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(io9)   New Zealand's Prime Minister publicly denies being a lizard person. Which is just what a lizard person would say   (io9.com) divider line 59
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2014-02-16 12:56:47 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I want every world leader to announce over the next week that they are not lizard people. The conspiracy nuts will go batshiat.


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"Despite rumors to the contrary, there is no evidence that any of Earth's leaders are shape-shifting reptilians from another planet."
 
2014-02-16 01:02:25 AM

anfrind: Zarquon's Flat Tire: I want every world leader to announce over the next week that they are not lizard people. The conspiracy nuts will go batshiat.

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"Despite rumors to the contrary, there is no evidence that any of Earth's leaders are shape-shifting reptilians from another planet."


At least...not anymore.
 
2014-02-16 02:44:04 AM
I assure you, none of the world leaders are reptilians.  Now just go about your normal day.  Breathe the air, drink the tap water, and this whole thing will blow over in a day or two.  And whatever you do, don't go questioning reality by jumping from extreme heights.
 
2014-02-16 04:07:17 AM

MooseUpNorth: [www.laforestmedia.net image 300x350]

Frowning at your racistSpecist shenanigans, Stubmitter. They're properly termed "Silurians". Or 'attractive and successful progenitors', if you must.


FTFY
 
2014-02-16 08:14:15 AM
Woulda been better if he'd just confirmed it. We all sane people woulda taken it as a joke, but the conspiracy nuts woulda gone crazy...crazier.

Also, that one from last year with the shapeshifting alien guard at the AIPAC thing... I always feel sorry for him. Imagine being known the world over as being so ugly people think you're a lizard.
 
2014-02-16 09:23:53 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: If we don't vote for a lizard, the wrong lizard might get in!


This is because we come from a very ancient democracy.

Got any gin ?
 
2014-02-16 10:36:04 AM

No Such Agency: Lizards lack a true penis (instead they have a grooved "hemipenis")


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"That thing got a hemi?"
 
2014-02-16 11:14:08 PM
Ka nama  kaa lajerama
 
2014-02-17 12:03:51 AM
He's worse than a reptilian, he's a currency trader.
 
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