Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(New York Daily News)   Can you make a great Bloody Mary? Well, come to NYC and prove it   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, New York, Astoria, Worcestershire sauce, beef jerky, BBQ Sauce, maple syrup  
•       •       •

2580 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Feb 2014 at 12:37 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-02-16 12:51:17 PM  
2 votes:
Dont forget the spinoffs the bloody Maria(tequila), the Bloody Derby(bourbon), the Bloody Murder(gin), the bloody pirate(dark rum) the bloody Molly(Irish whiskey), the bloody fairy(absenthe), the brown mary(whisky)
2014-02-16 07:37:16 PM  
1 vote:
I don't understand the hipster-hate in this thread.

OK: I hate the bastards just as much as anyone else, but in this case, they're trying to revive the idea that alcoholic drinks are a socially acceptable breakfast option. No matter how much you may personally despise them, under no circumstances should they be discouraged in this endeavor!
2014-02-16 02:55:42 PM  
1 vote:
I only like mine from Gary's Old Towne Tavern
2014-02-16 02:39:09 PM  
1 vote:
Finding the pubic hair at the bottom of the glass turned me off to bloody maries.
2014-02-16 01:05:10 PM  
1 vote:
"Garnishes make the Bloody Mary, say the experts."

Really?  Just who exactly are these so-called experts and what is the basis for their expertise?  Because they sound like a bunch of pretentious douchebags. 

Personally, I think that a good Bloody Mary should be judged based on how it tastes without all the garnishes.  If you cannot make a decent tasting Bloody Mary then no amount of garnishes will make it taste good.  Sure, you might distract the simple-minded folks with some elaborate garnishes, but your Bloody Mary will still taste like crap.
2014-02-16 12:56:18 PM  
1 vote:
Hemingway Bloody Mary Recipe

To a large pitcher (anything smaller is "worthless") add:
1 chunk of ice (the biggest that will fit)
1 pint of vodka
1 pint chilled tomato juice
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 jigger fresh lime juice
Pinch celery salt
Pinch cayenne pepper
Pinch black pepper
Several drops of Tabasco
"Keep on stirring and taste it to see how it is doing. If you gets it too powerful weaken with more tomato juice. If it lacks authority add more vodka."
2014-02-16 12:42:12 PM  
1 vote:
V8 + Vodak + what ever little touches you like.
Displayed 7 of 7 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.