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(io9)   New Zealand's Prime Minister publicly denies being a lizard person. Which is just what a lizard person would say   (io9.com) divider line 59
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2014-02-15 08:24:27 PM
He still hasn't denied ushering humanity towards enslavement, though.
 
2014-02-15 08:29:27 PM
Proof Dick Cheney is a Reptillian:
www.pekingduck.org
/trouser snake
 
2014-02-15 08:44:40 PM
Did they not learn anything from watching 'V'?
 
2014-02-15 08:46:32 PM
That's what I'd expect a hobbit to say
 
2014-02-15 08:50:43 PM
www.laforestmedia.net

Frowning at your racist shenanigans, Stubmitter. They're properly termed "Silurians". Or 'attractive and successful progenitors', if you must.
 
2014-02-15 08:54:40 PM

Walker: Proof Dick Cheney is a Reptillian:
[www.pekingduck.org image 207x328]
/trouser snake


That's just colostomy bag crawl.
 
2014-02-15 08:56:33 PM

MooseUpNorth: [www.laforestmedia.net image 300x350]

Frowning at your racist shenanigans, Stubmitter. They're properly termed "Silurians". Or 'attractive and successful progenitors', if you must.


Sometimes with their own very charming companion.

static3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-15 08:57:27 PM
This is how you can tell

www.x-entertainment.com
 
2014-02-15 08:57:33 PM
and to think Obama was put out by just having to provide a birth certificate.

In re: Reptilians....No word yet on Britain's royal family.
 
2014-02-15 09:05:05 PM
Auckland resident Shane Warbrooke, who first posed the question via an Official Information Act (OIA) request, said he was happy with (but unsurprised by) the president's response. He did complain, however, that the government "waited the full 20 working days they are allowed before getting back to me."

Is this the NZ equivalent of the White House petitions?
 
2014-02-15 09:08:47 PM
theamazingwhitebread.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-15 09:11:06 PM
New Zealand isn't important enough to be taken over by reptilians.
 
2014-02-15 09:12:43 PM
Anyone remember when Louis CK asked Donald Rumsfeld if he was a lizard man?  Hilarious.  <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/25/louis-ck-donald-rumsfe ld_n_82 8284.html ">Link to story with audio</a>
 
2014-02-15 09:17:32 PM

cretinbob: [theamazingwhitebread.files.wordpress.com image 469x414]


Is that the Kardashians?
 
2014-02-15 09:20:57 PM

Foxxinnia: New Zealand isn't important enough to be taken over by reptilians.


that's just what a lizard alien would WANT us to think.
 
2014-02-15 09:22:46 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 09:23:49 PM

antron: This is how you can tell


God, F/X have come a long way...  aint no lie.

Walker: Proof Dick Cheney is a Reptillian:
[www.pekingduck.org image 207x328]
/trouser snake


Lizards lack a true penis (instead they have a grooved "hemipenis"), so he's likely just a big-dicked evil human sociopath.
 
2014-02-15 09:25:23 PM

No Such Agency: antron: This is how you can tell

God, F/X have come a long way...  aint no lie.

Walker: Proof Dick Cheney is a Reptillian:
[www.pekingduck.org image 207x328]
/trouser snake

Lizards lack a true penis (instead they have a grooved "hemipenis"), so he's likely just a big-dicked evil human sociopath.


It's a lizard tail!
 
2014-02-15 09:31:55 PM

Walker: No Such Agency: antron: This is how you can tell

God, F/X have come a long way...  aint no lie.

Walker: Proof Dick Cheney is a Reptillian:
[www.pekingduck.org image 207x328]
/trouser snake

Lizards lack a true penis (instead they have a grooved "hemipenis"), so he's likely just a big-dicked evil human sociopath.

It's a lizard tail!


Look, I just wanted to post about the hemipenis.  Stop stealing my wind.
 
2014-02-15 09:34:32 PM
What a Lizard person might look like

assets.diylol.com
 
2014-02-15 09:35:49 PM

hardinparamedic: Foxxinnia: New Zealand isn't important enough to be taken over by reptilians.

that's just what a lizard alien would WANT us to think.


No, that's what a lizard alien would want us to think.
 
2014-02-15 09:46:08 PM
Wouldn't he just say "Sssssssss."?
 
2014-02-15 09:49:08 PM
www.empireorjedi.com
 
2014-02-15 09:58:04 PM

No Such Agency: antron: This is how you can tell

God, F/X have come a long way...  aint no lie.

Walker: Proof Dick Cheney is a Reptillian:
[www.pekingduck.org image 207x328]
/trouser snake

Lizards lack a true penis (instead they have a grooved "hemipenis"), so he's likely just a big-dicked evil human sociopath.


Old man balls.
 
2014-02-15 10:01:14 PM
If I were a lizard person, that's not what I'd say. I'd say, "Hey baby, check me out, I'm a lizard person. I can do things with my tongue that, to this point, I've only been able to do to lizard girls, and they taste funny."
 
2014-02-15 10:03:01 PM

antron: This is how you can tell

[www.x-entertainment.com image 290x198]


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 10:08:54 PM

Marshall Willenholly: Anyone remember when Louis CK asked Donald Rumsfeld if he was a lizard man?  Hilarious.  <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/25/louis-ck-donald-rumsfe ld_n_82 8284.html ">Link to story with audio</a>


Beat me too. Rumsfeld eats Mexican babies.
 
2014-02-15 10:09:35 PM
Beat me to it I mean. Damn tablet.
 
2014-02-15 10:11:26 PM
Just get Harry Potter to speak Parseltongue to him.
 
2014-02-15 10:14:07 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-15 10:28:29 PM
It's a cookbook!  IT'S A COOKBOOK!  IT'S A COOKBOOK!  IT'S A COOKBOOK!
 
2014-02-15 10:29:55 PM
Hey it's more than Donald Rumsfeld would swear to.

farking lizard people controlling the world.
 
2014-02-15 10:38:05 PM
We did this thread a few days ago
 
2014-02-15 10:40:52 PM
I wish he'd denied it due to ongoing national security concerns. The same applies to Obama supposedly being teleported to Mars as part of a CIA operation.
 
2014-02-15 10:42:27 PM

mjjt: We did this thread a few days ago


Under this headline  The New Zealand Government cannot confirm that their Prime Minister isn't a shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement. Link goes to official document

on 14-2-14
 
2014-02-15 10:42:37 PM

mjjt: We did this thread a few days ago


That's what you've been conditioned to think by the lizard people.
 
2014-02-15 10:45:03 PM
nzpost-stamps.mycdn.co.nz
i975.photobucket.com
coins.nzpost.co.nz
u.jimdo.com

image.shutterstock.com
image.shutterstock.com


It... all makes sense now...
 
2014-02-15 10:45:24 PM
I want every world leader to announce over the next week that they are not lizard people. The conspiracy nuts will go batshiat.
 
2014-02-15 11:18:20 PM
More proof.
toastpop.com
 
2014-02-15 11:24:17 PM

ISO15693: It... all makes sense now...


Well isn't that a kick in the tuatara.
 
2014-02-15 11:49:22 PM
I forget, Reptilian raciest?

Need lizard gif.
 
2014-02-15 11:56:25 PM
If we don't vote for a lizard, the wrong lizard might get in!
 
2014-02-15 11:58:30 PM
i1311.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-15 11:58:40 PM

Snotcricket: and to think Obama was put out by just having to provide a birth certificate.

In re: Reptilians....No word yet on Britain's royal family.


Zarquon's Flat Tire: I want every world leader to announce over the next week that they are not lizard people. The conspiracy nuts will go batshiat.


WHY IS THIS NOT ON WHITEHOUSE.gov?
 
2014-02-16 12:00:05 AM
Come on! Who do you think runs that website?
 
2014-02-16 12:05:14 AM

Piizzadude: Snotcricket: and to think Obama was put out by just having to provide a birth certificate.

In re: Reptilians....No word yet on Britain's royal family.

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I want every world leader to announce over the next week that they are not lizard people. The conspiracy nuts will go batshiat.

WHY IS THIS NOT ON WHITEHOUSE.gov?


Because they are in it together

i60.tinypic.com

And notice that Key made the black guy drive
 
2014-02-16 12:09:54 AM

ISO15693: [nzpost-stamps.mycdn.co.nz image 280x280]
[i975.photobucket.com image 513x512]
[coins.nzpost.co.nz image 450x450]
[u.jimdo.com image 209x244]

[image.shutterstock.com image 450x398]
[image.shutterstock.com image 450x398]


It... all makes sense now...


Of those three coins, two are fakes and one hasn't been in circulation for nearly a decade...
 
2014-02-16 12:21:07 AM

mjjt: Piizzadude: Snotcricket: and to think Obama was put out by just having to provide a birth certificate.

In re: Reptilians....No word yet on Britain's royal family.

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I want every world leader to announce over the next week that they are not lizard people. The conspiracy nuts will go batshiat.

WHY IS THIS NOT ON WHITEHOUSE.gov?

Because they are in it together

[i60.tinypic.com image 318x159]

And notice that Key made the black guy drive


Fine I guess I have to do every damn thing around here.

http://wh.gov/lUwHS
 
2014-02-16 12:22:40 AM

danduran: ISO15693: [nzpost-stamps.mycdn.co.nz image 280x280]
[i975.photobucket.com image 513x512]
[coins.nzpost.co.nz image 450x450]
[u.jimdo.com image 209x244]

[image.shutterstock.com image 450x398]
[image.shutterstock.com image 450x398]


It... all makes sense now...

Of those three coins, two are fakes and one hasn't been in circulation for nearly a decade...


Yea okay, REPTILIAN!
 
2014-02-16 12:49:31 AM
mattdye.com
 
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