
 
2014-02-16 02:27:58 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Also, Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch? I had no idea. That is probably the best in-depth journalism I've seen in years.


Wish they'd also bring back proofreading and editing.
 
2014-02-16 02:28:07 PM  
The name is H. Jabome officer first name is Haywood.
 
2014-02-16 02:29:37 PM  
When my dad was in the military his CO was named "Donald Duck" and it caused a lot of grief on base. Dad used to guard Missile Silo's in Montana and to get into the facility you had to use a call box. Well one day since dad was the new guy the rest of the men stripped him down and shoved him outside the door in the middle of winter in Montana, and as fate would have it Capt. Duck just happened to pull up to see my dad standing outside in his skivvy's banging on the door. He walks up and pretty much figures out whats going on, and used the call box to be let in. When they asked who it was he responded with "Donald Duck" and all they heard was laughter coming from the callbox and finally ended with "Yeah Right, Ok" and hung up. They didn't respond to the call box again for about 20 minutes.

The next day dad was the senior MP on duty at the facility with about 4 greenhorns working under him.
 
2014-02-16 02:32:48 PM  
Gee, I wonder if Tony LeTiger or Sugar Bear is running amoot.
 
2014-02-16 02:33:30 PM  

kdawg7736: Gee, I wonder if Tony LeTiger or Sugar Bear is running amoot.


Meant about. Dang it has been a long night.
 
2014-02-16 02:33:35 PM  
nytmare: It's a crunch world.

FTPic: "Solute THE CAP'N"

so he wants to dissolve the Captain in a solvent?
 
2014-02-16 02:35:00 PM  
Cletus Van Damme.

/not very obscure
 
2014-02-16 02:35:25 PM  

Johnny_Canuck: The name is H. Jab(l)ome officer first name is Haywood.


It's spelled Jableauxmi
 
2014-02-16 02:36:32 PM  
Dude could have got himself even greater status with this choice...


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-16 02:36:49 PM  

Johnny_Canuck: The name is H. Jabome officer first name is Haywood.


I asked my wife to bow me, boy is my ass sore.
 
2014-02-16 02:40:28 PM  

99.998er: Frank N. Berry seems more believable.


Oh so now its Frankenberry, because back in Hebrew school it was Frankenstein.

Hopefully not obscure.
 
2014-02-16 02:43:21 PM  
I prefer Michael Hunt in case I'm paged over a PA system ;)
 
2014-02-16 02:44:28 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: [img.fark.net image 487x355]

/They won't speak English anyway


Hi!  I have a telegram for a John Luck Pick-erd ;)
 
2014-02-16 02:46:34 PM  
How about Admiral Crisp?
 
2014-02-16 02:47:27 PM  
imageshack.com
 
2014-02-16 02:48:44 PM  
www.seeing-stars.com
 
2014-02-16 02:57:12 PM  

SpinStopper: I prefer Michael Hunt in case I'm paged over a PA system ;)


Well I dont mind when people call for me on the PA system, the name is Hugh, Hugh Jorgan.
 
2014-02-16 03:07:31 PM  
No love for Nick Papagiorgio?

/from Yuma
//where he's in the software business
///in Yuma
 
2014-02-16 03:11:05 PM  
Toucan Sam...
 
2014-02-16 03:14:06 PM  

Oldiron_79: baconbeard: Shouldn't he be an Admiral by now?

Or at least Comodore.


He's really more of an Apple guy.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-16 03:15:19 PM  
Should have picked a more manly food to name yourself after, like Tater Salad.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-02-16 03:24:51 PM  
Oh great 2600 I remember it well.
 
2014-02-16 03:29:15 PM  
It didn't eat the roof of my mouth.
 
2014-02-16 03:44:38 PM  
I guess you could say he might now be mistaken for a...

*puts on sunglasses*

..."cereal killer"

YYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!
 
2014-02-16 04:14:03 PM  

GreenAdder: How about Admiral Crisp?


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-16 04:17:05 PM  
Well give your ID card to the border guard
Yeah, your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
'Cause he won't speak English anyway
 
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