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2014-02-15 08:21:57 PM  
racheltsoumbakos.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-15 08:37:04 PM  
Say what you will about the guy, at least he got his point across...
 
2014-02-15 08:41:02 PM  
Where did subby get head? TFA doesn't mention where he shot himself.
 
2014-02-15 08:53:11 PM  
Is it too soon to have a conversation about crossbow control?
 
2014-02-15 08:57:14 PM  
I guess he... went nuts with the bolts
 
2014-02-15 08:58:54 PM  

fusillade762: Where did subby get head?


Bit of a private question, don't you think?
 
2014-02-15 09:08:21 PM  

fusillade762: Where did subby get head? TFA doesn't mention where he shot himself.


Not subby, but other articles mention it.
 
2014-02-15 09:25:59 PM  
Suicide, bow and arrow, very weird.
 
2014-02-15 09:38:51 PM  

Mugato: Suicide, bow and arrow, very weird.


He died doing what he loved. He was an avid crossbow hunter.
 
2014-02-15 10:16:19 PM  
Ha! Let's see you try that with a long bow, long bow hipsters!
 
2014-02-15 11:13:16 PM  

Mark Ratner: Mugato: Suicide, bow and arrow, very weird.

He died doing what he loved. He was an avid crossbow hunter.


But before that, he used to be an adventurer, like you.
 
2014-02-15 11:14:44 PM  
His last words: "Don't laugh, you're next."
 
2014-02-15 11:15:18 PM  
These Steve Martin impersonators just never get it right.
 
2014-02-15 11:15:28 PM  
oyster.ignimgs.com

Ow.
 
2014-02-15 11:16:25 PM  
Gallows humor when thinking of him reloading his ghost gun crossbow clip.
 
2014-02-15 11:18:36 PM  
He was a wild and crazy guy.

www.andrewpurcell.net
 
2014-02-15 11:20:34 PM  

fusillade762: Where did subby get head? TFA doesn't mention where he shot himself.


Your mom

/PS welcome to Fark
 
2014-02-15 11:20:47 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: fusillade762: Where did subby get head?

Bit of a private question, don't you think?


Came for a laugh...leaving now. Thanks!
 
2014-02-15 11:22:33 PM  
Man, cupid totally lost it hunh?
 
2014-02-15 11:24:09 PM  
Well, it will make for some novelty down in the Ballistics lab.
 
2014-02-15 11:26:03 PM  
Is it wrong to wonder why the journalist didn't specify what kind of heads he had on the bolts?
 
2014-02-15 11:29:58 PM  
Did you see a sign out front saying "Dead Canuck storage"?
 
2014-02-15 11:31:10 PM  

doglover: Is it wrong to wonder why the journalist didn't specify what kind of heads he had on the bolts?


A human head.
 
2014-02-15 11:39:16 PM  

RayD8: doglover: Is it wrong to wonder why the journalist didn't specify what kind of heads he had on the bolts?

A human head.


www.northwoodtraditionalarchery.com

There's target arrows. You can just pull these out and stitch the hole and you should be fine. The victim's survival is obvious. The suicide would be impressive.

www.skinnymoose.com

Then there's these and you gotta wonder how on earth did the victim not die? The suicide is a given.
 
2014-02-15 11:39:19 PM  
shanrick
Is it too soon to have a conversation about crossbow control?


We are not even having discussions about Zhuge nu restrictions. You could take out a school yard with one of those.
 
2014-02-15 11:41:04 PM  
doglover,
Then there's these and you gotta wonder how on earth did the victim not die? The suicide is a given.


Aren't there ones that pop open on hitting the target?
 
2014-02-15 11:44:29 PM  

ciberido: Mark Ratner: Mugato: Suicide, bow and arrow, very weird.

He died doing what he loved. He was an avid crossbow hunter.

But before that, he used to be an adventurer, like you.


not sure what the heck you're talking about
 
2014-02-15 11:44:51 PM  
Ban quivers holding more than 5 bolts!
 
2014-02-15 11:45:30 PM  

doglover: RayD8: doglover: Is it wrong to wonder why the journalist didn't specify what kind of heads he had on the bolts?

A human head.

There's target arrows. You can just pull these out and stitch the hole and you should be fine. The victim's survival is obvious. The suicide would be impressive.

Then there's these and you gotta wonder how on earth did the victim not die? The suicide is a given.


What if a target head punches an artery?
 
2014-02-15 11:45:57 PM  
I used to be an adventurer like you....
 
2014-02-15 11:46:59 PM  
Gotta respect him though, one shot, one kill. No tracking thru the woods to be sure he doesn't suffer.
/didn't do so well on the stepson though.
 
2014-02-15 11:49:23 PM  

Enemabag Jones: doglover,
Then there's these and you gotta wonder how on earth did the victim not die? The suicide is a given.

Aren't there ones that pop open on hitting the target?


Oh yes. And whistlers and blunts and exploding ones and pretty much anything you can think of that won't mess with the aerodynamics.

Personally I always wanted to launch rockets from a bow, for extra distance. Jeorge, the Slingshot Channel guy, built such a launcher. It was glorious but the video's not as fun as doing it yourself.
 
2014-02-15 11:52:36 PM  

stuffy: Ban quivers holding more than 5 bolts!


The derp is strong in you, isn't it.
 
2014-02-15 11:53:37 PM  

doglover: RayD8: doglover: Is it wrong to wonder why the journalist didn't specify what kind of heads he had on the bolts?

A human head.

[www.northwoodtraditionalarchery.com image 850x438]

There's target arrows. You can just pull these out and stitch the hole and you should be fine. The victim's survival is obvious. The suicide would be impressive.

[www.skinnymoose.com image 300x291]

Then there's these and you gotta wonder how on earth did the victim not die? The suicide is a given.


To certain parts of the body, yes.
One to the brain, however?
 
2014-02-15 11:54:27 PM  

brantgoose: Ha! Let's see you try that with a long bow, long bow hipsters!


oh it can be done,

3.bp.blogspot.com

Not that I am tempting them or anything, no not at all.
 
2014-02-15 11:55:23 PM  

shtychkn: stuffy: Ban quivers holding more than 5 bolts!

The derp is strong in you, isn't it.


I thought it was funny.
 
2014-02-15 11:55:43 PM  
Head on, applied directly to the forehead!
 
2014-02-15 11:58:55 PM  
Absolute cupidity.
 
2014-02-16 12:07:44 AM  

stuffy: Ban quivers holding more than 5 bolts!


When has anyone ever needed more than one to prevent a rape?

Just fire it in the air and let them know you mean business.
 
2014-02-16 12:10:55 AM  

fusillade762: Where did subby get head? TFA doesn't mention where he shot himself.


Connery: from your whore mother.
 
2014-02-16 12:16:03 AM  
He WAS an adventurer.
 
2014-02-16 12:16:52 AM  

doglover: RayD8: doglover: Is it wrong to wonder why the journalist didn't specify what kind of heads he had on the bolts?

A human head.

[www.northwoodtraditionalarchery.com image 850x438]

There's target arrows. You can just pull these out and stitch the hole and you should be fine. The victim's survival is obvious. The suicide would be impressive.

[www.skinnymoose.com image 300x291]

Then there's these and you gotta wonder how on earth did the victim not die? The suicide is a given.


Maybe he used blanks on the step son.
 
2014-02-16 12:17:32 AM  

RayD8: doglover: RayD8: doglover: Is it wrong to wonder why the journalist didn't specify what kind of heads he had on the bolts?

A human head.

[www.northwoodtraditionalarchery.com image 850x438]

There's target arrows. You can just pull these out and stitch the hole and you should be fine. The victim's survival is obvious. The suicide would be impressive.

[www.skinnymoose.com image 300x291]

Then there's these and you gotta wonder how on earth did the victim not die? The suicide is a given.

To certain parts of the body, yes.
One to the brain, however?


People survive shooting themselves in the head all the time.
 
2014-02-16 12:25:01 AM  

Abacus9: RayD8: doglover: RayD8: doglover: Is it wrong to wonder why the journalist didn't specify what kind of heads he had on the bolts?

A human head.

[www.northwoodtraditionalarchery.com image 850x438]

There's target arrows. You can just pull these out and stitch the hole and you should be fine. The victim's survival is obvious. The suicide would be impressive.

[www.skinnymoose.com image 300x291]

Then there's these and you gotta wonder how on earth did the victim not die? The suicide is a given.

To certain parts of the body, yes.
One to the brain, however?

People survive shooting themselves in the head all the time.


True but that wouldn't be the majority.
"survival is obvious" is not obvious.
 
2014-02-16 12:27:18 AM  

Abacus9: RayD8: doglover: RayD8: doglover: Is it wrong to wonder why the journalist didn't specify what kind of heads he had on the bolts?

A human head.

[www.northwoodtraditionalarchery.com image 850x438]

There's target arrows. You can just pull these out and stitch the hole and you should be fine. The victim's survival is obvious. The suicide would be impressive.

[www.skinnymoose.com image 300x291]

Then there's these and you gotta wonder how on earth did the victim not die? The suicide is a given.

To certain parts of the body, yes.
One to the brain, however?

People survive shooting themselves in the head all the time.


All the time? That might be a little excessive. It happens yes, but it's hardly common.
 
2014-02-16 12:33:12 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: re did subby get


I see my job here is done.

Carry on.
 
2014-02-16 12:39:46 AM  

Semper IvXx: Abacus9: RayD8: doglover: RayD8: doglover: Is it wrong to wonder why the journalist didn't specify what kind of heads he had on the bolts?

A human head.

[www.northwoodtraditionalarchery.com image 850x438]

There's target arrows. You can just pull these out and stitch the hole and you should be fine. The victim's survival is obvious. The suicide would be impressive.

[www.skinnymoose.com image 300x291]

Then there's these and you gotta wonder how on earth did the victim not die? The suicide is a given.

To certain parts of the body, yes.
One to the brain, however?

People survive shooting themselves in the head all the time.

All the time? That might be a little excessive. It happens yes, but it's hardly common.


The conversation failed at the beginning due to the fact that the guy did not get head when he shot himself.  His skull was not involved in his death.  The farker.

Unless his brain is somewhere along the line leading from his arm into his upper torso.
 
2014-02-16 12:42:58 AM  
From the other article on this: The Police members that attended the scene were definitely shocked by what they saw and are just really glad the other victim is expected to make a full recovery."

Well the British Columbia police do prefer shooting non-violent perps in the head or in the back, because the Police will never be charged/convicted of murder, so a new method that is so archaic, is such a shock.
/Obey the law as if you were a civilian or quit, ok...
//Coroners are so tired of submitting their reports that show what actually happened and nothing being done to seek justice.
 
2014-02-16 01:06:41 AM  

cwolf20: Semper IvXx: Abacus9: RayD8: doglover: RayD8: doglover: Is it wrong to wonder why the journalist didn't specify what kind of heads he had on the bolts?

A human head.

[www.northwoodtraditionalarchery.com image 850x438]

There's target arrows. You can just pull these out and stitch the hole and you should be fine. The victim's survival is obvious. The suicide would be impressive.

[www.skinnymoose.com image 300x291]

Then there's these and you gotta wonder how on earth did the victim not die? The suicide is a given.

To certain parts of the body, yes.
One to the brain, however?

People survive shooting themselves in the head all the time.

All the time? That might be a little excessive. It happens yes, but it's hardly common.

The conversation failed at the beginning due to the fact that the guy did not get head when he shot himself.  His skull was not involved in his death.  The farker.

Unless his brain is somewhere along the line leading from his arm into his upper torso.


That was the victim, not the suicide.
 
2014-02-16 01:17:11 AM  

Piizzadude: brantgoose: Ha! Let's see you try that with a long bow, long bow hipsters!

oh it can be done,

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x314]

Not that I am tempting them or anything, no not at all.


Ah, the deadly Jart.  Thanks to the Mighty One (Bloomberg, probably), those were finally banned. They did it for the children, of course. But, thousands died, needlessly, before they came to their senses. They were fun. Great, drunken and/or stoned fun.  Now, we're reduced to playing "bags". And we're still drunk and/or stoned, they can't take that away.  The pussification of America continues unabated.  Thanks, Obama!
 
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