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(International Business Times)   Unemployed? Female? Aged 18-25? Don't worry, the UK government can get you back on your feet. Or on your back   (ibtimes.co.uk ) divider line
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NFA [TotalFark]
2014-02-16 07:55:05 AM  
"UK Government Pays Sex Clubs to Employ Teenage Girls"


Wow and you guys said government was bad!
 
2014-02-16 09:37:14 AM  

NFA: "UK Government Pays Sex Clubs to Employ Teenage Girls"


Wow and you guys said government was bad!


Oh sure employ them in a sex club where they will be ruined in 5 years tops. What a travesty in a nation with such dire need of dentists.
 
2014-02-16 09:37:24 AM  
The dole or the pole, your choice.
 
2014-02-16 09:38:33 AM  
"Strip clubs and massage parlours that offer full-time jobs to young people for at least 26 weeks can claim up to £2,275 - so long as the young person is neither a "performer" nor "performing sexual acts". "

well, another day, another accurate headline.  must be on fark dot com
 
2014-02-16 09:41:00 AM  
What a non-story.

Government has incentives to encourage businesses to hire people of a demographic that has trouble getting hired.  Personally, I find that to be more worrying than anything else in the article.

But yeah, businesses get tax breaks/credits/incentive to hire people of certain preferred groups.  And it applies to legal businesses.  Strip clubs are legal businesses, why shouldn't they get the same deals as every other business?  Do you have a moral objection to it?  Don't take the job.  I have a moral objection to McDonalds, so I won't work there.

Ironically, they even went out of their way to make the law NOT apply to the actual dancers/sex workers.  Which again, I find pretty insulting.  Why are we excluding these positions?
 
2014-02-16 09:41:31 AM  
Back in the day, many found work on the golf course, or in Mel Brooks movies.

www.funslurp.com
 
2014-02-16 09:42:58 AM  
Ah yes, a program open to all businesses as an incentive to hire young people, and there just so happens to be a loophole where one could work at a strip club as a non performer.  Well, if I know government, this entire program will just be shut down as a result of people outraged over nothing.
 
2014-02-16 09:43:17 AM  
Why go all the way to London when you can make a living on your back at home?
 
2014-02-16 09:46:17 AM  
Thanks, Obama!
 
2014-02-16 09:48:19 AM  
No Hero tag?
 
2014-02-16 09:51:10 AM  
No-one wants a non-working receptionist in a massage parlour. The receptionist is basically the girl who isn't currently blowing a customer providing a massage.
 
2014-02-16 09:52:27 AM  

Leader O'Cola: "Strip clubs and massage parlours that offer full-time jobs to young people for at least 26 weeks can claim up to £2,275 - so long as the young person is neither a "performer" nor "performing sexual acts". "

well, another day, another accurate headline.  must be on fark dot com


but...but... OUTRAGE!!!
 
2014-02-16 09:53:00 AM  
So, it's a scandal now that people work as a waitress or bartender?
 
2014-02-16 09:58:35 AM  

farkeruk: No-one wants a non-working receptionist in a massage parlour.


That would be an incredibly stupid mistake.  That's probably not the expected job of the girl in the blouse and short skirt sitting at the front desk, but I'd imagine a lot of guys are into that sort of thing.
 
2014-02-16 10:04:45 AM  

Infernalist: So, it's a scandal now that people work as a waitress or bartender?


But... but... strip club! Think of the (semi-)naked people they might inadvertently see.
 
2014-02-16 10:11:48 AM  
Brit hot, mind you
 
2014-02-16 10:15:28 AM  
Finally, a government program I can get behind, and in front of, too!  Unemployment will soon be on its knees.

/ Should I have spelled that "programme"?
// What's with the extra letters, Brits?
/// Is it because you're so close to France, where they don't use half the letters in a word, when they pronounce it?
 
2014-02-16 10:18:06 AM  

zulius: Brit hot, mind you


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Lucy Pinder. Page 3 Brit....yeah. How can you stand looking at her?
 
2014-02-16 10:25:12 AM  
Too old
 
2014-02-16 10:44:58 AM  
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Freshen yer drink, guv'nor?
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2014-02-16 10:46:43 AM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Oh sure employ them in a sex club where they will be ruined in 5 years tops.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2014-02-16 10:53:29 AM  

dragonchild: farkeruk: No-one wants a non-working receptionist in a massage parlour.

That would be an incredibly stupid mistake.  That's probably not the expected job of the girl in the blouse and short skirt sitting at the front desk, but I'd imagine a lot of guys are into that sort of thing.


You go to a massage parlour, there's 3 or 4 girls working. At most times, you can pick between 2 or 3. So, one is nominally receptionist.

Some have a selection of uniforms, but you have to pay extra.

/I've heard
 
2014-02-16 10:55:19 AM  

indarwinsshadow: zulius: Brit hot, mind you

Lucy Pinder. Page 3 Brit....yeah. How can you stand looking at her?


Does she even lift?
 
2014-02-16 10:57:24 AM  

indarwinsshadow: zulius: Brit hot, mind you

Lucy Pinder. Page 3 Brit....yeah. How can you stand looking at her?


Well, duh! Look at those sharp knees!
 
2014-02-16 11:00:49 AM  
biatches got to work
 
2014-02-16 11:10:21 AM  
www.wallsave.com

Rosie Jones. Yep, only British hot. Way below American standards.
 
2014-02-16 11:19:50 AM  
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
Here is another of that hideous beast
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/Is that better Sister Mary?
 
2014-02-16 11:49:11 AM  

Leader O'Cola: "Strip clubs and massage parlours that offer full-time jobs to young people for at least 26 weeks can claim up to £2,275 - so long as the young person is neither a "performer" nor "performing sexual acts". "

well, another day, another accurate headline.  must be on fark dot com


Even if they were, so? I'm sorry to say if a gal's only marketable skill is being on her back then she better use the time guys will pay to get an education.
 
2014-02-16 11:55:20 AM  
Government, always creating more problems than it solves

The UK nanny state, what every American liberal wanks to
 
2014-02-16 12:07:03 PM  
This sounds very bootstrap-ony
 
2014-02-16 12:12:33 PM  

AbiNormal: [www.wallsave.com image 850x531]

Rosie Jones. Yep, only British hot. Way below American standards.


Looks like Gemma Atkinson to me.
 
2014-02-16 12:19:36 PM  

whatdoyouexpect: indarwinsshadow: zulius: Brit hot, mind you

Lucy Pinder. Page 3 Brit....yeah. How can you stand looking at her?

Does she even lift?


sure she does, those giant titties.
 
2014-02-16 12:29:26 PM  

AbiNormal: [www.wallsave.com image 850x531]

Rosie Jones. Yep, only British hot. Way below American standards.


A few hot women aside, I think it's pretty clear that England is the worst country in history. You can disagree, but you'll be wrong.
 
2014-02-16 01:03:18 PM  

Leader O'Cola: "Strip clubs and massage parlours that offer full-time jobs to young people for at least 26 weeks can claim up to £2,275 - so long as the young person is neither a "performer" nor "performing sexual acts". "

well, another day, another accurate headline.  must be on fark dot com


Farking "Plausible Deniability": how does it work?


/Wouldn't be surprised if expat Russian oligarchs/mafiosi or more odious British richies of the James Goldsmith type were behind this

//Remember folks, prostitution is legal in Germany, so all of the thousands of whores there are turning tricks of their own free will!  The government says so!
 
2014-02-16 01:03:40 PM  

AbiNormal: NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
Here is another of that hideous beast
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
/Is that better Sister Mary?


Snagglefanged.

Seriously tho, very hot in the SFT (Safe For Thread) photo you posted, sorta hot in the NSFW one. Great rack tho.
 
2014-02-16 01:06:00 PM  

dantheman195: Government, always creating more problems than it solves

The UK nanny state, what every American liberal wanks to


*shrugs* with all the closed-circuit cams and ISP filters, I tend to think of the UK as more of a conservative wet dream.
 
2014-02-16 01:07:29 PM  
That's all fine and good for them but what about the rest of us?
 
2014-02-16 01:22:20 PM  
Since 2012 jobs with a sexual purpose have been banned from government websites, though "ancillary" jobs within such establishments are still available.

Look, either it's a business fit to serve your citizenry and qualified to take part in the massive sharing of resources that characterizes every civilization since the Paleolithic, or it's not. Do you suffer the titty bar to pay taxes to the Crown? Okay then, I guess you're on board with having titty bars.

As for restricting what kinds of jobs young people on government stipends do, fine. It's not like there aren't "ancillary jobs" at titty bars. If you've never noticed, it's because the non-ancillary workers were doing their jobs right.

That said,

The DWP says young people are only guided towards working in sex establishments if they specifically ask.

...giggity.
 
2014-02-16 01:41:33 PM  
Now if we can just get hooker subsidize.
 
2014-02-16 02:05:31 PM  
farking bloody whores
 
2014-02-16 02:33:48 PM  

Leader O'Cola: "Strip clubs and massage parlours that offer full-time jobs to young people for at least 26 weeks can claim up to £2,275 - so long as the young person is neither a "performer" nor "performing sexual acts". "

well, another day, another accurate headline.  must be on fark dot com

Labour MP Fiona Mactaggart [...] claims to have met women who started out working in cloakrooms who went on to become prostitutes.

 
2014-02-16 03:00:08 PM  
A hot brit thread with no keeley?

smh
 
2014-02-16 03:02:38 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-16 03:05:12 PM  
Velvet Jones approves.
 
2014-02-16 06:03:30 PM  

AbiNormal: Rosie Jones. Yep, only British hot. Way below American standards.


Tell you what, Fark. I will jump on this grenade for you. But I expect a favor in return.
 
2014-02-16 06:26:08 PM  

indarwinsshadow: zulius: Brit hot, mind you

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Lucy Pinder. Page 3 Brit....yeah. How can you stand looking at her?


I actually think her hair looks stupid. Her boobs are nice.

Why do they call them "sex" clubs? Are things different in the UK?
 
2014-02-16 06:50:21 PM  

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Here is another of that hideous beast
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/Is that better Sister Mary?


Sweet Zombie Jesus.
Faith in Humanity: RESTORED
 
2014-02-16 09:06:24 PM  
Prime Ministerin' aint ez

images.encyclopediadramatica.es
 
2014-02-17 02:41:17 PM  
On the face of it there is nothing wrong with this, the way they've set it up.  However a couple of moths ago there was a documentary broadcast here by a young, female undercover journalist who took cleaning jobs in a series of (supposedly legal) brothels.  At the first one she was fired within a day once she made it clear she wouldn't work as a prostitute.  At the second the madam waged a campaign of psychological manipulation so severe the journalist eventually broke down and agreed to sell her body.  Her male colleague had to pose as a customer so that he could contact her and get her out.  This was an intelligent, educated woman with a family and a steady paycheque.  There's no way someone who genuinely needed the money, maybe without such a strong support network, could resist the pressure.
 
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