Zarquon's Flat Tire: I want every world leader to announce over the next week that they are not lizard people. The conspiracy nuts will go batshiat.
anfrind: Zarquon's Flat Tire: I want every world leader to announce over the next week that they are not lizard people. The conspiracy nuts will go batshiat.[neatnik2009.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]"Despite rumors to the contrary, there is no evidence that any of Earth's leaders are shape-shifting reptilians from another planet."
MooseUpNorth: [www.laforestmedia.net image 300x350]Frowning at your racistSpecist shenanigans, Stubmitter. They're properly termed "Silurians". Or 'attractive and successful progenitors', if you must.
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: If we don't vote for a lizard, the wrong lizard might get in!
No Such Agency: Lizards lack a true penis (instead they have a grooved "hemipenis")
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