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2014-02-15 11:46:49 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-16 12:39:06 AM  
outsiderjapan.pbworks.com

Approves
 
2014-02-16 02:26:05 AM  
Not this one though, apparently.
 
2014-02-16 02:26:09 AM  
Oh god the wedgies ...
 
2014-02-16 02:27:11 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-16 02:35:10 AM  
subversify.com
 
2014-02-16 02:51:43 AM  
Done in six....
 
2014-02-16 02:55:30 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Looks like the dance floor at the Blue Oyster bar after happy hour....
 
2014-02-16 03:03:41 AM  
that's a lot of Wangs
 
2014-02-16 03:22:54 AM  

calbert: that's a lot of Wangs


That's Chinese, you idiot!

/been drinking since midnight, so please excuse my crabbiness
 
2014-02-16 03:30:51 AM  
So which one's responsible for Careless Monday?

/Not obscure
 
2014-02-16 03:38:56 AM  
ih0.redbubble.net
 
2014-02-16 03:51:01 AM  
Holy shiat! I guess I should be watching out for Asian men coming after me for a while. Good look out Subby.
 
2014-02-16 04:05:56 AM  

Pribar: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x566]

Looks like the dance floor at the Blue Oyster bar after happy hour....


We defer to your wisdom, putting faith in your experience, acknowledging the lengths you took to bring us this information.
 
2014-02-16 04:09:37 AM  

jake_lex: [outsiderjapan.pbworks.com image 400x600]

Approves


LOL, HARD GAY!!!! Haven't watched his stuff in ages. YAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

www.balanceduniverse.com
 
2014-02-16 04:11:15 AM  

calbert: that's a lot of Wangs


That doesnt even make any sense.
 
2014-02-16 04:12:58 AM  

uttertosh: Pribar: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x566]

Looks like the dance floor at the Blue Oyster bar after happy hour....

We defer to your wisdom, putting faith in your experience, acknowledging the lengths you took to bring us this information.


Hey don't knock the Oyster until you have tried the Oyster


/you dance divinely
 
2014-02-16 04:13:48 AM  
Prefer the Hadaka Apron for my magic stick.
 
2014-02-16 04:17:45 AM  

ongbok: Holy shiat! I guess I should be watching out for Asian men coming after me for a while. Good look out Subby.


My twin brother was shot. I think it was an Asian gang or something...there was this guy, he looked Asian...and he was speaking another language, I'm pretty sure it was...Asian.
 
2014-02-16 04:52:18 AM  
I live in the prefecture where they do this. All my friends were going and I honestly couldn't come up with one good reason to go watch.
 
2014-02-16 05:01:35 AM  

Pribar: Hey don't knock the Oyster until you have tried the Oyster


/you dance divinely


Really more of a clam man, myself.

/Why, thankyou!
//Cute ensemble.
 
2014-02-16 05:01:48 AM  

jake_lex: [outsiderjapan.pbworks.com image 400x600]

Approves


I'm more interested in the guy in the suit in the background. He just looks so bored, like he's seen so many leather-clad crotches in his time that even this is barely a blip on his radar.
 
2014-02-16 05:16:40 AM  
For future reference, Japanese people don't like being lumped in with the adjective "Asian." Just say "Japanese."
 
2014-02-16 05:21:01 AM  

lostcat: For future reference, Japanese people don't like being lumped in with the adjective "Asian." Just say "Japanese."


You are asking for sensitivity here??? good luck with that


/i135.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-16 06:01:30 AM  

Pribar: lostcat: For future reference, Japanese people don't like being lumped in with the adjective "Asian." Just say "Japanese."

You are asking for sensitivity here??? good luck with that


/[i135.photobucket.com image 413x413]


Nothing to do with sensitivity. Just possibly saving someone from making an ass of themselves.
 
2014-02-16 06:20:48 AM  

lostcat: Pribar: lostcat: For future reference, Japanese people don't like being lumped in with the adjective "Asian." Just say "Japanese."

You are asking for sensitivity here??? good luck with that


/[i135.photobucket.com image 413x413]

Nothing to do with sensitivity. Just possibly saving someone from making an ass of themselves.


After the actions of Unit 731, the Bataan Death March, Korean Comfort women, the Hell ships, Panjiayu tragedy, Sandakan Death Marches the Three Alls Policy, the various War crimes in Manchukuo, the Changteh chemical weapon attack, the Kaimingye germ weapon attack etc I really dont give a rats ass what they prefer to be called
 
2014-02-16 06:22:26 AM  

lostcat: Pribar: lostcat: For future reference, Japanese people don't like being lumped in with the adjective "Asian." Just say "Japanese."

You are asking for sensitivity here??? good luck with that

Nothing to do with sensitivity. Just possibly saving someone from making an ass of themselves.


You Orientals are so touchy.
 
2014-02-16 06:52:14 AM  

master luthier: lostcat: Pribar: lostcat: For future reference, Japanese people don't like being lumped in with the adjective "Asian." Just say "Japanese."

You are asking for sensitivity here??? good luck with that


/[i135.photobucket.com image 413x413]

Nothing to do with sensitivity. Just possibly saving someone from making an ass of themselves.

After the actions of Unit 731, the Bataan Death March, Korean Comfort women, the Hell ships, Panjiayu tragedy, Sandakan Death Marches the Three Alls Policy, the various War crimes in Manchukuo, the Changteh chemical weapon attack, the Kaimingye germ weapon attack etc I really dont give a rats ass what they prefer to be called


Well, boy howdy there, Yank! It shore is civilized to judge the modern Japanese by the actions of a near-extinct generation. Y'all only had to go back seventy-odd years!

farking rich coming from an American whose country launched an unprovoked war on Iraq only a decade ago, and which still runs an extra-judicial gulag in Cuba.

Glass houses and all that.
 
2014-02-16 06:57:11 AM  

lostcat: For future reference, Japanese people don't like being lumped in with the adjective "Asian." Just say "Japanese."


I thought they prefer to be called Nips.
 
2014-02-16 06:58:52 AM  

RottenEggs: lostcat: For future reference, Japanese people don't like being lumped in with the adjective "Asian." Just say "Japanese."

I thought they prefer to be called Nips.


That would only piss off a nisei. The locals here would probably perceive it as a cute nickname.
 
2014-02-16 07:10:21 AM  

aagrajag: master luthier: lostcat: Pribar: lostcat: For future reference, Japanese people don't like being lumped in with the adjective "Asian." Just say "Japanese."

You are asking for sensitivity here??? good luck with that


/[i135.photobucket.com image 413x413]

Nothing to do with sensitivity. Just possibly saving someone from making an ass of themselves.

After the actions of Unit 731, the Bataan Death March, Korean Comfort women, the Hell ships, Panjiayu tragedy, Sandakan Death Marches the Three Alls Policy, the various War crimes in Manchukuo, the Changteh chemical weapon attack, the Kaimingye germ weapon attack etc I really dont give a rats ass what they prefer to be called

Well, boy howdy there, Yank! It shore is civilized to judge the modern Japanese by the actions of a near-extinct generation. Y'all only had to go back seventy-odd years!

farking rich coming from an American whose country launched an unprovoked war on Iraq only a decade ago, and which still runs an extra-judicial gulag in Cuba.

Glass houses and all that.


My great aunt had her breasts cut off and made into a coin purse by a jap soldier in Nanjing, my Grandparents emigrated here to escape the memories. And as long as your leaders keep visiting shrines to war monsters, Denying their war crimes, and not even teaching the current generation about their dark past don't whine to me about what you prefer

/What do we do when we discover American troops committed war crimes? we punish them
//What do the Japanese do? they fete them while alive and then bury them with full honors
 
2014-02-16 07:30:36 AM  
aagrajag you list your location as Akita Prefecture, is there anything there to mark the PoW camp that was there during the war? Here is a atypical japanese "history" (because it touches on the camps) notice the nice whitewashing?, now here are photos of liberated PoWs from japan, not outlying one in the Philippines where the japs could claim ignorance but from the main isles see a bit of a disconnect between the fantasy portrayed and the reality?
 
2014-02-16 07:35:25 AM  
southpark stick of truth mmo was released?
 
2014-02-16 07:50:28 AM  

master luthier: aagrajag you list your location as Akita Prefecture, is there anything there to mark the PoW camp that was there during the war? Here is a atypical japanese "history" (because it touches on the camps) notice the nice whitewashing?, now here are photos of liberated PoWs from japan, not outlying one in the Philippines where the japs could claim ignorance but from the main isles see a bit of a disconnect between the fantasy portrayed and the reality?


You have my sympathies about your great aunt.

But to hate a bunch of people who had not even been born at the time of such atrocities is almost as barbaric. I imagine quite few Vietnamese have similar feelings about you and your countrymen.

Japan has waged aggressive war against other states only twice in it's 1600+ year recorded history. The first time, the megalomaniacal shogun who had launched the campaign died, and the entire invasion force essentially said: "Fark this shiat." and went home.

The US averages 2 attacks against sovereign nations per decade.

I am very sorry about your relative. But you really don't want to get into a pissing match about whose country has caused more death and suffering. Japan has a 1300-year head-start on you and doesn't even come close.

You must know about article 9? Most people here desperately wish to preserve and protect it. Only a few right-wing loudmouths are trying to get rid of it.
 
2014-02-16 08:15:49 AM  

aagrajag: master luthier: aagrajag you list your location as Akita Prefecture, is there anything there to mark the PoW camp that was there during the war? Here is a atypical japanese "history" (because it touches on the camps) notice the nice whitewashing?, now here are photos of liberated PoWs from japan, not outlying one in the Philippines where the japs could claim ignorance but from the main isles see a bit of a disconnect between the fantasy portrayed and the reality?

You have my sympathies about your great aunt.

But to hate a bunch of people who had not even been born at the time of such atrocities is almost as barbaric. I imagine quite few Vietnamese have similar feelings about you and your countrymen.

Japan has waged aggressive war against other states only twice in it's 1600+ year recorded history. The first time, the megalomaniacal shogun who had launched the campaign died, and the entire invasion force essentially said: "Fark this shiat." and went home.

The US averages 2 attacks against sovereign nations per decade.

I am very sorry about your relative. But you really don't want to get into a pissing match about whose country has caused more death and suffering. Japan has a 1300-year head-start on you and doesn't even come close.

You must know about article 9? Most people here desperately wish to preserve and protect it. Only a few right-wing loudmouths are trying to get rid of it.


And yet more denial and misdirection, typical. You want me and my people to move on then start teaching what actually happened, tear down the shrines to war criminals and stop electing apologists.

and as far as your claim about US military aggression? 2 times a decade is one invasion every 5 years yea right pull another number out of your ass, if you can find the room with your head up there, and oh look here is a casualty estimate from a French source citing UN estimates showing total casualties for the "war on terror" listing a total Military, insurgent and innocents killed as high as 300,000 in TEN YEARS of combat, while tragic and unconscionable , your soldiers managed that in just SIX WEEKS in Nanjing congratulations!


And the Nanjing numbers were all disarmed soldiers and civilians
//wanna spout off more BS in a attempt to deny your countrys proud past?

 
2014-02-16 08:16:35 AM  

Pribar: lostcat: For future reference, Japanese people don't like being lumped in with the adjective "Asian." Just say "Japanese."

You are asking for sensitivity here??? good luck with that


/[i135.photobucket.com image 413x413]


I figure after all the effort they put into the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere the least we could do is call them Asian.
 
2014-02-16 08:33:28 AM  

snake_beater: calbert: that's a lot of Wangs

That's Chinese, you idiot!


They... put the fun in fundoshi?
 
2014-02-16 08:33:55 AM  

master luthier: aagrajag: master luthier: aagrajag you list your location as Akita Prefecture, is there anything there to mark the PoW camp that was there during the war? Here is a atypical japanese "history" (because it touches on the camps) notice the nice whitewashing?, now here are photos of liberated PoWs from japan, not outlying one in the Philippines where the japs could claim ignorance but from the main isles see a bit of a disconnect between the fantasy portrayed and the reality?

You have my sympathies about your great aunt.

But to hate a bunch of people who had not even been born at the time of such atrocities is almost as barbaric. I imagine quite few Vietnamese have similar feelings about you and your countrymen.

Japan has waged aggressive war against other states only twice in it's 1600+ year recorded history. The first time, the megalomaniacal shogun who had launched the campaign died, and the entire invasion force essentially said: "Fark this shiat." and went home.

The US averages 2 attacks against sovereign nations per decade.

I am very sorry about your relative. But you really don't want to get into a pissing match about whose country has caused more death and suffering. Japan has a 1300-year head-start on you and doesn't even come close.

You must know about article 9? Most people here desperately wish to preserve and protect it. Only a few right-wing loudmouths are trying to get rid of it.

And yet more denial and misdirection, typical. You want me and my people to move on then start teaching what actually happened, tear down the shrines to war criminals and stop electing apologists.and as far as your claim about US military aggression? 2 times a decade is one invasion every 5 years yea right pull another number out of your ass, if you can find the room with your head up there, and oh look here is a casualty estimate from a French source citing UN estimates showing total casualties for the "war on terror" listing a total Military, insurgent and innocents ki ...





Here are some more hard numbers for you japs killed between 7 and 11 MILLION Chinese CIVILIANS during WW2, add in the quarter to a half million Korean civilians, the 100,000 Malaysian civilians, another 100,000 or so Philippine civilians, and another 100,000 or so civilians killed in other Pacific rim nations and the jap army killed more civilians than died in the Holocaust wohoo, do you want your trophy mailed to you or would you care to pick it up champ?
 
2014-02-16 08:36:47 AM  

master luthier: Japan has waged aggressive war against other states only twice in it's 1600+ year recorded history. The first time, the megalomaniacal shogun who had launched the campaign died, and the entire invasion force essentially said: "Fark this shiat." and went home.

The US averages 2 attacks against sovereign nations per decade.

I am very sorry about your relative. But you really don't want to get into a pissing match about whose country has caused more death and suffering. Japan has a 1300-year head-start on you and doesn't even come close.

You must know about article 9? Most people here desperately wish to preserve and protect it. Only a few right-wing loudmouths are trying to get rid of it.

And yet more denial and misdirection, typical. You want me and my people to move on then start teaching what actually happened, tear down the shrines to war criminals and stop electing apologists.and as far as your claim about US military aggression? 2 times a decade is one invasion every 5 years yea right pull another number out of your ass, if you can find the room with your head up there, and oh look here is a casualty estimate from a French source citing UN estimates showing total casualties for the "war on terror" listing a total Military, insurgent and innocents ki ...


Here are some more hard numbers for you japs killed between 7 and 11 MILLION Chinese CIVILIANS during WW2, add in the quarter to a half million Korean civilians, the 100,000 Malaysian civilians, another 100,000 or so Philippine civilians, and another 100,000 or so civilians killed in other Pacific rim nations and the jap army killed more civilians than died in the Holocaust wohoo, do you want your trophy mailed to you or would you care to pick it up champ?


And that is what we refer to as an epic biatch slap, ouch
 
2014-02-16 08:38:52 AM  

Freschel: So which one's responsible for Careless Monday?

/Not obscure


NEET approved!

Where can I find my own Juiz?
 
2014-02-16 08:45:59 AM  
Oh and how the hell did a story about a homoerotic dog pile on contest turn into a debate about which country has the higher body count?? only on Fark...
 
2014-02-16 09:16:24 AM  

evilmousse: southpark stick of truth mmo was released?


This
 
2014-02-16 09:22:15 AM  
Thousands of naked men beating each other up for lucky sticks thrown by a priest.

/we're gonna make people think that these sticks bring good luck and fortune and make them fight for them.

Troll level: Supreme Grand Master
 
2014-02-16 09:24:06 AM  
img.fark.net


Traditional Japanese pie chart
 
2014-02-16 09:47:12 AM  

aagrajag: master luthier: aagrajag you list your location as Akita Prefecture, is there anything there to mark the PoW camp that was there during the war? Here is a atypical japanese "history" (because it touches on the camps) notice the nice whitewashing?, now here are photos of liberated PoWs from japan, not outlying one in the Philippines where the japs could claim ignorance but from the main isles see a bit of a disconnect between the fantasy portrayed and the reality?

You have my sympathies about your great aunt.

But to hate a bunch of people who had not even been born at the time of such atrocities is almost as barbaric. I imagine quite few Vietnamese have similar feelings about you and your countrymen.

Japan has waged aggressive war against other states only twice in it's 1600+ year recorded history. The first time, the megalomaniacal shogun who had launched the campaign died, and the entire invasion force essentially said: "Fark this shiat." and went home.

The US averages 2 attacks against sovereign nations per decade.

I am very sorry about your relative. But you really don't want to get into a pissing match about whose country has caused more death and suffering. Japan has a 1300-year head-start on you and doesn't even come close.

You must know about article 9? Most people here desperately wish to preserve and protect it. Only a few right-wing loudmouths are trying to get rid of it.


So, there was the 17th Century invasion of Korea (two major invasions in the war if I remember correctly); dozens of massive pirate raids against mainland China before, during an after that Korean invasion; a few invasions of Korea in the 19th and early 20th Centuries; the Russo-Japanese War; they grabbed a few new colonies during World War I; and the non-stop war in China that turned into World War II. I cannot see how you get two wars of aggression out of that.
 
2014-02-16 09:49:07 AM  

rebelyell2006: aagrajag: master luthier: aagrajag you list your location as Akita Prefecture, is there anything there to mark the PoW camp that was there during the war? Here is a atypical japanese "history" (because it touches on the camps) notice the nice whitewashing?, now here are photos of liberated PoWs from japan, not outlying one in the Philippines where the japs could claim ignorance but from the main isles see a bit of a disconnect between the fantasy portrayed and the reality?

You have my sympathies about your great aunt.

But to hate a bunch of people who had not even been born at the time of such atrocities is almost as barbaric. I imagine quite few Vietnamese have similar feelings about you and your countrymen.

Japan has waged aggressive war against other states only twice in it's 1600+ year recorded history. The first time, the megalomaniacal shogun who had launched the campaign died, and the entire invasion force essentially said: "Fark this shiat." and went home.

The US averages 2 attacks against sovereign nations per decade.

I am very sorry about your relative. But you really don't want to get into a pissing match about whose country has caused more death and suffering. Japan has a 1300-year head-start on you and doesn't even come close.

You must know about article 9? Most people here desperately wish to preserve and protect it. Only a few right-wing loudmouths are trying to get rid of it.

So, there was the 17th Century invasion of Korea (two major invasions in the war if I remember correctly); dozens of massive pirate raids against mainland China before, during an after that Korean invasion; a few invasions of Korea in the 19th and early 20th Centuries; the Russo-Japanese War; they grabbed a few new colonies during World War I; and the non-stop war in China that turned into World War II. I cannot see how you get two wars of aggression out of that.


16th Century invasion, not 17th Century. My mistake.
 
2014-02-16 10:12:42 AM  
The Japanese and those of Japanese descent really do have small penises. 6 inches is a monster cock in Japanese porn.

My suspicion is that's why the pixelation laws still apply, so Japanese guys can watch Japanese porn and not have to face the the reality head on.
 
2014-02-16 10:49:27 AM  
The stench. I can't even begin to imagine the stench of it all.

/ were I to do this, I'd eat nothing but cabbage and beans for a week prior
 
2014-02-16 11:25:39 AM  
I'm confused. All this talk about death and bragging rights to death and stuff. Can't we all just get along? Is this because of Obama? I can't find my medicinal meds and now when I scratched my ear I got the flaky white stuff on my finger and then some of it fell into my coffee while I was looking at it. I'm still drinking it because it wasn't that yellowish ear wax that you can roll into a ball. I should be ok tho I know I'm taking a risk.
 
2014-02-16 11:26:35 AM  
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