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(New York Daily News)   Can you make a great Bloody Mary? Well, come to NYC and prove it   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, New York, Astoria, Worcestershire sauce, beef jerky, BBQ Sauce, maple syrup  
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2014-02-16 02:55:42 PM  
1 vote:
I only like mine from Gary's Old Towne Tavern
2014-02-16 02:43:39 PM  
1 vote:
the best part of bloody maries is that when you eventually puke it up, you'll think your stomach is bleeding and immediately become sober, or so i'm told.
2014-02-16 02:39:09 PM  
1 vote:
Finding the pubic hair at the bottom of the glass turned me off to bloody maries.
2014-02-16 02:29:17 PM  
1 vote:

madcan34: Great.  Now we're going to have a whole mess of pretentious douche bags who will insist they can taste the differencebetween two drops of Tabasco vs. three

Pfff. You use supermarket pepper sauce in your Bloody Mary? Farking amateur, go back to Applebee's.

2014-02-16 01:51:57 PM  
1 vote:
Unless you're a girl, you don't order drinks. You order a spirit.
2014-02-16 01:00:18 PM  
1 vote:
Pffff making Blood Marys are easy, I just mix ketchup with gin and add seven-up then I garnish it with mini marshmellows and a carrot. Just make sure all your ingredients are lukewarm when you make them
2014-02-16 01:00:08 PM  
1 vote:
The Perfect Bloody Mary

What you'll need:

Tomato Juice.
Black Pepper

First, fill half the glass with vodka. Next, take the tomato juice, and chuck it in the trash. Do the same with the tobasco and black pepper.

2014-02-16 12:50:50 PM  
1 vote:

For perfect douchebaggery, combine 1 part prole + 2 parts money.
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