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(Metro)   Man calls 911 because his wife can't. A) Breathe. B) Walk. C) Get her jacket off   (metro.co.uk) divider line 38
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2014-02-15 11:47:54 PM
Could this be the most ridiculous police call ever?

Probably not.
 
2014-02-15 11:51:25 PM
Somebody chickened out of the gang-bang plan before emergency services arrived.
 
2014-02-15 11:57:26 PM

fusillade762: Could this be the most ridiculous police call ever?

Probably not.


Wasn't there one because some lady wanted a Big Mac?
 
2014-02-15 11:57:27 PM
JACKET OFF!! JACKET OFF!! JACKET OFF!!
 
2014-02-16 12:00:12 AM

Prey4reign: fusillade762: Could this be the most ridiculous police call ever?

Probably not.

Wasn't there one because some lady wanted a Big Mac?


Yup. There have been multiple instances of people calling 911 because a fast food joint was out of something or got their order wrong. This is not to mention the people who call just because they're drunk and think it's funny.
 
2014-02-16 12:33:18 AM
But was the jacket okay?
 
2014-02-16 01:18:56 AM
Boy, did I read that headline wrong.
 
2014-02-16 02:10:28 AM

xanadian: JACKET OFF!! JACKET OFF!! JACKET OFF!!


geekswing.com
 
2014-02-16 02:34:49 AM
A man walks into the ER and tells the duty nurse that he can't take off his coat. She tells the man that it doesn't sound like a problem for the ER so he turns around to show her the knife in his back.

/take my wife, please
 
2014-02-16 05:35:46 AM
has she tried jerking it off?
 
2014-02-16 05:48:52 AM

fusillade762: Prey4reign: fusillade762: Could this be the most ridiculous police call ever?

Probably not.

Wasn't there one because some lady wanted a Big Mac?

Yup. There have been multiple instances of people calling 911 because a fast food joint was out of something or got their order wrong. This is not to mention the people who call just because they're drunk and think it's funny.


I work in a hotel.

I had to kick this drunk couple out for fighting on Valentine's day. The drunk woman actually called 911 on ME.

The police had a laugh as they arrested her.
 
2014-02-16 05:59:25 AM

Prey4reign: fusillade762: Could this be the most ridiculous police call ever?

Probably not.

Wasn't there one because some lady wanted a Big Mac?



I Want My Western Bacon Cheeseburger!
 
2014-02-16 06:03:03 AM
I heard something about a whole show dedicated to these kind of 911 calls, but I forget the name of it.
 
2014-02-16 06:29:12 AM
Youtube "funny 911 calls".
I do when I need a LoL.
 
2014-02-16 07:02:52 AM
images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2014-02-16 07:06:27 AM
My sister called 911 to kill a spider. A big spider, but still just a wood spider.
 
2014-02-16 07:15:30 AM
(unrelated) goddamnit fark, why ya gotta cloae threads from just one day ago on sundays?
 
2014-02-16 07:18:39 AM

evilmousse: (unrelated) goddamnit fark, why ya gotta cloae threads from just one day ago on sundays?


seems like a lot of threads close early these days
 
2014-02-16 08:21:58 AM

evilmousse: (unrelated) goddamnit fark, why ya gotta cloae threads from just one day ago on sundays?


which thread?
 
2014-02-16 08:33:24 AM

Pribar: has she tried jerking it off?


I was think the same. May need lubrication.
 
2014-02-16 08:43:19 AM
I suspect it was probably her straight jacket!
 
2014-02-16 08:43:26 AM
community.verizonwireless.com
 
2014-02-16 09:00:09 AM
If by jacket he meant panties, and by wife he meant all the fat chicks I dated in college. . . if I'd only known the number for 911 back then.
 
2014-02-16 09:03:39 AM

TheCharmerUnderMe: Boy, did I read that headline wrong.


Me too. Et just didn't register.
 
2014-02-16 09:08:29 AM

xanadian: JACKET OFF!! JACKET OFF!! JACKET OFF!!


Sadly, that would be my reaction. I actually did cut a jacket off myself once that got stuck, though it was a pullover with no zipper. I don't panic like that over very many things, but I really don't like getting stuck in clothes.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-16 09:10:39 AM
"Hey dumbass, try these"
i.bnet.com

Someone get Hardinparamedic in here, he knows how to use these suckers.
That jacket would be off faster than 1.....2.....3
 
2014-02-16 09:14:16 AM

EvilEgg: My sister called 911 to kill a spider. A big spider, but still just a wood spider.


I don't have a problem with that.
 
2014-02-16 09:15:43 AM

TheCharmerUnderMe: Boy, did I read that headline wrong.


I'm sure so many guys read the headline wrong...and were hoping the article will have the police setting some legal precedence by informing the wife that she will indeed have to (get the) jacket off.


/yes, I know police don't set legal precedence.
 
2014-02-16 09:25:54 AM

gja: "Hey dumbass, try these"


Someone get Hardinparamedic in here, he knows how to use these suckers.
That jacket would be off faster than 1.....2.....3


My fiber optic cutters will go through an armored jacket like butter, I bet they would do the trick. Hell I bet you could open a rib cage with them.
 
2014-02-16 09:37:05 AM
Did she try dropping her pants first?
 
2014-02-16 11:39:22 AM

Prey4reign: fusillade762: Could this be the most ridiculous police call ever?

Probably not.

Wasn't there one because some lady wanted a Big Mac?


Heard one cos the lady couldn't open her beer cos she didn't have beer bottle opener
 
2014-02-16 12:18:52 PM
venturebrosblog.com
 
2014-02-16 02:09:32 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-16 02:27:21 PM
Did they use the Jaws of Life?
 
2014-02-16 02:28:12 PM
I expected a thread of Your Mother jokes. Son, I am disappoint.
 
2014-02-16 03:00:18 PM
I had this happen to me once, though I didn't call 911.  With many sky jackets if the zipper pull comes off the zipper can go up, but not down.  There is a small release in the zipper that the pull engages when pulling the zipper down.

//Paperclip saved me a call to 911.
 
2014-02-16 04:25:54 PM

dugitman: evilmousse: (unrelated) goddamnit fark, why ya gotta cloae threads from just one day ago on sundays?

which thread?


How soon do they close?
 
2014-02-17 03:20:17 AM

Prey4reign: fusillade762: Could this be the most ridiculous police call ever?

Probably not.

Wasn't there one because some lady wanted a Big Mac?


Chicken nuggets, I believe. She was none-too-pleased they were out.
 
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